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"shithouse cross-meme sub-trolling [that should be taken] to livejournal" "this man needs attention from a clinical psychiatrist" "Follow @thewetmale for your peristalsis, digestion, and bowel related content"

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eggs @thewetmale.bsky.social · Jan 28

Primus performing My Name Is Mud live but it’s actually My Name Is Eggs

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eggs @thewetmale.bsky.social · 4h

@benhr.bsky.social RTYI

Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 5h

When the Yankees get eliminated

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Ian Hunter @bluejayhunter.com · 5h

"Start spreading the news, bitches!"

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 8h

In some ways this is the government now

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I'm excited for Limp Bizkit, but I'm a little worried about Antifa...
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I'm sick and tired of seeing these thugs terrorize big events and am worried that they will try to interrupt Limp Bizkit's set. My gf (F19) and I (M31) are going to our first Lollapalooza and are concerned about the growing threat around the city

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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 5h

Blue Jays are blasting Frank Sinatra’s “New York, New York” during their celebration

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Tyler King @tyleraking.com · 11h

The literal reading of this statement is Pam Bondi is planning extrajudicial executions of random protesters.

Prem Thakker ツ @premthakker.bsky.social · 11h

My gosh. After the US bombed multiple boats in the middle of the ocean, murdering people on grounds that they were allegedly "carrying drugs," the US Attorney General says "Just like we did with cartels, we're going to take the same approach, President Trump, with Antifa."

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eggs @thewetmale.bsky.social · 20h

Sure, sex is good, but have you ever seen a key forward leading out of the goal square as your mids win the contested and hit the forward on the chest laces out 30 yards from goal?

eggs @thewetmale.bsky.social · 21h

SCENES

World Bollard Association™️ @worldbollardassoc.bsky.social · 22h

LIVE SCENES FROM WALES
#WorldBollardAssociation 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

eggs @thewetmale.bsky.social · 21h

Not exactly on topic but related enough

Classic tweet: it's catholic canon that in the garden of gethsemane jesus christ saw every sin committed by human beings which means that he watched a guy blasting rope to waluigi hentai and still decided to sacrifice himself for humanity.
absolute legend

eggs @thewetmale.bsky.social · 21h

That’s cool, my nowcast of BOH is currently running at 4.89% for Q5. nbd.

eggs @thewetmale.bsky.social · 21h

What’s harder; feeding prompts into an LLM to get the output you want or designing a footy voting system that will ensure Nick Daicos doesn’t come in 2nd?

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Rocketpilot 🇵🇸 @rocketpilot.xyz · 23h

They have no interest in promoting the common good, they have no ideas about policy, they seem in fact to have no object permanence whatsoever. Seething balls of resentment, nothing more.

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eggs @thewetmale.bsky.social · 1d

‘We will advocate for personal liberty and free markets and we won’t be ideological’ oh ok. Are you going to put Coca-Cola in the cafeteria bubblers too?

Joshua J. Friedman @joshuajfriedman.com · 1d

What will the new Adam O'Neal–hosted WaPo opinions podcast sound like for the next few decades? Maybe a little something like this x.com/WashPostComm...

eggs @thewetmale.bsky.social · 1d

How do we deal with world of “buying a round?” Does each member of a table have to blow into a breathalyser each time or do we use a robodebt style averaging system?

eggs @thewetmale.bsky.social · 1d

Drew, thank you for your service.

eggs @thewetmale.bsky.social · 1d

13 years ago

A tweet from Sep 10 2012: "Some day we will look back with shame at @rnbbing's derogatory use of "algos". Algorithms have feelings too you know"

A Background Briefing podcast episode from Sep 9 2012 "Attack of the Algoithms" about algorithmic stock trading dominating stock markets and how regulations aren't keeping up

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The Onion @theonion.com · 1d

Everyone In Symphony Audience Has Finger Cocked Under Beer Can Tab For First Sign of Crescendo

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eggs @thewetmale.bsky.social · 1d

A *key* pillar in the Glorious Sydney mindset.

eggs @thewetmale.bsky.social · 1d

They really never disappoint

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eggs @thewetmale.bsky.social · 1d

You wouldn’t
SKEET ABOUT IT

SKEET ABOUT IT

eggs @thewetmale.bsky.social · 2d

tfw you turn down the only employment offer on the table but you also have hundreds of millions of dollars in the bank

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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 2d

this is the jacket's breast pocket lining pulled up to make it look like a pocket square

Stephen Miller in a gray suit, white shirt, and gray tie.

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Steve Mullis @stevemullis.net · 2d

"hand-to-hand combat with antifa every night"

a guy in a frog costume standing facing a line of police and ICE agents in Portland

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eggs @thewetmale.bsky.social · 2d

How cool to be that kid standing to the side with their mom

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Brandon Friedman @brandonfriedman.bsky.social · 3d

Judge Diane Goodstein crossed the Trump administration last month. Yesterday, her home burned, her husband was injured and it's being investigated for arson.

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Judge blocks South Carolina from giving DOJ millions of voters' data
Sep. 3, 2025

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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 3d

this is so sweet

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