Thomas
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He had been born a Talleyrand but for some unaccountable reason had remained a mere Lebedev.
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The hiccups! I have them
December 24, 2025 at 12:43 AM
The hiccups! I have them
NICHE THEORY: Snarky Puppy are the new Incognito
December 23, 2025 at 10:49 PM
NICHE THEORY: Snarky Puppy are the new Incognito
How I'm turning up at the Bluesky Christmas party
December 23, 2025 at 9:52 PM
How I'm turning up at the Bluesky Christmas party
Guys I'm hammered and so far I've already cooked *checks notes* half a sauce
December 23, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Guys I'm hammered and so far I've already cooked *checks notes* half a sauce
Pondering today: reckon I can I turn my cat purple with red cabbage?
December 23, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Pondering today: reckon I can I turn my cat purple with red cabbage?
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Quixotic move
Breaking news: Trump is citing “national security” to halt all active work on offshore wind projects
Five giant energy projects, countless jobs at risk
My story explains how the argument has legal weaknesses and comes from an anti-wind policy doc I reported in January
Five giant energy projects, countless jobs at risk
My story explains how the argument has legal weaknesses and comes from an anti-wind policy doc I reported in January
Trump Uses ‘National Security’ To Freeze Offshore Wind Work
The administration has already lost once in court wielding the same argument against Revolution Wind.
heatmap.news
December 22, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Quixotic move
I mean if I ever am single again, my first date question will be do you fill up the dishwasher starting from the back or the front? If front then split the bill and good luck out there
December 22, 2025 at 7:36 PM
I mean if I ever am single again, my first date question will be do you fill up the dishwasher starting from the back or the front? If front then split the bill and good luck out there
That misguided Deutsche Bahn ad about *driving* home for Christmas…
December 22, 2025 at 2:15 PM
That misguided Deutsche Bahn ad about *driving* home for Christmas…
Bought this album without having any idea and I'm not regretting it - excellent stuff
Exorde
YouTube video by Coccolite - Topic
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December 19, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Bought this album without having any idea and I'm not regretting it - excellent stuff
TFW you've splurged on CDs like it's the 1990s but you just can't find the CD player thingy
December 19, 2025 at 10:34 AM
TFW you've splurged on CDs like it's the 1990s but you just can't find the CD player thingy
For the Parisian amongst you (no-one is perfect) there is a killer exhibition of Pierre Soulages’ work at the Musée du Luxembourg right now. Well worth a visit IMO.
Soulages, another light
Rarely the focus of standalone exhibitions, Pierre Soulages’ works on paper form a vital part of his artistic journey. As early as 1946, he began ex
museeduluxembourg.fr
December 19, 2025 at 10:25 AM
For the Parisian amongst you (no-one is perfect) there is a killer exhibition of Pierre Soulages’ work at the Musée du Luxembourg right now. Well worth a visit IMO.
One of the advantages of living in a posh corner of town is that the local supermarket has some proper delicious, organic DOP mozzarella
December 12, 2025 at 8:47 PM
One of the advantages of living in a posh corner of town is that the local supermarket has some proper delicious, organic DOP mozzarella
Stupid receiver keeps going into protect mode. How am I supposed to survive the Christmas season without some binge watching, I dare ask?
December 11, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Stupid receiver keeps going into protect mode. How am I supposed to survive the Christmas season without some binge watching, I dare ask?
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Seasonal reminder that ribbon and tinsel can be DEADLY for cats. Please keep ribbon stored safely and tinsel out of your home completely. ⚠️ hhvh.net/2018/01/13/w...
December 11, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Seasonal reminder that ribbon and tinsel can be DEADLY for cats. Please keep ribbon stored safely and tinsel out of your home completely. ⚠️ hhvh.net/2018/01/13/w...
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Chocolate, station master of Uzen-Komatsu Station in Japan (now retired).
Happy retirement, Chocolate!
Happy retirement, Chocolate!
December 10, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Chocolate, station master of Uzen-Komatsu Station in Japan (now retired).
Happy retirement, Chocolate!
Happy retirement, Chocolate!
How your email finds me
December 9, 2025 at 4:51 PM
How your email finds me
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Hot take: Krampus has more rizz than you and you hate yourself for it
The Salzburg Krampusnacht festivities hast begun. Sinterklaas has failed to tame the hoard..!!!
December 5, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Hot take: Krampus has more rizz than you and you hate yourself for it
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The Salzburg Krampusnacht festivities hast begun. Sinterklaas has failed to tame the hoard..!!!
December 5, 2025 at 4:51 PM
The Salzburg Krampusnacht festivities hast begun. Sinterklaas has failed to tame the hoard..!!!
Getting serious “sod off” vibes from the universe right now
December 5, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Getting serious “sod off” vibes from the universe right now
This has to be one of the best ones
Batman's a d*ckhead!! @I@IDLESBANDbatman #gotham #superhero #dccomics
YouTube video by SubwayTakes with Kareem Rahma
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December 3, 2025 at 9:30 PM
This has to be one of the best ones
I must admit I was skeptical of "spirit animals" at first
Then this:
Then this:
Raccoon goes on drunken rampage in Virginia liquor store and passes out on bathroom floor
The masked burglar broke into the closed Virginia liquor store early on Saturday and hit the bottom shelf, where the scotch and whisky were stored. On Saturday morning, an employee at the Ashland, Vi...
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December 3, 2025 at 7:26 PM
I must admit I was skeptical of "spirit animals" at first
Then this:
Then this:
Guys I have spent so much time honing my "dollop of fat and onto high heat" skills that I'Ve forgotten how pressure cookers work
HELP
HELP
December 3, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Guys I have spent so much time honing my "dollop of fat and onto high heat" skills that I'Ve forgotten how pressure cookers work
HELP
HELP
Trying out electrotherapy for my lower back and what the actual fuckety fuck
December 3, 2025 at 10:56 AM
Trying out electrotherapy for my lower back and what the actual fuckety fuck
** Fourth law of thermodynamics: **
The delivery guy will invariably ring your doorbell whilst you're in the shower, pretend you weren't home, and drop that stupid parcel at a shite drop-off location as far away as possible
The delivery guy will invariably ring your doorbell whilst you're in the shower, pretend you weren't home, and drop that stupid parcel at a shite drop-off location as far away as possible
December 2, 2025 at 11:18 AM
** Fourth law of thermodynamics: **
The delivery guy will invariably ring your doorbell whilst you're in the shower, pretend you weren't home, and drop that stupid parcel at a shite drop-off location as far away as possible
The delivery guy will invariably ring your doorbell whilst you're in the shower, pretend you weren't home, and drop that stupid parcel at a shite drop-off location as far away as possible