Noted Mulligan, Sphere Vaulter
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Noted Mulligan, Sphere Vaulter
@thepettini.bsky.social
Circa 2002?
Well I guess we're getting a new Commandant.
December 3, 2025 at 2:12 AM
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December 3, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Teachers are going to have to get wise. The essay was pretty obvious bait. Write "Great job! B" at the top of the paper and move on.
December 2, 2025 at 11:02 PM
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They were 8 and 11 years old
December 2, 2025 at 6:50 AM
Can't steal trash.
December 1, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Boomerang?
December 1, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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if you ask students to list the causes of the Irish famine and they just say “the Irish are demonic” can you really not fail that kid?
December 1, 2025 at 12:53 AM
People love football though. That's the key fact you're missing.
November 30, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Oh, sure, but could Pet Rocks create terabytes of CSAM per second, using only most of the resources on earth? Did Pet Rocks even make one piece of revenge porn? How much copyrighted work did Pet Rocks steal?
November 30, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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With Netflix you at least got to watch the movie. Uber at least did give you the ride to where you were going. With this you get... what? A throwaway email draft? A legal filing full of errors and fabrications? An "epic roast of someone's appearance"? This is pet rocks
November 30, 2025 at 4:37 PM