TheToasterWaffle
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Just gonna screenshot so I don't have to reformat because this is how I explain why you should not put any blame on yourself just for cutting off a family member. If I deem you uninformed, misinformed, or malinformed, I and I alone decide if you will be allowed to experience me.
January 17, 2026 at 11:54 PM
Just gonna screenshot so I don't have to reformat because this is how I explain why you should not put any blame on yourself just for cutting off a family member. If I deem you uninformed, misinformed, or malinformed, I and I alone decide if you will be allowed to experience me.
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Protesters Urged Not To Give Trump Administration Pretext For What It Already Doing https://theonion.com/protesters-urged-not-to-give-trump-administration-pretext-for-what-it-already-doing/
January 12, 2026 at 4:00 PM
Protesters Urged Not To Give Trump Administration Pretext For What It Already Doing https://theonion.com/protesters-urged-not-to-give-trump-administration-pretext-for-what-it-already-doing/
Insider NFT trading
January 10, 2026 at 12:34 AM
Insider NFT trading
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It’s too late, I have already portrayed myself as Chortling Bernie and you as Seething Eric Adams
January 2, 2026 at 2:03 AM
It’s too late, I have already portrayed myself as Chortling Bernie and you as Seething Eric Adams
My celiac aunt despite the many talks about ai, entirely depends on google ai for anything question she has including gluten in products.
January 1, 2026 at 12:41 AM
My celiac aunt despite the many talks about ai, entirely depends on google ai for anything question she has including gluten in products.
I don't hate the vtuber themselves, but youtube is REALLY trying to get me to watch that new crocodile one and it's really annoying lol.
December 19, 2025 at 3:21 PM
I don't hate the vtuber themselves, but youtube is REALLY trying to get me to watch that new crocodile one and it's really annoying lol.
Toiling over switching to they/them all day and then Minecraft crashes just to tell me to do it.
December 9, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Toiling over switching to they/them all day and then Minecraft crashes just to tell me to do it.
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Drawing this mid shift was pretty funny
November 14, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Drawing this mid shift was pretty funny
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Banjo-Tooie Ending E
November 14, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Banjo-Tooie Ending E
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Hot take that will be misconstrued: the “violence is never the answer” bunch are blissfully ignorant of the truth that it is sometimes the answer. You’re lying to yourself to feel safe thinking god will save you. They’ve executed thousands before you and will execute millions after you.
October 24, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Hot take that will be misconstrued: the “violence is never the answer” bunch are blissfully ignorant of the truth that it is sometimes the answer. You’re lying to yourself to feel safe thinking god will save you. They’ve executed thousands before you and will execute millions after you.
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A person who doesn’t defend you while someone slanders you, is your enemy too
October 23, 2025 at 3:52 PM
A person who doesn’t defend you while someone slanders you, is your enemy too
I hate this shit
October 24, 2025 at 1:17 AM
I hate this shit
Hearing the “would you go back in time and kill baby Hitler?” hypothetical question is great nowadays cause half of us wouldn’t even kill adult Hitler it seems.
October 23, 2025 at 11:25 AM
Hearing the “would you go back in time and kill baby Hitler?” hypothetical question is great nowadays cause half of us wouldn’t even kill adult Hitler it seems.
“If asking to make me more money at your expense makes us the bad guy, then yeah I’m a villain”
the owner of Guardian Bikes is in the comments of the linked BikeRumor... which should tell you all you need to know about the brand that's currently in favor of a blanket 50% on steel and aluminum tariffs from any country.
bikerumor.com/50-tariff-in...
bikerumor.com/50-tariff-in...
October 22, 2025 at 9:51 AM
“If asking to make me more money at your expense makes us the bad guy, then yeah I’m a villain”
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October 18, 2025 at 12:09 PM
GET IT GUYS??!? DONT YOU WANNA BUY THIS SO BAD?? ITS PORN GUYS!!! THE JOKE IS PORN!!!!
October 10, 2025 at 7:30 PM
GET IT GUYS??!? DONT YOU WANNA BUY THIS SO BAD?? ITS PORN GUYS!!! THE JOKE IS PORN!!!!
Newsreel of the Nazi's being sentenced to death.
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en.wikipedia.org
October 9, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Newsreel of the Nazi's being sentenced to death.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:19...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:19...
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People beg me to smoke weed with them they say "oh we spent all this money on weed but no beautiful trans woman wants to smoke it while dominating the aux cord" and I do it I do it for all the women who never even got a chance to use the aux cord while high on free weed god bless them
September 21, 2025 at 4:25 PM
People beg me to smoke weed with them they say "oh we spent all this money on weed but no beautiful trans woman wants to smoke it while dominating the aux cord" and I do it I do it for all the women who never even got a chance to use the aux cord while high on free weed god bless them
>walking
>walking, but japanese
>walking, but japanese
Although it’s not new, folks on TikTok are rediscovering this technique, known as interval walking training (IWT) or “Japanese walking,” that can help you get fit.
Just 30 minutes a day of ‘Japanese walking’ may help you get in shape
People are rediscovering interval walking training (IWT), a technique that can help you get fit in 30 minutes a day.
www.washingtonpost.com
July 14, 2025 at 2:41 PM
>walking
>walking, but japanese
>walking, but japanese
Hey guys. I know the world is harsh rn, but I just hit a blue shell dodge with a mushroom in my dreams and won the race.
June 12, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Hey guys. I know the world is harsh rn, but I just hit a blue shell dodge with a mushroom in my dreams and won the race.
This emoji blows CHUNKS. What soulless husk do you take me to be? When I ":)" I am displaying my childish whimsy for all to witness, not staring into an abyss that feels nothing for me as I for it.
May 6, 2025 at 2:38 PM
This emoji blows CHUNKS. What soulless husk do you take me to be? When I ":)" I am displaying my childish whimsy for all to witness, not staring into an abyss that feels nothing for me as I for it.