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Slowly Falling Apart
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share the money pigeon for 10,000 years good luck 💸🍀🤞
May 19, 2025 at 9:01 PM
"Nanny, I've told you already, there's no such place as Thespia"
February 24, 2025 at 12:50 AM
An owl's eyes are bigger than its brain. So sometimes when it looks at a crossword, it thinks it can do it, but it can't.
January 12, 2025 at 9:20 PM
@catsprotection.bsky.social
Behind every door is a cat and their name. I guess it was a coincidence that this cat had the perfect name for your 25th advent calendar door? More importantly, do you know this cat's actual name?
December 28, 2024 at 8:45 PM
The northern version of, 'Once Upon a Time' is 'Oi, Listen Here You'.
December 23, 2024 at 1:03 PM
Who lives in a calendar stuck on my wall?
December 10, 2024 at 8:49 PM
Hahahahahahahahahahaha
Europeans watching Americans fix their healthcare system with gun violence
December 5, 2024 at 10:32 PM
I'm ready, come get me Krampus!
December 3, 2024 at 6:44 PM
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Only 23 Gregg Wallace apologies until Christmas
December 2, 2024 at 9:30 PM
Pillowcase and duvet cover, but not duvetcase. Huh.
December 2, 2024 at 11:18 PM
Such a magical moment
Good morning! Hope you slept well and double checked your closet for psychotic Welshmen. 💤🤫💤 #taskmaster
December 2, 2024 at 5:01 PM
Swan Lake; because we've all been ditched after a night out then ended up making friends with the swans in the park instead.
November 29, 2024 at 10:44 PM
New Frasier. Not as bad as I thought, well done to the writers who've managed to maintain its silliness. A show that should never take itself too seriously.
November 28, 2024 at 9:11 PM
Anyone fancy a road trip in full medieval dress?
Hedingham castle is my favourite castle.
Not too fancy, not too massive, just a nice chunky keep.
I also love the main hall, just look at it, just imagine our feasts.
I will of course have all the walls brightly decorated when I finally get to take over.
November 26, 2024 at 11:08 PM
You buy a tin of soup you think sounds nice. Result: it tastes horrible. Solution: Grate all the world's cheese on top of it.
November 26, 2024 at 9:40 PM
Surprise San Miguel! Thanks my fridge.
November 25, 2024 at 9:22 PM
www.traffic.gov.scot/gritter-trac...

You'll all be glad to know Scotlands 3D gritter tracker is up and running, showing you such delights as 'Robert Brrrrrns' and 'Spready Mercury'.
Gritter tracker | Traffic Scotland
Traffic Scotland gives you the real-time information you need about Scotland’s trunk road network
www.traffic.gov.scot
November 23, 2024 at 4:21 PM
Done for. Oh cheesy bowl of pasta with extra cheese; heal me.
November 21, 2024 at 9:49 PM
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“Bluesky is an echo chamber!”

Our Reply: Echo chamber? Nah, we prefer to call it surround sound for facts.
November 19, 2024 at 1:53 AM
Morrisons. Sort your ready meal paella out, tasteless warm was not on my agenda for dinner this evening.
November 19, 2024 at 5:34 PM
Your own brain ought to have the decency to be on your side.
November 19, 2024 at 12:07 AM
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open world games taught me that I’d rather pick flowers for 80 hours than finish anything important.
November 17, 2024 at 2:12 PM
Getting all the food groups in tonight. Birthday cake, two different flavours of crisps and a twix.
November 18, 2024 at 12:28 AM