Gami
theorigamigamer.bsky.social
Gami
@theorigamigamer.bsky.social
Senior Software Engineer who enjoys Magic the Gathering, tattoos, keyboards, Lego, and code. Lead programmer of A Marble’s Muse.
(He/Him)
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Midway upon the journey of my father’s Windows 11 upgrade / I found myself within hell.

Hell is Windows 11, and ChatGPT 4o is Vergil.
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me: you boy what day is it today?

boy: nonces shout out of the window day.

me: oof you’ve absolutely done me there.
December 25, 2024 at 7:57 AM
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12/25 #scryfallrandom wishes you all a
December 25, 2025 at 5:42 PM
@kathleen.loadingreadyrun.com The finished Pepperpot! It was a success
December 25, 2025 at 4:08 PM
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you there boy, what bullshit is this
December 25, 2025 at 5:30 AM
@kathleen.loadingreadyrun.com Pepperpot update! I added a head of crushed garlic, three more cinnamon sticks, heavy salt, more cassareep, two more habanero peppers.
December 25, 2025 at 5:07 AM
December 24, 2025 at 2:31 PM
This year for Christmas I am making Pepperpot en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guyanes...
December 24, 2025 at 8:39 AM
TOMORROW'S CHRISTMAS EVE!
YouTube video by BreakingNCS
www.youtube.com
December 23, 2025 at 10:38 PM
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Big news! I’m working with Wizards of the Coast to share that the Secret Lair Dandân Deck drops in March 2026! Keep an eye on secretlair.wizards.com when March rolls around. Don’t forget!
December 15, 2025 at 6:29 PM
It boggles my mind that I have been making origami models for over 80% of my life.
December 13, 2025 at 11:18 PM
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We got a new cat tower and Baxter is too big for it but he loves it anyhow.
December 12, 2025 at 6:16 PM
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People are saying I'm wrong and to them I say this: I know damn well which Muppets are having sex, how, how often, and with whom. If you doubt that you don't even know me.
December 12, 2025 at 7:52 PM
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Miss Piggy has never had sex. There are dozens of men who have gone mad with erotic desire, wailing at her feet, turgid of soul and ecstatic of spirit. But she has never had sex. That is her power.
December 12, 2025 at 4:38 PM
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mcelroymerch.com/products/you...

I think this is genuinely a smart charming bit of homewares.
You Dried Hand Towel
Black terrycloth hand towel with red embroidery, the perfect accessory for a tarnished restroom, from your friends at the Besties!1 towel 15X25" 100% Cotton
mcelroymerch.com
December 4, 2025 at 11:10 PM
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I FINALLY FOUND IT.

Been looking for this stupid video for fucking EVER but GOOGLE SUCKS SO MUCH SHIT NOW
December 4, 2025 at 9:30 AM
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December 4, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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December 4, 2025 at 11:06 PM
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#DiscOnly I always knew* Claire was musically inclined

*I did not know this
December 3, 2025 at 3:34 AM
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Tattoo story: Both clients are taking a break.

Me: “Hey dude how’s your arm?”
Other guy: “Great man. How’s your ass?”

😂
December 5, 2023 at 4:56 AM
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November 21, 2025 at 4:03 PM
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So here's to Desert Bus for Hope 2025, where we raised over $1,048,000 FOR THE CHILDREN! We've cried, we've crashed, and we will miss you dearly. See you next year for our *20th* Desert Bus! And make sure to keep an eye out on our socials as we prepare for our big anniversary...
November 21, 2025 at 9:21 PM
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Haven't had a chance to post my newest buddy.
November 16, 2025 at 3:56 AM
going to the store
YouTube video by David Lewandowski
youtu.be
November 14, 2025 at 3:15 AM
I have reached my goal of being able to type a minimum of 100 words per minute!
November 12, 2025 at 7:39 AM
@onbearfeet.bsky.social “Why would you need Alan Turing’s voice for anything?”

Me: “You could use his voice to read his biography. You have no control who lives, who dies, who tells your story.”
November 12, 2025 at 5:08 AM