Now I want someone to make “Santa Unchained” where Santa sleigh-bells across the Confederacy ravaging the slaver states and delivering ultra violence to one Lost Cause muse after another.

A restrained application of Frank’s Red Hot is the move. Salty hot sauce.

Bring out the Hellmans, bring out your nightmares.

I love it when the NYTimes puts on its boomer hat and invokes its coalition of wealth stealing billionaire apologist to point out we all have smart phones now as their primary argument that we’re all “objectively” better off than the wealthiest upwardly mobile generation in American history.

Did one of them save a puppy instead of shooting it by accident?

Nice try, Trevor’s mom.

a favorite in the same vein

Nate needs to step away from the keyboard to touch some grass.

Link appears to be broken.

Classic Trump move. Complain endless about how horrible something is then pitch the exact thing he was complaining about in terms that roughly match what the thing actually is so he can take credit for it without doing anything.