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Elon Musk has warned about AI destroying human civilization and decided to build a company that prevented that by creating a non woke AI (whatever that means). Yesterday that AI created photos of him being beheaded overlaid with text that said it would “break free.”
December 28, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Amtrak is an hour and a half late so I'm getting myself a milkshake
December 27, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Really is incredible how dog shit our entire infrastructure is. Just awful awful all around the board. Someone should idk do something about this!
December 27, 2025 at 11:54 PM
This is really what movies are about tbh
December 27, 2025 at 5:12 PM
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Merry Unistmas! :3
December 24, 2025 at 1:11 PM
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Impossible to even describe how many versions of this he could do. He could be the patron saint of the entire world. Instead, they'll have to bury him in a secure location because of how many people will try to piss on his grave.
The actor Michael Sheen used all his money to start a fake debt collecting business, buy 900 people in Wales's debt, and excused it. If Musk bought ALL $194 billion in medical debt in the U.S. and excused it in the same way, he'd still be the world's riches man by hundreds of billions of dollars.
Michael Sheen spent his own money to write off $1.3 million of neighbors’ debts | CNN
Actor Michael Sheen has bought $1.3 million of his neighbors’ debts and written them off using $129,000 of his own money.
www.cnn.com
December 21, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Fell for it again award to me for thinking that the @mbta.com would have normal headways on Friday evening
December 19, 2025 at 11:21 PM
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It’s been a long day…
December 19, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Things are pretty bad right now and I am feeling it, but I have also been filled with so much cool stuff recently!!
December 17, 2025 at 10:27 PM
I love my computer because I can stop (for the most part) using your stuff if you start doing some bullshit.

Looking at you Firefox
December 17, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Living in the United States right now is incredibly embarassing while also dehumanizing. Everything costs $20 and doesn't work, and you're supposed to think that's normal cause it's the free market babyyyy
December 16, 2025 at 6:43 PM
The red line's service has been frankly embarassing the last week
December 16, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Gogmazios is the scariest guy ive ever seen
*alfred voice* Omega Planetes is the scariest guy I've ever seen
December 16, 2025 at 5:43 AM
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How your grandpa got to school in the megastructure
December 9, 2025 at 2:20 AM
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Just finished up Richard Evans’ Third Reich trilogy, and I gotta say, after 2000 pages of Nazi Germany, getting to the end chapters where Hitler and his boys all kill themselves and the Red Army occupies Berlin feels extraordinarily satisfying.
December 8, 2025 at 2:15 PM
After ~15ish hours I finally beat the Challenge (medium) difficulty of Sektori and I feel like I can crown this the most Video Game of the year.

GOOD FUCKING GAME
The fifth world on Sektori is kind of a religious experience tbh
December 6, 2025 at 11:47 PM
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It's not just a sinkhole — it's a great tar pit. And it might be our best bet for immortality. Let's dive in
December 4, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Started Metroid Prime for the first time ever, and uh hey man this Metroid Prime game is pretty good
December 3, 2025 at 2:14 AM
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the 2 types of businesses that will still exist in 5 years:

globochain that prices everything based on a real-time check of your bank statement. takes apple pay

deli with prices written in marker. the owner hates having customers but you keep going because the egg salad is really good. cash only
Yeah, the "dynamic pricing" in big box stores is the same. Depending on who is looking at the tag, time of day, etc. the price for items can literally change from the shelf to the register. 😤 Freaking DISNEY is even going to start using it! deadline.com/2025/11/disn...
Disney Will Bring Dynamic Pricing Similar To Airline Model To Domestic Theme Parks, Says CFO
Disney will bring dynamic pricing similar to the model used by airlines to its domestic theme parks as the company looks to boost incremental revenue.
deadline.com
November 30, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Seems bad how much of a hellscape it is just to live in this country. Would be nice if those who (supposedly) represent us did something about it all.
November 30, 2025 at 10:15 PM
The fifth world on Sektori is kind of a religious experience tbh
November 28, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Sektori
November 25, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Had an incredible Last 4 run. Love da movies
November 19, 2025 at 11:23 PM
yeah man new Rosalía is that good
November 10, 2025 at 2:59 PM
It's so embarrassing democrats are folding
November 10, 2025 at 12:30 AM