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AG
@thiccvandyke.bsky.social
Got kicked off of insta and facebook so here I am🤪
Twink lesbian daughter | they/them | Professional Dog Dude™️
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Merry Christmas Eve Eve!
December 24, 2025 at 3:57 AM
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grown adults in charge of people's lives frequently sounding like when ur in 2nd grade and a classmate w diabetes has to go to the nurse to get a snack and another one of ur classmates is like "um. how come *I* don't get to go to the nurse to get a snack 🤨" except it's like. 50 yr old men.
December 21, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Listen I love cat/dogs pics and videos as much as the next guy, but how do I get my bluesky algorithm to show me literally anything else
December 20, 2025 at 5:43 PM
I just keeeeeeep rewatching season 5 vol. 1 of #StrangerThings bc I literally cannot stop thinking about this show
December 20, 2025 at 3:12 AM
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McDonald's Replay: A look back at the shocking number of chicken nuggets you ate this year. We did not think this concept through at all. You are in the top 0.01% of nugget eaters. We are sending paramedics. I'm sorry we asked for this information, we wish we didn't know.
December 16, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Instagram was trying to silence me for posting the TRUTH**!!

**Steve Harrington edits and Byler support

#StrangerThings #SteveHarrington #Byler
December 16, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Guyssssss my therapist is also a Steve Harrington stan!!!!!!!!
December 16, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Me posting about hating Miley Cyrus on Facebook in middle school bc it was cool to be a hater lmfao
Every time you put Christmas music on, somewhere a kitten dies.
December 16, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Day 2 no insta…withdrawals and FOMO are getting bad…moral is at an all time low
December 15, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Yall (with uteruses) ever just free bleed into the toilet
December 15, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Also having to go to work on your period at physically taxing job should be illegal
December 15, 2025 at 3:23 PM
I never realized the chokehold Instagram had on me…my account has been disabled since Saturday, and I keeeeeep clicking the app to open it like 20+ times a day! I will eventually either make a new account or delete the app, but I don’t wanna do so until I can download all my data
December 15, 2025 at 3:23 PM
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TAKE UP SPACE DIVA
December 14, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Merry Junkmas!!
December 15, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Welp guess I’m gonna get really into this app since Meta just deleted my Facebook and Instagram accounts????

P.s. I have had my Facebook since 2007…devastating
December 14, 2025 at 10:21 PM
I lowkey ruined my credit score buying floor seats to Ariana Grande in 2019…my credit score has since recovered, and I made my FINAL payment for the concert yesterday…just in time to try and snag tickets to the new tour😈
September 20, 2025 at 6:40 PM
I am freaked the fuck OUT by Labubus I am so sorry
July 15, 2025 at 12:31 AM
I’m crampin in the club :(
June 28, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Checkin my credit score in the club
June 28, 2025 at 3:18 AM
In the pjs my mom got us watching the new season of The Ultimatum: Queer Love…happy pride🥰
a rainbow flag is flying in the wind on top of a grassy hill
ALT: a rainbow flag is flying in the wind on top of a grassy hill
media.tenor.com
June 25, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Do you ever look around at a party and realize…I am too dumb to be here?
June 21, 2025 at 4:24 AM
There’s not a day that goes by that I don’t think about the Club on a Sub from Firehouse and my fav hibachi place in my hometown (Clemson, SC)
June 19, 2025 at 5:04 PM
New Music Fridayyyyy

Listening to the new Sabrina single and Addison album in bed with my gf while we drink the smoothies she made us🥰

Cc: @mayyybemel.bsky.social
June 6, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Hi I have been eating better and having smaller portions for like 3 days now…WHY am I not skinny yet and WHY does my tummy still hurt??? Hmmm???
June 3, 2025 at 5:26 PM
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*steps on you in frog*
May 31, 2025 at 9:13 PM