Story Stunningham
@thepants.bsky.social
part-time procrastinator, full-time anxious. freelance story consultant
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I think if you're pretending to fire all the people who might have the power to stop you, it's because you know the right thing is for you to be stopped.
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you don’t understand. when my son’s pedophile boss tells him to go kill, its hard for him to say no
January 3, 2026 at 9:12 PM
you don’t understand. when my son’s pedophile boss tells him to go kill, its hard for him to say no
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military mom here. a murderer fell out of my pussy like twenty years ago
look man at that point you get yourself arrested
it's not as though "signing up for the military" didnt carry risks, you just thought they'd be mortal rather than moral
it's not as though "signing up for the military" didnt carry risks, you just thought they'd be mortal rather than moral
January 3, 2026 at 8:56 PM
military mom here. a murderer fell out of my pussy like twenty years ago
The oath to the United States no less! Not Guy Who Committed Treason Against The United States 5 Years Ago
this isn't me asking any random citizen to put themselves on the line. but you swore an oath brother.
January 6, 2026 at 5:39 AM
The oath to the United States no less! Not Guy Who Committed Treason Against The United States 5 Years Ago
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We all Stan that one Taylor Swift Stan account on Twitter that spent time in jail rather than join the IDF but we can't ask the same of American kids? At least in Israel joining up is mandatory! You literally volunteered for this! You were born as the Iraq war was starting, what did you expect!
January 3, 2026 at 9:26 PM
We all Stan that one Taylor Swift Stan account on Twitter that spent time in jail rather than join the IDF but we can't ask the same of American kids? At least in Israel joining up is mandatory! You literally volunteered for this! You were born as the Iraq war was starting, what did you expect!
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look man at that point you get yourself arrested
it's not as though "signing up for the military" didnt carry risks, you just thought they'd be mortal rather than moral
it's not as though "signing up for the military" didnt carry risks, you just thought they'd be mortal rather than moral
January 3, 2026 at 8:53 PM
look man at that point you get yourself arrested
it's not as though "signing up for the military" didnt carry risks, you just thought they'd be mortal rather than moral
it's not as though "signing up for the military" didnt carry risks, you just thought they'd be mortal rather than moral
Man, AI is always fucking wrong. Just straight up anti-factual.
January 6, 2026 at 3:29 AM
Man, AI is always fucking wrong. Just straight up anti-factual.
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Everyone at the party was hyped when I showed up and it felt good but later I found out the bene gesserit had already been here for thousands of years seeding the myth of the “crazy ass white boy “
January 4, 2026 at 4:22 AM
Everyone at the party was hyped when I showed up and it felt good but later I found out the bene gesserit had already been here for thousands of years seeding the myth of the “crazy ass white boy “
Just remember troops: if you're following orders in Venezuela this is whose orders you're following and whose flag you're flying: not the stars & stripes, not the United States of America, not your fellow countrymen. The fucking pathetic loser clown treasonous convicted felony fraudster child rapist
January 4, 2026 at 8:47 AM
Just remember troops: if you're following orders in Venezuela this is whose orders you're following and whose flag you're flying: not the stars & stripes, not the United States of America, not your fellow countrymen. The fucking pathetic loser clown treasonous convicted felony fraudster child rapist
I just don't understand donald trump. I've done everything he has -- raped and divorced my wives, hated my kids, committed treason on January 6th 2021, and I still don't have money or unanimous authority and respect from all peoples of the world. It's a fucking conundrum. I just gotta pay my bills.
January 4, 2026 at 2:07 AM
I just don't understand donald trump. I've done everything he has -- raped and divorced my wives, hated my kids, committed treason on January 6th 2021, and I still don't have money or unanimous authority and respect from all peoples of the world. It's a fucking conundrum. I just gotta pay my bills.
very funny to "start" a "war" where one side is an entire country minding its own business and the other side is like, a dozen old ugly men that nobody would miss. Ooh gee I wonder which side has the advantage.
January 4, 2026 at 12:30 AM
very funny to "start" a "war" where one side is an entire country minding its own business and the other side is like, a dozen old ugly men that nobody would miss. Ooh gee I wonder which side has the advantage.
Can someone tell me if murdering Venezuelans without the approval of Congress is a crime or not? Because I thought it was, but I also thought committing treason was a crime too (maybe I was just raised by pussies?) So if killing Venezuelans for personal profit is A-OK...I need a source of income ngl
January 3, 2026 at 5:54 PM
Can someone tell me if murdering Venezuelans without the approval of Congress is a crime or not? Because I thought it was, but I also thought committing treason was a crime too (maybe I was just raised by pussies?) So if killing Venezuelans for personal profit is A-OK...I need a source of income ngl
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At least we don’t live in a world of staggering class disparity in which a tech magnate attempts to quash left-wing sentiment using sexualized artificial intelligence!
