There's Rocks
@theres-rocks.bsky.social
The world is my oyster but shellfish is ew
You look like a fish that gave up
January 17, 2026 at 10:13 PM
You look like a fish that gave up
Almost got ID'd trying to buy 4 white monsters earlier. The #bisexuals might want to steer clear of #stoneybatter
January 15, 2026 at 8:27 PM
Almost got ID'd trying to buy 4 white monsters earlier. The #bisexuals might want to steer clear of #stoneybatter
2fa was invited by big text to justify it's existence
January 15, 2026 at 4:59 PM
2fa was invited by big text to justify it's existence
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yeah your girl is kinda busted but cheer up homie, all dogs go to heaven
January 15, 2026 at 2:26 PM
yeah your girl is kinda busted but cheer up homie, all dogs go to heaven
Is it illegal to start dismantling the bus you're riding?
January 13, 2026 at 11:44 AM
Is it illegal to start dismantling the bus you're riding?
I hate when microwaves wait for me to pick a power level I'm never using less than 100%
January 11, 2026 at 11:02 PM
I hate when microwaves wait for me to pick a power level I'm never using less than 100%
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hey chat gbt show me that guys balls
January 10, 2026 at 8:33 PM
hey chat gbt show me that guys balls
Smell of weed off this harem
January 11, 2026 at 1:41 AM
Smell of weed off this harem
If the bus crashes I'm smashing the smashable window, I'd only care if it's necessary or not
January 11, 2026 at 1:40 AM
If the bus crashes I'm smashing the smashable window, I'd only care if it's necessary or not
I'm the kind of person who has received a second extendable fork as a gift
January 6, 2026 at 10:07 PM
I'm the kind of person who has received a second extendable fork as a gift
Was doing skullcrushers (muscle workout) and bonked my head
January 6, 2026 at 10:07 PM
Was doing skullcrushers (muscle workout) and bonked my head
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so many moms to fuck. but only one of them yours.
December 18, 2025 at 11:11 PM
so many moms to fuck. but only one of them yours.
Ran into a classmate I hadn't seen in years and first thing he tells me is he had (past tense) a girlfriend
December 19, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Ran into a classmate I hadn't seen in years and first thing he tells me is he had (past tense) a girlfriend
Any sex shops hiring? I could really do with a staff discount
December 13, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Any sex shops hiring? I could really do with a staff discount
Foolishly assumed my new migraine meds were anti-migraine meds
December 13, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Foolishly assumed my new migraine meds were anti-migraine meds
The LGBTQIAs have got in my ass cause I'm shitting every colour of that damn rainbow
December 4, 2025 at 9:03 PM
The LGBTQIAs have got in my ass cause I'm shitting every colour of that damn rainbow
A drop landed on my phone and I could see my reflection in it and it looked cool so I tried to screenshot my phone
December 2, 2025 at 9:14 PM
A drop landed on my phone and I could see my reflection in it and it looked cool so I tried to screenshot my phone
Housemate found a silverfish in the cutlery drawer last night, so does anyone know the correct procedure for burning the kitchen down?
December 1, 2025 at 9:26 AM
Housemate found a silverfish in the cutlery drawer last night, so does anyone know the correct procedure for burning the kitchen down?
After giving a presentation for my thesis a stranger came over and whispered to me "you could fill the ball with foam" and immediately left the room
I feel like I received a spy dropoff
I feel like I received a spy dropoff
November 21, 2025 at 9:57 PM
After giving a presentation for my thesis a stranger came over and whispered to me "you could fill the ball with foam" and immediately left the room
I feel like I received a spy dropoff
I feel like I received a spy dropoff
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ask not for whom the butt holes it holes for thee
November 19, 2025 at 7:31 PM
ask not for whom the butt holes it holes for thee
Getting off the bus yesterday and saw the driver texting on their phone, huge font size, busy typing a FB comment with "First of all, how dare you assume I'm a man-"
I need to see this conversation
I need to see this conversation
November 19, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Getting off the bus yesterday and saw the driver texting on their phone, huge font size, busy typing a FB comment with "First of all, how dare you assume I'm a man-"
I need to see this conversation
I need to see this conversation
Why did you email me this
November 15, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Why did you email me this
Tiocfaidh ár lá
November 15, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Tiocfaidh ár lá
Apartment got a new microwave oven
The oven tray is metal and not to be used when using the microwave function
How many days do we think before this goes on fire
The oven tray is metal and not to be used when using the microwave function
How many days do we think before this goes on fire
November 14, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Apartment got a new microwave oven
The oven tray is metal and not to be used when using the microwave function
How many days do we think before this goes on fire
The oven tray is metal and not to be used when using the microwave function
How many days do we think before this goes on fire