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Former artist, musician and writer. Now sidelined by debilitating ADHD. Reluctant NPC. Bronouns.
Is our country gonna make it to Christmas?
September 26, 2025 at 2:59 AM
The good news is we have the technology to precision strike anywhere in the world, with minimal damage to bystanders. The bad news is we are using it to kill children.
September 23, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Playing Miles Davis in honor of the rapture that's not happening
September 23, 2025 at 4:21 PM
A new religion was founded last night.
"You see, Charlie looked at politics as an on-ramp to Jesus. He knew if he'd get all of you rowing in the streams of liberty, you'd come to its source, and that's the Lord."

--Rob McCoy, Kirk's pastor

Sooo... what exactly does that mean? If we follow Kirk's politics we'll become Christians?
September 22, 2025 at 3:46 PM
When do we get to live in the steampunk trailer parks that all millennials are dreaming of?
June 18, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Weird glitch on Threads right now where all replies are copies of the first reply
June 18, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Reposted by therealjimteal
Honey, I am marrying the phone and I told the news about it, they are coming to humiliate you.
June 18, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Their entire strategy – stealing immigrants away, dismantling our education system, destabilizing our food supply, defanging the EPA and CFPB, even defunding FEMA – is about stoking social unrest, so there will be riots, so there will be a backlash, so the country will be softer toward dictatorship.
June 13, 2025 at 2:25 PM
If you're wondering why I had no reaction to the ceasefire announcement while Gazans were dancing in the streets, this is why.
January 16, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Would be horrible but not completely unreasonable if this spurred some secession talks in California.
Mike Johnson just threatened to potentially extort California by adding “conditions” to wildfire disaster relief aid.

He said Republicans might attach unrelated things to the funding, like Trump’s demand to raise the debt ceiling.
Johnson confirms 'discussions' on tying wildfire aid to debt limit
Speaker Mike Johnson told reporters one option on the table is making a new tranche of disaster relief funding for the California wildfires conditional on agreeing to raise the debt ceiling.
www.politico.com
January 14, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Anyone find themselves pining for that extremely short era in your life where like, only *some* of your friends had their own places? Man I hated being 18-22 but it was the best of times and worst of times. I just want to go back for a day.
January 14, 2025 at 9:38 PM
BlueSky is just like Twitter in that 90% of my followers are bots and I never get any engagement.
January 13, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Reposted by therealjimteal
More than 100 years after its initial review that blamed Black men, the Dept. of Justice just released its report on the 1921 Tulsa race massacre

The report says the attack “was so systematic and coordinated that it transcended mere mob violence”
DoJ releases its Tulsa race massacre report over 100 years after initial review
DoJ report acknowledges attack ‘was so systematic and coordinated that it transcended mere mob violence’
www.theguardian.com
January 10, 2025 at 11:30 PM
I don’t think it’s quite sunk in for most people that the rule of law in the United States effectively ended today.
January 11, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Reposted by therealjimteal
The Laken Riley Act is a sweeping assault on legal immigration. It would subject immigrants *authorized to live and work here* to indefinite detention without a criminal conviction. And it would let a federal judge ban ALL visas from entire countries at a state's request. slate.com/news-and-pol...
This New Immigration Bill That’s About to Pass Is a Horrifying Trojan Horse
If Democrats cannot recover their nerve and stand up to this extremism, they will be complicit in the devastating consequences of its passage.
slate.com
January 10, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Been saying this for literally 15-20 years.
The secret to a better city that gets cars off the road and reduces pollution? Even bolster economic mobility?

E-bikes.

As @clivethompson.bsky.social reports, they're proving so transformative that places like Denver are literally giving them away.
The secret to a better city is a two-wheeler
E-bikes get cars off the road and reduce pollution—and that's only part of why places like Denver are giving them away.
www.motherjones.com
January 8, 2025 at 2:26 PM
And they make all our Lego.
As Trump insanely refuses to rule out using "military or economic coercion” to take control of Greenland—a territory of Denmark—keep a few facts in mind. Denmark is a strong NATO ally; it surpasses Trump’s demand to spend 2% of its GDP on defense; and it fought alongside US forces in Afghanistan.
January 7, 2025 at 7:43 PM
What is society FOR, exactly? What do you expect from it? What are you getting out of it? What are you contributing?
January 7, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Is this too funny? This is not a funny situation actually. I feel like maybe deflecting with humor is no longer appropriate.
Criminals love this one simple trick!
January 7, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Muddy waters make it easy to catch fish.
~ Chinese proverb
January 7, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Is it time to get a different sun? We’ve had this one for what, 4 billion years? And tbh, not super satisfied with how things have turned out.
December 21, 2024 at 12:46 AM
Reposted by therealjimteal
I just hope they don't Chris Dorner whoever they Richard Jewell.
December 5, 2024 at 2:14 PM
I think we have our suspect
December 5, 2024 at 4:56 PM
Christians be like "Thank you Lord for your goodness! Another day, another miracle! Praise Jesus!!" and it's just their bitcoin going up
December 5, 2024 at 2:59 PM
"So what if I'm an arms dealer?? Everybody's doing it!"
December 5, 2024 at 2:31 PM