Lexicon
@theshippinglord.bsky.social
Number 1 Universes Beyond Defender
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I want everyone, all of us, to have a boring 2026. I want us to get to the end of the year and have to think really hard to come up with anything that happened.
I want the most momentous event in your life to be your neighbor buying a new ladder.
“Hey! Marty got a new ladder! Come see!”
I want the most momentous event in your life to be your neighbor buying a new ladder.
“Hey! Marty got a new ladder! Come see!”
December 31, 2025 at 8:13 PM
I want everyone, all of us, to have a boring 2026. I want us to get to the end of the year and have to think really hard to come up with anything that happened.
I want the most momentous event in your life to be your neighbor buying a new ladder.
“Hey! Marty got a new ladder! Come see!”
I want the most momentous event in your life to be your neighbor buying a new ladder.
“Hey! Marty got a new ladder! Come see!”
Shes just like me frfr
She’s drunk at the bar thinking about Tinktaton @peachypopcos.bsky.social
December 13, 2025 at 7:09 AM
Shes just like me frfr
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And before any conservatives try to come for me, yes 100% fuck Clinton and any other “liberal” implicated with Epstein. I am an equal opportunist when it comes to hating ped*s
BREAKING:
House Oversight Democrats just release a small batch of 95,000 photos received from the Epstein estate.
Images include: Donald Trump, Steve Bannon, Woody Allen, Larry Summers, Bill Clinton, Bill Gates.
Redactions have been made by the Committee.
House Oversight Democrats just release a small batch of 95,000 photos received from the Epstein estate.
Images include: Donald Trump, Steve Bannon, Woody Allen, Larry Summers, Bill Clinton, Bill Gates.
Redactions have been made by the Committee.
December 12, 2025 at 3:59 PM
And before any conservatives try to come for me, yes 100% fuck Clinton and any other “liberal” implicated with Epstein. I am an equal opportunist when it comes to hating ped*s
OKAY BUT THIS IS THE FIRST LOOK THAT WE HAVE OF THE STRIXHAVEN SNARL, RIGHT?! IT LOOKS LIKE THE EXACT DESCRIPTION OF THE HALL OF ORACLES AND THE STRIXHAVEN SNARL FROM CURRICULUM OF CHAOS!
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December 2, 2025 at 10:44 PM
OKAY BUT THIS IS THE FIRST LOOK THAT WE HAVE OF THE STRIXHAVEN SNARL, RIGHT?! IT LOOKS LIKE THE EXACT DESCRIPTION OF THE HALL OF ORACLES AND THE STRIXHAVEN SNARL FROM CURRICULUM OF CHAOS!
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The older I get, the more tired I become of the uncurious.
November 10, 2025 at 4:38 PM
The older I get, the more tired I become of the uncurious.
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remembering that time that a friend of mine who was a scholar of ancient Assyria and Babylon made me a Soldier token out of clay in the style of art from Nineveh and wrote its stats in cuneiform
October 28, 2025 at 11:56 PM
remembering that time that a friend of mine who was a scholar of ancient Assyria and Babylon made me a Soldier token out of clay in the style of art from Nineveh and wrote its stats in cuneiform
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You'll pry these Oxford commas out of my cold, dead, third thing hands
October 23, 2025 at 7:30 PM
You'll pry these Oxford commas out of my cold, dead, third thing hands
THIS IS SO INCREDIBLY HYPE
Combining individual strengths to create a dream team is a core part of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Each Partner card in the #MTGxTMNT Commander Deck highlights those strengths and adds a different flair to your path to victory.
October 10, 2025 at 3:17 PM
THIS IS SO INCREDIBLY HYPE
LETS GOOOOOO!
Wild that we're getting two New York City sets in a year's span.
October 8, 2025 at 8:00 PM
LETS GOOOOOO!
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*clears throat*
*clicks on megaphone*
FUCK. GEN AI.
FUCK GEN AI RIGHT INTO THE SUN.
*clicks on megaphone*
FUCK. GEN AI.
FUCK GEN AI RIGHT INTO THE SUN.
October 5, 2025 at 3:23 AM
*clears throat*
*clicks on megaphone*
FUCK. GEN AI.
FUCK GEN AI RIGHT INTO THE SUN.
*clicks on megaphone*
FUCK. GEN AI.
FUCK GEN AI RIGHT INTO THE SUN.
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nothing is wrong. there is no problem. but you can’t help but think that man outside the trolley window appears to have a lot on his mind.
December 26, 2023 at 6:59 PM
nothing is wrong. there is no problem. but you can’t help but think that man outside the trolley window appears to have a lot on his mind.
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Paul Saunders rt if you agree
September 11, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Paul Saunders rt if you agree
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it’s like ‘fortnitification’ — just barely enough to qualify as “criticism” while offering no actual substance to an argument. it’s just become a buzzword.
