Keaton Oakes DeRocher
@thespokenkeats.bsky.social
I’m wiser than my age and so I plagiarize my future self. Industrial Engineer by day Voice on The Red Seat podcast by night. Formerly of Over The Monster and The Dynasty Guru. I don't believe in the moon I just think its the back of the sun.
📍 Chicago
📍 Chicago
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Feeling very “always the bridesmaid and never the bride” in terms of presidents being captured.
January 3, 2026 at 4:48 PM
Feeling very “always the bridesmaid and never the bride” in terms of presidents being captured.
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I’ll be streaming with famed American Girl Shoe Doll Designer Brennan Lee Mulligan!! Make sure to tune in Monday, Dec 8 at 6:30 PM CT on Twitch or YouTube!
Drop any snack-related questions I should ask below : )
@brennanleemulligan.bsky.social
Drop any snack-related questions I should ask below : )
@brennanleemulligan.bsky.social
December 5, 2025 at 7:39 PM
I’ll be streaming with famed American Girl Shoe Doll Designer Brennan Lee Mulligan!! Make sure to tune in Monday, Dec 8 at 6:30 PM CT on Twitch or YouTube!
Drop any snack-related questions I should ask below : )
@brennanleemulligan.bsky.social
Drop any snack-related questions I should ask below : )
@brennanleemulligan.bsky.social
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Let me tell you what I’ve seen of the Somali community in Maine.
My Somali neighbors are people with deep faith, families they cherish & determination to secure a better future for their children and grandchildren, much like every immigrant who came before them.
www.pressherald.com/2025/12/03/s...
My Somali neighbors are people with deep faith, families they cherish & determination to secure a better future for their children and grandchildren, much like every immigrant who came before them.
www.pressherald.com/2025/12/03/s...
Somalis are not 'garbage,' President Trump | Column
President Trump doesn't know what he's talking about. This makes yesterday's comments all the more repugnant.
www.pressherald.com
December 3, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Let me tell you what I’ve seen of the Somali community in Maine.
My Somali neighbors are people with deep faith, families they cherish & determination to secure a better future for their children and grandchildren, much like every immigrant who came before them.
www.pressherald.com/2025/12/03/s...
My Somali neighbors are people with deep faith, families they cherish & determination to secure a better future for their children and grandchildren, much like every immigrant who came before them.
www.pressherald.com/2025/12/03/s...
Guster is always #1 ❤️ @guster.bsky.social
December 3, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Guster is always #1 ❤️ @guster.bsky.social
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Baseball is SO lucky to have Mookie Betts
November 14, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Baseball is SO lucky to have Mookie Betts
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god i love these people
Dropout is going to charge you more (if you want) www.youtube.com/watch?v=HSd...
Dropout Is Going To Charge You More (if you want)
When we announced a price increase earlier this year (for new and returning subscribers ONLY), we saw something strange happen - many people were ASKING us t...
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October 22, 2025 at 12:02 AM
god i love these people
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Drake Maye this season:
74.2 completion %
1,632 passing yards
12 TD, 2 INT
188 YDS, 2 TD on the ground.
74.2 completion %
1,632 passing yards
12 TD, 2 INT
188 YDS, 2 TD on the ground.
October 19, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Drake Maye this season:
74.2 completion %
1,632 passing yards
12 TD, 2 INT
188 YDS, 2 TD on the ground.
74.2 completion %
1,632 passing yards
12 TD, 2 INT
188 YDS, 2 TD on the ground.
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We're getting a jump on free agency at The Dynasty Guru - apply now to become a writer/ranker! It's definitely been one of the best hobby-related decisions I've made, great way to share your opinions and meet a lot of great people! wp.me/p8dk7U-aVk
TDG Puts out the call for New Writers - The Dynasty Guru
The Dynasty Guru open for applications from interested new writers. Brief description and application information.
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October 16, 2025 at 1:29 PM
We're getting a jump on free agency at The Dynasty Guru - apply now to become a writer/ranker! It's definitely been one of the best hobby-related decisions I've made, great way to share your opinions and meet a lot of great people! wp.me/p8dk7U-aVk
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Hall of Fame player using his hall of fame brain not to try to do too much.
Also won game with his brain in Philly suggesting the team try the wheel play,
I’m sorry to keep bringing this up but I can’t believe the Red Sox let a player with Mookie Betts’ talent, work ethic, and baseball IQ go
Also won game with his brain in Philly suggesting the team try the wheel play,
I’m sorry to keep bringing this up but I can’t believe the Red Sox let a player with Mookie Betts’ talent, work ethic, and baseball IQ go
Mookie Betts has won two playoff games in a row drawing bases loaded walks after the opposing team intentionally walked Shohei Ohtani.
October 14, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Hall of Fame player using his hall of fame brain not to try to do too much.
Also won game with his brain in Philly suggesting the team try the wheel play,
I’m sorry to keep bringing this up but I can’t believe the Red Sox let a player with Mookie Betts’ talent, work ethic, and baseball IQ go
Also won game with his brain in Philly suggesting the team try the wheel play,
I’m sorry to keep bringing this up but I can’t believe the Red Sox let a player with Mookie Betts’ talent, work ethic, and baseball IQ go
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Real Madrid and England midfielder Jude Bellingham has called on more athletes to “show vulnerability” to tackle the “stigma around talking about mental health”.
www.nytimes.com/athletic/670...
www.nytimes.com/athletic/670...
October 10, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Real Madrid and England midfielder Jude Bellingham has called on more athletes to “show vulnerability” to tackle the “stigma around talking about mental health”.
www.nytimes.com/athletic/670...
www.nytimes.com/athletic/670...
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Broken Eggs, by Jean-Baptiste Greuze, 1756
October 6, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Broken Eggs, by Jean-Baptiste Greuze, 1756
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As ESPN says goodbye to baseball, their broadcast will not be missed
As ESPN says goodbye to baseball, their broadcast will not be missed
ESPN did their best impression of the YES Network on Tuesday night.
buff.ly
October 1, 2025 at 9:00 PM
As ESPN says goodbye to baseball, their broadcast will not be missed
boy i love beating the yankees in the playoffs
October 1, 2025 at 1:13 AM
boy i love beating the yankees in the playoffs
*big man blastoise voice
BIG MAN BREGMAN BIG MAN BREGMAN
BIG MAN BREGMAN BIG MAN BREGMAN
October 1, 2025 at 12:59 AM
*big man blastoise voice
BIG MAN BREGMAN BIG MAN BREGMAN
BIG MAN BREGMAN BIG MAN BREGMAN
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Playoff Crochet
October 1, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Playoff Crochet
He's the ace
October 1, 2025 at 12:22 AM
He's the ace
YOOOOSHIIIIIDAAAAAA!!
October 1, 2025 at 12:04 AM
YOOOOSHIIIIIDAAAAAA!!
Post-season impact Nick Sogard just like we drew it up!
October 1, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Post-season impact Nick Sogard just like we drew it up!
i can't believe marlins man is still a thing
September 30, 2025 at 10:25 PM
i can't believe marlins man is still a thing