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Megan
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I am never going to another planet with you again.
My favourite romance show rn is Finance Couple on TikTok.
December 26, 2025 at 2:06 PM
This year’s Christmas menu: turkey, rosemary mashed potatoes, homemade cranberry, pancetta and sourdough stuffing, green beans, roasted parsnips and fennel with walnuts.
December 25, 2025 at 4:46 PM
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Look, I'm sure that Nolan's adaptation of "The Odyssey" will be fun, but I highly doubt it will be as good as the original.
December 25, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Gotta be honest, Secret Agent really did nothing for me. It suffered in comparison to my morning movie, Promised Sky.
December 23, 2025 at 4:26 PM
I don’t think the Odyssey needs to be historically accurate (it’s not history!) but the armour probably shouldn’t look 3D printed
I have seen the Odyssey trailer. Why must this man make every film so gloomy? 🙄
December 23, 2025 at 2:12 PM
I have seen the Odyssey trailer. Why must this man make every film so gloomy? 🙄
December 23, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Does he know what year it is?
President Trump will announce on Monday a new type of large warship he is calling “battleships,” marking a step toward achieving the president’s vision for a new “Golden Fleet.”
Trump To Announce Navy Will Buy New ‘Battleship’
The new warship will be the latest in what the White House envisions as a “Golden Fleet.”
on.wsj.com
December 22, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Just pocket texted a friend the words “ass romantic”
December 22, 2025 at 10:23 PM
I don’t feel tall until I go shoe shopping and there is n o t h i n g in my size
December 22, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Someone on the subway is watching a horror movie at full volume lmao
December 22, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Yesterday was back and core day and I have some regrets
December 20, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Seeing original Top Gun in 70mm tonight. 😀
December 20, 2025 at 7:56 PM
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December 19, 2025 at 5:00 PM
I am once again calling for a long national nap.
December 19, 2025 at 7:28 PM
idk man you lose all credibility with me if you claim your political philosophy is any combination of natural, inevitable, scientific, correct or complete. We’re all just trying stuff.
December 19, 2025 at 3:52 PM
This is a beautiful day.
"A new study has found that eating 50g or more of high-fat cheese a day correlates with a lower risk of developing dementia. That means all cheeses with more than 20 percent fat content, including brie, gouda, cheddar, parmesan, gruyere, and mozzarella." www.sciencealert.com/cheese-linke...
Cheese Linked to Lower Dementia Risk in 25-Year Study
One of the finest foods available to humanity may carry an unexpected benefit.
www.sciencealert.com
December 19, 2025 at 3:02 PM
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Imagine Scooby Doo saying "Dulce et decorum est pro patria mori". It would be terrible. In fact, I don't think that Scooby Doo should read any war poems out loud. He can respect the fallen in other ways.
December 19, 2025 at 2:18 PM
The few first weeks of any new workout plan are for being confused and doing things wrong. The next few weeks are for overconfidence and continuing to do things slightly wrong.
December 19, 2025 at 3:01 PM
I need a lesbian cheerleading show.
December 18, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Putting my dark small town hockey book to bed for the night, so I can listen to a chapter of my terrorism audiobook
December 17, 2025 at 3:38 AM
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Had to explain Ea-Nasir to my therapist
December 16, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Can brands just send a normal amount of email? I want to hear from you, but not THIS MUCH
December 16, 2025 at 4:59 PM
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Another poison pill buried in Mark Carney’s budget: a repeal of a reduced postage rates for books and shipments between libraries.

Libraries across the country are sounding the alarm for what it would mean for the viability of another essential public institution.
Libraries say budget proposal to end shipping program would be 'catastrophic | CBC News
Libraries across Canada say a proposed change in the federal budget bill would end their ability to ship books at reduced rates, threatening interlibrary loan programs and possibly forcing the closure...
www.cbc.ca
December 15, 2025 at 5:34 AM