September 11, 2025 at 6:26 PM
it’s like ‘fortnitification’ — just barely enough to qualify as “criticism” while offering no actual substance to an argument. it’s just become a buzzword.
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Just in case someone needs to hear it: You can be the biggest, loudest advocate for gun control. You can and should condemn HOW he died.
Do NOT let anyone make you mourn the passing of a man who said "Your body, MY choice" with his whole fucking chest.
Do NOT let anyone make you mourn the passing of a man who said "Your body, MY choice" with his whole fucking chest.
September 10, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Just in case someone needs to hear it: You can be the biggest, loudest advocate for gun control. You can and should condemn HOW he died.
Do NOT let anyone make you mourn the passing of a man who said "Your body, MY choice" with his whole fucking chest.
Do NOT let anyone make you mourn the passing of a man who said "Your body, MY choice" with his whole fucking chest.
Nothing like taking a comedy writing class to make me realize exactly how much my style of comedy has become influenced by @loadingreadyrun.com
September 4, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Nothing like taking a comedy writing class to make me realize exactly how much my style of comedy has become influenced by @loadingreadyrun.com
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And just to be clear.
You are absolutely not safe.
You are absolutely not safe.
And if you think you are safe -- well, shame on you for not caring about other people -- you probably are not unless you fit a very narrow definition of American. One that is decidedly not American. They are going to keep taking the rope given and use it to keep adding groups to their dark agenda.
Taking a break from Magic posting to say:
The current administration is trying to taking away the legal personhood status of at least two marginalized groups (immigrants, trans folks) in an attempt to make it so the law doesn't apply.
We can't be okay with reps throwing them further under the bus.
The current administration is trying to taking away the legal personhood status of at least two marginalized groups (immigrants, trans folks) in an attempt to make it so the law doesn't apply.
We can't be okay with reps throwing them further under the bus.
September 4, 2025 at 5:50 PM
And just to be clear.
You are absolutely not safe.
You are absolutely not safe.
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Can’t wait to see the Omenpaths version of a “Spider Boar Hero” 😂
July 23, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Can’t wait to see the Omenpaths version of a “Spider Boar Hero” 😂
This is so legitimately fucked. Anyway, based as fuck day to buy some @gamegenic.com products!
Picked this deck box up from @ultimateguard.bsky.social and I was so excited until I flipped it over. Looks like my art was extended with ai.
@magic.wizards.com needs to make sure their partners don’t do this.
I would have happily extended this for a couple hundred $$. Instead it looks awful!
@magic.wizards.com needs to make sure their partners don’t do this.
I would have happily extended this for a couple hundred $$. Instead it looks awful!
August 3, 2025 at 10:58 PM
This is so legitimately fucked. Anyway, based as fuck day to buy some @gamegenic.com products!
Wow, yeah, this is gut-wrenching. Anyway, @gamegenic.com has always been better
i really like ultimate guard boulders and katana sleeves. too bad i'm never buying any of them ever again.
August 3, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Wow, yeah, this is gut-wrenching. Anyway, @gamegenic.com has always been better
if you tried, you could probably milk a mini set out of The Guild, but I think it would work better as a Secret Lair full of flip creatures that went from their normal human lives to their online personas!
What is your favourite "IP" (gross word ik but faster than explaining categories of media in a limited character space like BSky) would you like to come to Magic as a Universes Beyond, BUUUUUT you acknowledge it is not deep enough for a set or full decks, so would be ideal for a Secret Lair?
July 8, 2025 at 4:00 PM
if you tried, you could probably milk a mini set out of The Guild, but I think it would work better as a Secret Lair full of flip creatures that went from their normal human lives to their online personas!
My main defense of Universes Beyond is that if we have whole sets where no story has to be written, that's a whole set worth of time the story team can spend double the time on writing the next story.
Now I think I can say that I was right after reading just a bit of the Edge of Eternities story.
Now I think I can say that I was right after reading just a bit of the Edge of Eternities story.
June 25, 2025 at 8:36 PM
My main defense of Universes Beyond is that if we have whole sets where no story has to be written, that's a whole set worth of time the story team can spend double the time on writing the next story.
Now I think I can say that I was right after reading just a bit of the Edge of Eternities story.
Now I think I can say that I was right after reading just a bit of the Edge of Eternities story.
OKAY BUT THE FLASH MAKES IT THAT MUCH FUNNIER
May 16, 2025 at 10:43 PM
OKAY BUT THE FLASH MAKES IT THAT MUCH FUNNIER
With the new pope, I'm curious how long it takes before a deep dish pizza place opens in Rome.
May 8, 2025 at 8:11 PM
With the new pope, I'm curious how long it takes before a deep dish pizza place opens in Rome.
I have at least 9 decks on my desk like this ;-;
May 2, 2025 at 5:46 PM
I have at least 9 decks on my desk like this ;-;