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Story Stunningham
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part-time procrastinator, full-time anxious. freelance story consultant
Yeah they don't want to end up like USAID: getting shut down because *checks notes* nobody needs medical aid anymore
January 8, 2026 at 6:21 PM
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The most amazing part is that it's being done so imaginary oil CEOs can make money, according to the delusions of our permanently 12 year old president who's stuck in 1990; actual oil CEOs aren't interested and have to be bullied into sounding excited.
January 3, 2026 at 11:05 PM
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January 3, 2026 at 11:15 PM
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This insane asshole has been doing nothing but crimes since the day he took office, you're the only branch of government with the power to remove him and you're not even going to try because it might not work? Why are you even there? To feel important and do insider trading?
January 3, 2026 at 4:05 PM
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Democrats and the media think we should find common ground with this
January 1, 2026 at 1:20 AM
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I was just telling my mother today that ICE is basically just a million little Rittenhouses. She didn't remember who he was, which tells me we really should have been more aggressive in shaming this pathetic murderer from Sea to Shining Sea.
January 8, 2026 at 5:06 AM
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Then this happened
January 8, 2026 at 6:09 AM
Oh wow a violent threat, cool. Too bad he can't get arrested for anything otherwise this would constitute grounds for punitive action
January 8, 2026 at 6:14 PM
You were told that this is what would happen, and you still voted for it. So why are you upset? (I'm autistic so it helps when people explain their emotions to me. ...Please explain.)
January 8, 2026 at 3:49 AM
Noem didn't commit treason five years and a day ago, though. She's not a mass child-rapist. All she's done is murder a puppy. I'm betting that she's below the law on this one.
January 8, 2026 at 3:46 AM
it's normal to feel guilt when one commits murder-by-policy, this is a safe space to own up to it
January 8, 2026 at 3:44 AM