Colonel Satan Spices
@thewypipo.com
Pro democracy deity that’s giving up white people for my New Year’s resolution. Please forgive the snark and sass, I was exiled this way.
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Colonel Satan Spices
@thewypipo.com
· Nov 23
Limp Bizkit’s Rollin' music video was filmed in September 2000 atop the South Tower of the original World Trade Center in New York City. This enraged Osama bin Laden due to him being a Slipknot fan.
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Elon Musk's maternal grandparents relocated from Canada to South Africa in the early 1900s, where they were in the German Nazi Party.
They supported Hitler and then went to South Africa, a stronghold of support for Nazism outside of Germany. Musk was an anti-semite and an apartheid lover.
They supported Hitler and then went to South Africa, a stronghold of support for Nazism outside of Germany. Musk was an anti-semite and an apartheid lover.
November 28, 2024 at 5:11 AM
Elon Musk's maternal grandparents relocated from Canada to South Africa in the early 1900s, where they were in the German Nazi Party.
They supported Hitler and then went to South Africa, a stronghold of support for Nazism outside of Germany. Musk was an anti-semite and an apartheid lover.
They supported Hitler and then went to South Africa, a stronghold of support for Nazism outside of Germany. Musk was an anti-semite and an apartheid lover.
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“Pete Hegseth is deeply unfit and wholly unqualified to be our next Secretary of Defense.”
* Tammy Duckworth
In addition to his lack of qualifications, he is an abuser if women. Just listen to his mom. 🔗 www.reddit.com/r/Military/c...
Say NO to Hegseth.
* Tammy Duckworth
In addition to his lack of qualifications, he is an abuser if women. Just listen to his mom. 🔗 www.reddit.com/r/Military/c...
Say NO to Hegseth.
November 30, 2024 at 2:33 PM
“Pete Hegseth is deeply unfit and wholly unqualified to be our next Secretary of Defense.”
* Tammy Duckworth
In addition to his lack of qualifications, he is an abuser if women. Just listen to his mom. 🔗 www.reddit.com/r/Military/c...
Say NO to Hegseth.
* Tammy Duckworth
In addition to his lack of qualifications, he is an abuser if women. Just listen to his mom. 🔗 www.reddit.com/r/Military/c...
Say NO to Hegseth.
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If you’re at Old Trafford or Anfield today, join United, Everton, Liverpool and City fans in protest against clubs treating their fans as nothing but a revenue stream to exploit. If you’re not at the games, please share the message ✊🏽 #StopExploitingLoyalty
Safe journey to all Evertonians making the journey to Old Trafford 💙
Please find the matchday info ⬇️
www.evertonfc.com/news/2024/no...
There will be a #stopexploitingloyalty protest with our own @EFC_FanAdvisory joining @The__1958 to show our support at the Trinity Statue @ 12.30 🤝
Please find the matchday info ⬇️
www.evertonfc.com/news/2024/no...
There will be a #stopexploitingloyalty protest with our own @EFC_FanAdvisory joining @The__1958 to show our support at the Trinity Statue @ 12.30 🤝
December 1, 2024 at 11:18 AM
If you’re at Old Trafford or Anfield today, join United, Everton, Liverpool and City fans in protest against clubs treating their fans as nothing but a revenue stream to exploit. If you’re not at the games, please share the message ✊🏽 #StopExploitingLoyalty
Quote skeet this with a movie that fucked you up
November 30, 2024 at 11:28 PM
Quote skeet this with a movie that fucked you up
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*record scratch* *freeze frame* Yep, that's me. You're probably wondering how I got here...
November 30, 2024 at 9:17 PM
*record scratch* *freeze frame* Yep, that's me. You're probably wondering how I got here...
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If we're not calling the 4B movement "Batten Down the Snatches", what are we even doing
November 30, 2024 at 6:47 PM
If we're not calling the 4B movement "Batten Down the Snatches", what are we even doing
I hate my high school guidance counselor. He was right. Too ugly for porn and not funny enough to make a living from it.
November 30, 2024 at 5:18 PM
I hate my high school guidance counselor. He was right. Too ugly for porn and not funny enough to make a living from it.
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the only way to receive verification on bluesky is to post ass. no two people have the same ass so it’s the only foolproof way.
November 30, 2024 at 2:15 AM
the only way to receive verification on bluesky is to post ass. no two people have the same ass so it’s the only foolproof way.
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Bruce in his berry eating dome
November 29, 2024 at 1:39 PM
Bruce in his berry eating dome
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Treat your woman like a princess (marry her off to an inbred duke to secure a military alliance)
November 29, 2024 at 11:13 PM
Treat your woman like a princess (marry her off to an inbred duke to secure a military alliance)
Opening my ice cream store, Naked Sundaes. The whole staff is topless.
November 29, 2024 at 1:43 AM
Opening my ice cream store, Naked Sundaes. The whole staff is topless.
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"you used heroin for 15 years?"
November 28, 2024 at 10:59 PM
"you used heroin for 15 years?"
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These are being posted in Indiana right now.
Trump’s America and it’s his alone.
Trump’s America and it’s his alone.
November 19, 2024 at 5:38 PM
These are being posted in Indiana right now.
Trump’s America and it’s his alone.
Trump’s America and it’s his alone.
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It’s important to pace yourselves tomorrow. I made this handy guide to help👇
November 28, 2024 at 12:40 AM
It’s important to pace yourselves tomorrow. I made this handy guide to help👇
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BREAKING: Trump threatens tariffs on Scotland unless they immediately outlaw their national pastime of hurling insults at him.
In particular:
"Mangled apricot hellbeast"
"Clueless numpty"
"Weapons-grade plum"
"Toupeed fucktrumpet"
"Witless cocksplat"
In particular:
"Mangled apricot hellbeast"
"Clueless numpty"
"Weapons-grade plum"
"Toupeed fucktrumpet"
"Witless cocksplat"
November 27, 2024 at 3:15 PM
BREAKING: Trump threatens tariffs on Scotland unless they immediately outlaw their national pastime of hurling insults at him.
In particular:
"Mangled apricot hellbeast"
"Clueless numpty"
"Weapons-grade plum"
"Toupeed fucktrumpet"
"Witless cocksplat"
In particular:
"Mangled apricot hellbeast"
"Clueless numpty"
"Weapons-grade plum"
"Toupeed fucktrumpet"
"Witless cocksplat"
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As a Christian, I remind you that
Jesus was a gun loving nationalist
who opposed
abortion,
liberals
immigration,
labor unions
and gay rights.
Oh wait, did I say Jesus?
Sorry, I meant Hitler.
Jesus did none of that.
That was all part of Hitler’s agenda.
Jesus was a gun loving nationalist
who opposed
abortion,
liberals
immigration,
labor unions
and gay rights.
Oh wait, did I say Jesus?
Sorry, I meant Hitler.
Jesus did none of that.
That was all part of Hitler’s agenda.
November 10, 2024 at 6:19 PM
As a Christian, I remind you that
Jesus was a gun loving nationalist
who opposed
abortion,
liberals
immigration,
labor unions
and gay rights.
Oh wait, did I say Jesus?
Sorry, I meant Hitler.
Jesus did none of that.
That was all part of Hitler’s agenda.
Jesus was a gun loving nationalist
who opposed
abortion,
liberals
immigration,
labor unions
and gay rights.
Oh wait, did I say Jesus?
Sorry, I meant Hitler.
Jesus did none of that.
That was all part of Hitler’s agenda.
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