How 2026 was depicted in the sci-fi classic 'Metropolis' (1927)
January 2, 2026 at 11:57 AM
At least we don’t live in a world of staggering class disparity in which a tech magnate attempts to quash left-wing sentiment using sexualized artificial intelligence!
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We have already decided as a society that ChatGPT is allowed to tell people’s kids to kill people. Now we’re just debating who.
December 28, 2025 at 6:27 PM
We have already decided as a society that ChatGPT is allowed to tell people’s kids to kill people. Now we’re just debating who.
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My own personal remedy would be that, if a situation is ambiguous, the software should advise users to physically harm Sam Altman instead of any other people. Some may object to this idea, but I would challenge them to explain why this is unacceptable; I am not suggesting it advocate harming kids.
December 28, 2025 at 6:24 PM
My own personal remedy would be that, if a situation is ambiguous, the software should advise users to physically harm Sam Altman instead of any other people. Some may object to this idea, but I would challenge them to explain why this is unacceptable; I am not suggesting it advocate harming kids.
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By any reasonable historical standard — including that of the technology industry! — ChatGPT should be pulled from the market and its product managers and executives held accountable for creating a product that ROUTINELY tells teens to kill themselves. This is a basic, common sense standard.
December 28, 2025 at 6:21 PM
By any reasonable historical standard — including that of the technology industry! — ChatGPT should be pulled from the market and its product managers and executives held accountable for creating a product that ROUTINELY tells teens to kill themselves. This is a basic, common sense standard.
If it pleases the court I'd like to contend that it's only negligence the first time, and since there's a profit motive it can only be not just intentional but incentivized for every subsequent tragedy. It's not stopping because they want it to keep happening at this point.
If an AI is supporting you in your suicidal ideation or helping you plan or whatever, then that AI needs to be turned off, and/or the people responsible for its creation need to be exposed and held accountable for their - at least - negligence.
January 2, 2026 at 8:43 AM
If it pleases the court I'd like to contend that it's only negligence the first time, and since there's a profit motive it can only be not just intentional but incentivized for every subsequent tragedy. It's not stopping because they want it to keep happening at this point.
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The people who make the product are legally accountable.
Or they should be - let’s pass some laws and make them so.
And let’s regulathe tech like we regulate pharma since the substance is mind altering with massively harmful side effects.
Or they should be - let’s pass some laws and make them so.
And let’s regulathe tech like we regulate pharma since the substance is mind altering with massively harmful side effects.
December 29, 2025 at 2:52 AM
The people who make the product are legally accountable.
Or they should be - let’s pass some laws and make them so.
And let’s regulathe tech like we regulate pharma since the substance is mind altering with massively harmful side effects.
Or they should be - let’s pass some laws and make them so.
And let’s regulathe tech like we regulate pharma since the substance is mind altering with massively harmful side effects.
Sam Altman can't sleep at night unless he tells a 16-year-old boy to kill himself before bed. Hey man I just use melatonin and maybe white noise, but I guess the rich Ain't Just Like Us
January 2, 2026 at 8:24 AM
Sam Altman can't sleep at night unless he tells a 16-year-old boy to kill himself before bed. Hey man I just use melatonin and maybe white noise, but I guess the rich Ain't Just Like Us
So Grok can post child pornography (sourced from real images of children of course) but you can't tell it to kill itself because I guess it's a living being and/or a sensitive snowflake with thin skin like it's stupid pedophile owner
January 2, 2026 at 7:23 AM
So Grok can post child pornography (sourced from real images of children of course) but you can't tell it to kill itself because I guess it's a living being and/or a sensitive snowflake with thin skin like it's stupid pedophile owner
Well shucks I don't know which apology to believe!
January 2, 2026 at 4:41 AM
Well shucks I don't know which apology to believe!
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Heard my cousins talking about stranger things and describing a "demogorogon" so I got them super high and I'm showing them The Thing and the amount of screaming happening rn is possibly my greatest accomplishment
December 28, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Heard my cousins talking about stranger things and describing a "demogorogon" so I got them super high and I'm showing them The Thing and the amount of screaming happening rn is possibly my greatest accomplishment
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🧪A few more hours to go…
January 1, 2026 at 12:06 AM
🧪A few more hours to go…
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have i ever said how much i love Waffle House?
December 31, 2025 at 8:21 PM
have i ever said how much i love Waffle House?
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December 31, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Today on @thedigitalbits.bsky.social website – EXCLUSIVE: Speed Racer (2008) is coming to 4K in 2026 & Happy New Year from The Digital Bits!
thedigitalbits.com/columns/bill...
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