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Home of "The Adventures of Squelvin" and whatever other crap i draw or think of.
Soon we will crush the fascists under the wheel of progress.
Soon we will crush the fascists under the wheel of progress.
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Someone post that robot sketch where that happens
comic strip about an office worker turned assassin who goes after the man who created him
Killbert
Killbert
January 14, 2026 at 4:20 AM
Someone post that robot sketch where that happens
Unspoken rules of shooter weapon design:
>if youre making a shotgun that cant one shot enemies, dont even bother.
>let me stockpile ammo for weapons even if i dont have the weapon equipped
>railguns should be able to penetrate enemies for collaterals.
>Enemies should never EVER have level systems.
>if youre making a shotgun that cant one shot enemies, dont even bother.
>let me stockpile ammo for weapons even if i dont have the weapon equipped
>railguns should be able to penetrate enemies for collaterals.
>Enemies should never EVER have level systems.
January 12, 2026 at 9:27 PM
Unspoken rules of shooter weapon design:
>if youre making a shotgun that cant one shot enemies, dont even bother.
>let me stockpile ammo for weapons even if i dont have the weapon equipped
>railguns should be able to penetrate enemies for collaterals.
>Enemies should never EVER have level systems.
>if youre making a shotgun that cant one shot enemies, dont even bother.
>let me stockpile ammo for weapons even if i dont have the weapon equipped
>railguns should be able to penetrate enemies for collaterals.
>Enemies should never EVER have level systems.
"My code forbids me to take a human life... its a good thing Fascists arent people."
January 12, 2026 at 9:05 PM
"My code forbids me to take a human life... its a good thing Fascists arent people."
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the gaylo in question:
January 12, 2026 at 12:05 AM
the gaylo in question:
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Art by Daniel Warren Johnson. From his Insta.
January 12, 2026 at 7:45 PM
Art by Daniel Warren Johnson. From his Insta.
There is no such thing as an "even playing field" in sports or any competition.
From weight differences, to differing agility, to varying amounts of practice, or even the impact of wealth and privilege on training regimes.
The idea that gender is the thing making sport uneven is fucking asinine.
From weight differences, to differing agility, to varying amounts of practice, or even the impact of wealth and privilege on training regimes.
The idea that gender is the thing making sport uneven is fucking asinine.
Fuck the WaPo. “The Supreme Court has the chance this week to save women’s sports, allowing states to restore a level playing field for girls by excluding biological men and thereby correcting one of the worst excesses of America’s cultural revolution.” wapo.st/49FbAts
January 12, 2026 at 12:33 PM
There is no such thing as an "even playing field" in sports or any competition.
From weight differences, to differing agility, to varying amounts of practice, or even the impact of wealth and privilege on training regimes.
The idea that gender is the thing making sport uneven is fucking asinine.
From weight differences, to differing agility, to varying amounts of practice, or even the impact of wealth and privilege on training regimes.
The idea that gender is the thing making sport uneven is fucking asinine.
Imagine bragging about the fact that ICE agents are so pathetically weak that theyre getting their asses kicked by alcoholic middle aged white women.
January 12, 2026 at 3:24 AM
Imagine bragging about the fact that ICE agents are so pathetically weak that theyre getting their asses kicked by alcoholic middle aged white women.
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It's a collage!
January 11, 2026 at 6:37 AM
It's a collage!
Bari Weiss' fascist CBS news s now circulating very clearly edited cell phone footage from one of the ICE agents; after Renee tries to drive away, it suddenly cuts to a shaky cam and a cartoonish "whoOOooa" as he pretends to be hit by the car.
The dashcam video shows the truth: senseless murder.
The dashcam video shows the truth: senseless murder.
January 10, 2026 at 8:21 AM
Bari Weiss' fascist CBS news s now circulating very clearly edited cell phone footage from one of the ICE agents; after Renee tries to drive away, it suddenly cuts to a shaky cam and a cartoonish "whoOOooa" as he pretends to be hit by the car.
The dashcam video shows the truth: senseless murder.
The dashcam video shows the truth: senseless murder.
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Alright it, partner
Keep on rolling, baby
You know what time it is
Keep on rolling, baby
You know what time it is
January 9, 2026 at 9:11 PM
Alright it, partner
Keep on rolling, baby
You know what time it is
Keep on rolling, baby
You know what time it is
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Fritzi Ritz By Ernie Bushmiller
January 09,1933
January 09,1933
January 9, 2026 at 2:50 PM
Fritzi Ritz By Ernie Bushmiller
January 09,1933
January 09,1933
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why is overwatch suddenly so much better when played on assault maps.
Its so much more fun than the cramped little sweaty rat tube design other modes have. Theyre wide and varied enough that 1v1s can actually happen.
