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The Magical Merchant

@thetillshow.blacksky.app

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Jewelry maker. Writer. Hug Hall of Famer. Hands that mold universes. Chocolate-covered, freaky and habit-forming.

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The Magical Merchant @thetillshow.blacksky.app · 14d

♎ it's Libra season.

Get this and other zodiac collections on my Etsy!

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A five bracelet set with a Libra color palette

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DaBean. @honeybadger10.bsky.social · 7m

We need more good bees like dolly in the world. And given her background she could have been a whole other type of person. And I sit with that a lot.

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The Magical Merchant @thetillshow.blacksky.app · 11m

My mother texted me on one of her phones, emoji replied to my reply on that phone and then replied from her other phone.

Either this is old age or she is a spy. Either way, lmfao pay attention, lady

The Magical Merchant @thetillshow.blacksky.app · 21m

Right.

And, of course, expedition 60

The Magical Merchant @thetillshow.blacksky.app · 36m

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Tonight

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The Magical Merchant @thetillshow.blacksky.app · 37m

Need that Hauler fight with Simon

The Magical Merchant @thetillshow.blacksky.app · 1h

Damn dawg. There are at most 5 games left in the season. You could at least act like you give a shit about looking like you keep up with the sport for real

USA TODAY Sports @usatodaysports.usatoday.com · 8h

Here's the full WNBA schedule for Oct. 8, including game times, TV channels, scores and how to stream.

WNBA games today: Schedule, times, how to watch for Oct. 8

Here's the full WNBA schedule for Oct. 8, including game times, TV channels, scores and how to stream.

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The Magical Merchant @thetillshow.blacksky.app · 1h

I can't ask if something is available? I'm courteous. Appreciative, even

The Magical Merchant @thetillshow.blacksky.app · 1h

Yes. I know the day. We are 7 days away 🥰

The Magical Merchant @thetillshow.blacksky.app · 1h

This is unfair to Donatello, but

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The Magical Merchant @thetillshow.blacksky.app · 1h

Hi dear. It's your birthday week 🥰

The Magical Merchant @thetillshow.blacksky.app · 1h

Peace to you, my guy

The Magical Merchant @thetillshow.blacksky.app · 2h

White mediocrity in real time would be hilarious if it wasn't so dangerous

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Skeety Davis Jr @bperry149.bsky.social · 2h

Being invaluable at work is trash. 0/10 would not recommend

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The Magical Merchant @thetillshow.blacksky.app · 2h

Big Fost! How you doing my guy

The Magical Merchant @thetillshow.blacksky.app · 2h

Gotta make sure it's available

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The Magical Merchant @thetillshow.blacksky.app · 2h

A request to see if items are in stock

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The Magical Merchant @thetillshow.blacksky.app · 2h

Black baseball players >>>>>

Bronze Age Babies @bronzeagebabies.bsky.social · 19h

This here’s a man of the people.

Former Cubs pitcher Lee Smith on why he always walked so slowly out of the bullpen when he was called - he heard the grounds crew got time and a half of the game stretched past 4:30 pm.

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The Magical Merchant @thetillshow.blacksky.app · 2h

Karim Wafa-Al Hussaini @karimwafa.bsky.social · 23h

Our ancestors were called uncivilized because their connection to nature challenged the capitalist obsession with controlling land.

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The Magical Merchant @thetillshow.blacksky.app · 2h

"... Because I will do that. Yes, both be Levi's jeans and hug That Ass all night long. As long as I don't have to be Post Malone. Just.. that's a bridge too far. But you do have the booty? Doesn't have to be deluxe. Just something that can handle percussion, ya know? Great. Be right there."

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The Magical Merchant @thetillshow.blacksky.app · 2h

"Hello? Hi, yes. I called a while back about y'all having the pussy back in stock, and you said the Phat Ma was available, thank you. I'm also looking for... the booty? Specifically, that ass. Now, Beyonce said I could hug That Ass all night long if I were Levi's jeans. Do I have to do that?..."

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Freeyore @mewefree.bsky.social · 2h

Bout to put these Negritude hoodies back in the shop. This is the kind of quality you can expect. MeWeFree.com

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Nonofyur Darnbusiness @ladyasrai.bsky.social · 4h

Noticed an unusual number of people in the last few days telling me to "stay on topic", "you need to speak more clearly" "rephrase that, I don't understand you" and a number of other odd requests when I discuss nuanced topics

Soo I looked up how chatbots asks for clarification.

Lo and behold...

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Arif "Felonious Munk" Shahid @feloniousmunk.blacksky.app · 3h

They're doing a fascism and i still gotta pay bills.

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The Magical Merchant @thetillshow.blacksky.app · 2h

Actually made a wish at the wishing time