Theophanes Avery
@theophanesavery.bsky.social
They/Them
Author, blogger, photographer, artist, wanderer, and lover of life. Come on an adventure with me!
Heads up I'm also polyamorous, pansexual, nonbinary, autistic, ADHD, a spoonie, and occasionally mention these things. Much love. 🧡
Author, blogger, photographer, artist, wanderer, and lover of life. Come on an adventure with me!
Heads up I'm also polyamorous, pansexual, nonbinary, autistic, ADHD, a spoonie, and occasionally mention these things. Much love. 🧡
Love being an agent of chaos, sauntering into a mom and pop hardware store asking for flashing (to make cookie cutters,) a single bag of wood pellets (to make cheap cat litter) and a water hookup for the toilet (OK, actually wanted this one for what it was.)
December 15, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Love being an agent of chaos, sauntering into a mom and pop hardware store asking for flashing (to make cookie cutters,) a single bag of wood pellets (to make cheap cat litter) and a water hookup for the toilet (OK, actually wanted this one for what it was.)
Put an anti-virus thing on my phone and it literally just flagged a text message **I sent** as a potential scam threat. 😑
December 11, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Put an anti-virus thing on my phone and it literally just flagged a text message **I sent** as a potential scam threat. 😑
I don't know why everyone doesn't have breakfast for dinner... 😋
December 10, 2025 at 10:40 PM
I don't know why everyone doesn't have breakfast for dinner... 😋
I read something the other day that said millenials are so quirky because we were never given the chance to grieve the future we were promised that just dissolved in front of her eyes. Excuse me if I'm not in the mood to grieve. I'm too busy fighting for that future.
December 9, 2025 at 10:55 PM
I read something the other day that said millenials are so quirky because we were never given the chance to grieve the future we were promised that just dissolved in front of her eyes. Excuse me if I'm not in the mood to grieve. I'm too busy fighting for that future.
I may have broken Deezer... the playlists are WILD combinations of caberet, random non-American rock-a-billy, vampire musical soundtracks, snake charming tunes?? Music from geographies I've never heard of. I mean I'm loving it but my moods are EVERYWHERE. 😂
December 8, 2025 at 2:28 AM
I may have broken Deezer... the playlists are WILD combinations of caberet, random non-American rock-a-billy, vampire musical soundtracks, snake charming tunes?? Music from geographies I've never heard of. I mean I'm loving it but my moods are EVERYWHERE. 😂
Fluffernutter French toast, for those who want to be in a diabetic coma before lunch.
December 7, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Fluffernutter French toast, for those who want to be in a diabetic coma before lunch.
When I think of ski resorts I'm not thinking of a panoramic swimming pool.
"The idea is 'to create a resort community that is appealing both to skiers and to those who perhaps don’t ski as much,'”
That might be the dumbest thing I've ever heard. Then again rich people. -_-
"The idea is 'to create a resort community that is appealing both to skiers and to those who perhaps don’t ski as much,'”
That might be the dumbest thing I've ever heard. Then again rich people. -_-
December 6, 2025 at 12:45 AM
When I think of ski resorts I'm not thinking of a panoramic swimming pool.
"The idea is 'to create a resort community that is appealing both to skiers and to those who perhaps don’t ski as much,'”
That might be the dumbest thing I've ever heard. Then again rich people. -_-
"The idea is 'to create a resort community that is appealing both to skiers and to those who perhaps don’t ski as much,'”
That might be the dumbest thing I've ever heard. Then again rich people. -_-
Just read an article saying women are far more likely to be skeptical or not use AI (Quel surprise!)
I still remember the 90's when every sci-fi movie was about how robots and AI were going to become sentient and kill off humanity. What's your reason for not using AI?
I still remember the 90's when every sci-fi movie was about how robots and AI were going to become sentient and kill off humanity. What's your reason for not using AI?
December 5, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Just read an article saying women are far more likely to be skeptical or not use AI (Quel surprise!)
I still remember the 90's when every sci-fi movie was about how robots and AI were going to become sentient and kill off humanity. What's your reason for not using AI?
I still remember the 90's when every sci-fi movie was about how robots and AI were going to become sentient and kill off humanity. What's your reason for not using AI?
I've been without a car for two months now and it looks like it'll be another two before it's out of the shop. I'm going stir crazy. 😭
December 5, 2025 at 5:12 PM
I've been without a car for two months now and it looks like it'll be another two before it's out of the shop. I'm going stir crazy. 😭
What on earth is a rabbit Cafe? Also can I run one?
December 4, 2025 at 7:20 PM
What on earth is a rabbit Cafe? Also can I run one?
Trashed panda.
The masked burglar broke into the closed Virginia liquor store early on Saturday and hit the bottom shelf. The bandit was something of a nocturnal menace: bottles were smashed and alcohol pooled on the floor.
The suspect acted like an animal because, in fact, he's a raccoon.
The suspect acted like an animal because, in fact, he's a raccoon.