Its so much more fun than the cramped little sweaty rat tube design other modes have. Theyre wide and varied enough that 1v1s can actually happen.
January 9, 2026 at 2:08 AM
why is overwatch suddenly so much better when played on assault maps.
Its so much more fun than the cramped little sweaty rat tube design other modes have. Theyre wide and varied enough that 1v1s can actually happen.
Its so much more fun than the cramped little sweaty rat tube design other modes have. Theyre wide and varied enough that 1v1s can actually happen.
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Kristi Noem calling the victim’s actions “domestic terrorism” is propaganda. Full stop. I served as a White House homeland security advisor. I know what that designation means & when it’s misused. A U.S. citizen is dead. She was a mom. This is what ICE impunity looks like. It cannot be normalized.
This Was Inevitable. And It Is Unforgivable. ICE Owns This.
A warning ignored. A life lost. This cannot become routine.
www.livingitwitholiviatroye.com
January 8, 2026 at 4:28 PM
Kristi Noem calling the victim’s actions “domestic terrorism” is propaganda. Full stop. I served as a White House homeland security advisor. I know what that designation means & when it’s misused. A U.S. citizen is dead. She was a mom. This is what ICE impunity looks like. It cannot be normalized.
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SCARBOROUGH: “There is no ambiguity… Kristi Noem got out as quickly as she could without the facts and lied to the American people.”
January 8, 2026 at 4:33 PM
SCARBOROUGH: “There is no ambiguity… Kristi Noem got out as quickly as she could without the facts and lied to the American people.”
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Close analysis of video footage shows Renee Nicole Good attempting to drive away from ICE agents before one of them shoots her. But that doesn’t fit Trump, Kristi Noem, and JD Vance’s narrative.
MAGA’s Response to Minnesota ICE Killing: Don’t Believe Your Eyes
Close analysis of video footage shows Renee Nicole Good attempting to drive away from ICE agents before one of them shoots her. But that doesn’t fit Trump, Kristi Noem, and JD Vance’s narrative.
www.vanityfair.com
January 8, 2026 at 4:50 PM
Close analysis of video footage shows Renee Nicole Good attempting to drive away from ICE agents before one of them shoots her. But that doesn’t fit Trump, Kristi Noem, and JD Vance’s narrative.
Police officers are not taught to gun people down if they refuse to get out of a car or impede operations.
Remember this the next time theh start crying abiut their precious pigs and propogandists getting domed.
Remember this the next time theh start crying abiut their precious pigs and propogandists getting domed.
Kristi Noem on the officer who killed Renee Good: “This is an experienced officer who followed his training…They were impeding our law enforcement operations, which is against the law, and when they demanded and commanded her to get out of her vehicle several times, she did not.”
January 8, 2026 at 5:16 PM
Police officers are not taught to gun people down if they refuse to get out of a car or impede operations.
Remember this the next time theh start crying abiut their precious pigs and propogandists getting domed.
Remember this the next time theh start crying abiut their precious pigs and propogandists getting domed.
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Straight from the DOJ website:
January 8, 2026 at 5:09 PM
Straight from the DOJ website:
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here's this vintage jeopardy clip with ken jennings
January 7, 2026 at 9:25 PM
here's this vintage jeopardy clip with ken jennings
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The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.
January 7, 2026 at 8:26 PM
The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.
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Art by Daniel Warren Johnson.
January 7, 2026 at 7:44 PM
Art by Daniel Warren Johnson.
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In case you missed it, BIG HOPS is coming out January 12th on Steam, Switch, and PS5! #indiegames #nintendoswitch #ps5
January 6, 2026 at 12:56 AM
In case you missed it, BIG HOPS is coming out January 12th on Steam, Switch, and PS5! #indiegames #nintendoswitch #ps5
Its been 10 years since the Hero Shooter's emergence into the mainstream
Its pretty funny looking back at #Overwatch 's original roster of 21 heroes and just going "what the actual fuck were they thinking"
Widow and Hanzo are just unwelcome TF2 carryovers, but Roadhog's design is just baffling.
Its pretty funny looking back at #Overwatch 's original roster of 21 heroes and just going "what the actual fuck were they thinking"
Widow and Hanzo are just unwelcome TF2 carryovers, but Roadhog's design is just baffling.
January 5, 2026 at 9:19 PM
Its been 10 years since the Hero Shooter's emergence into the mainstream
Its pretty funny looking back at #Overwatch 's original roster of 21 heroes and just going "what the actual fuck were they thinking"
Widow and Hanzo are just unwelcome TF2 carryovers, but Roadhog's design is just baffling.
Its pretty funny looking back at #Overwatch 's original roster of 21 heroes and just going "what the actual fuck were they thinking"
Widow and Hanzo are just unwelcome TF2 carryovers, but Roadhog's design is just baffling.