Raccoon goes on drunken rampage in Virginia liquor store and passes out on bathroom floor
A raccoon broke into a closed Virginia liquor store and drank alcohol from the bottom shelves over the weekend.
bit.ly
December 3, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Trashed panda.
Kinda tired of having a snowblower that only starts up in the summer to trick me into believing it's up for another season of work but then snow comes and it's like, "Nooooo! It's cold! I will not start!"
December 3, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Kinda tired of having a snowblower that only starts up in the summer to trick me into believing it's up for another season of work but then snow comes and it's like, "Nooooo! It's cold! I will not start!"
Look at that coy little face. This might be the cutest vulture ever.
Yolo often stands with his little back toes crossed, which I find ridiculously cute!
You can see vultures don't have bulky feet and talons built for grasping/carrying like other raptors. Their more chicken-like feet are meant for bracing on food to pull at it with their powerful beaks, instead.
You can see vultures don't have bulky feet and talons built for grasping/carrying like other raptors. Their more chicken-like feet are meant for bracing on food to pull at it with their powerful beaks, instead.
December 3, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Look at that coy little face. This might be the cutest vulture ever.
Never feel self-conscious about your muffin top ever again. This sweater's got you.
December 1, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Never feel self-conscious about your muffin top ever again. This sweater's got you.
Anyone else weirdly delighted when you get Teenage Boy Taking his First Job Way Too Seriously? My groceries were bagged in 20 seconds flat.
December 1, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Anyone else weirdly delighted when you get Teenage Boy Taking his First Job Way Too Seriously? My groceries were bagged in 20 seconds flat.
Are they dinosaurs or are they fun new cryptids? We may never know.
November 30, 2025 at 6:42 AM
Are they dinosaurs or are they fun new cryptids? We may never know.
One of the least talked about signs of a good match is a couple's ability to guess each other's badly described movies.
"Wasn't he in that movie the Boston one... you know the one all the Bostonians are always going on about?"
"It's about these people that get bored at life and open a doom box."
"Wasn't he in that movie the Boston one... you know the one all the Bostonians are always going on about?"
"It's about these people that get bored at life and open a doom box."
November 29, 2025 at 3:45 AM
One of the least talked about signs of a good match is a couple's ability to guess each other's badly described movies.
"Wasn't he in that movie the Boston one... you know the one all the Bostonians are always going on about?"
"It's about these people that get bored at life and open a doom box."
"Wasn't he in that movie the Boston one... you know the one all the Bostonians are always going on about?"
"It's about these people that get bored at life and open a doom box."
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My mom told her physical therapist she wears a mask because her husband and daughter are immunocompromised. The PT said she is too but isn't worried bc she knows if she dies she is going to heaven. Then her co-worker yelled, “Shut up Debbie you wear a seatbelt and take blood pressure meds” 👀
November 25, 2025 at 11:14 PM
My mom told her physical therapist she wears a mask because her husband and daughter are immunocompromised. The PT said she is too but isn't worried bc she knows if she dies she is going to heaven. Then her co-worker yelled, “Shut up Debbie you wear a seatbelt and take blood pressure meds” 👀
So much is happening right now that I feel like I should be burning an effigy on New Year's to make sure the shitstorm doesn't follow us into 2026. Whose with me? We can make this a new holiday tradition! 🔥🔥🔥
November 26, 2025 at 7:46 PM
So much is happening right now that I feel like I should be burning an effigy on New Year's to make sure the shitstorm doesn't follow us into 2026. Whose with me? We can make this a new holiday tradition! 🔥🔥🔥
Intrusive thought: dress as Bigfoot and run by your neighbor's game camera some night.
November 26, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Intrusive thought: dress as Bigfoot and run by your neighbor's game camera some night.
Town forum: "Who is the shirtless guy in a gorilla mask and Santa hat in the Market Basket parking lot?"
November 26, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Town forum: "Who is the shirtless guy in a gorilla mask and Santa hat in the Market Basket parking lot?"
So if someone's on a payment plan for back utility dues and they pay what is required but the utility company doesn't process it until after the date it's supposed to be paid what is the recourse for that? They're now demanding half of all the past dues now even though it was their fault.
November 24, 2025 at 8:01 PM
So if someone's on a payment plan for back utility dues and they pay what is required but the utility company doesn't process it until after the date it's supposed to be paid what is the recourse for that? They're now demanding half of all the past dues now even though it was their fault.
Last night I woke up at 3:45 in the morning to the overwhelming smell of cat shit. Groggy and annoyed I searched the whole room finding nothing, but silly me, I only looked on the floor. Just found it. On a shelf in the closet. *rubs my temples*
November 24, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Last night I woke up at 3:45 in the morning to the overwhelming smell of cat shit. Groggy and annoyed I searched the whole room finding nothing, but silly me, I only looked on the floor. Just found it. On a shelf in the closet. *rubs my temples*
Hundreds of Beavers
November 22, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Hundreds of Beavers