Joe Thompson
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George Carlin always nailed it.
February 1, 2026 at 2:30 AM
George Carlin always nailed it.
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My first remarks since being arrested last night.
January 30, 2026 at 11:30 PM
My first remarks since being arrested last night.
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There’s one guy in the Epstein files who isn’t talked about enough…
Alex Acosta was the U.S. Attorney who gave Epstein that sweetheart deal. It allowed Epstein to avoid federal prosecution for sex trafficking and abuse of minors.
He served only 13 months in county jail with work release.
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Alex Acosta was the U.S. Attorney who gave Epstein that sweetheart deal. It allowed Epstein to avoid federal prosecution for sex trafficking and abuse of minors.
He served only 13 months in county jail with work release.
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February 1, 2026 at 4:36 AM
There’s one guy in the Epstein files who isn’t talked about enough…
Alex Acosta was the U.S. Attorney who gave Epstein that sweetheart deal. It allowed Epstein to avoid federal prosecution for sex trafficking and abuse of minors.
He served only 13 months in county jail with work release.
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Alex Acosta was the U.S. Attorney who gave Epstein that sweetheart deal. It allowed Epstein to avoid federal prosecution for sex trafficking and abuse of minors.
He served only 13 months in county jail with work release.
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I'm Kat Abughazaleh and I approve this message.
January 31, 2026 at 4:53 PM
I'm Kat Abughazaleh and I approve this message.
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It’s been 40 days since the Epstein files were supposed to be released.
January 29, 2026 at 2:09 AM
It’s been 40 days since the Epstein files were supposed to be released.
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The long wait seems to finally be over. Esteemed and prolific fantasy author Brandon Sanderson has had an interest in licensing his works for television and film, but negotiations appeared to bear no fruit. Now, however, the Hollywood Reporter has unveiled... https://www.cinelinx.com/?p=121762
January 29, 2026 at 2:02 AM
The long wait seems to finally be over. Esteemed and prolific fantasy author Brandon Sanderson has had an interest in licensing his works for television and film, but negotiations appeared to bear no fruit. Now, however, the Hollywood Reporter has unveiled... https://www.cinelinx.com/?p=121762
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🚨"YOU'RE ALL UNDER ARREST" An ominous announcement can be heard on border patrol's radio just moments after their agents THREW Status Coup's reporter Tina-Desiree Berg, and deployed tear and flash bang grenades at the press indiscriminately.⬇️
January 26, 2026 at 8:06 PM
🚨"YOU'RE ALL UNDER ARREST" An ominous announcement can be heard on border patrol's radio just moments after their agents THREW Status Coup's reporter Tina-Desiree Berg, and deployed tear and flash bang grenades at the press indiscriminately.⬇️
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We only rate dogs. This is a gremlin that just worked a double shift. Not sure they should be driving. Please offer them a lift, and only send dogs. Thank you… 13/10
March 27, 2025 at 9:59 PM
We only rate dogs. This is a gremlin that just worked a double shift. Not sure they should be driving. Please offer them a lift, and only send dogs. Thank you… 13/10
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This is Chewy. He is a skater boy. She said see you later boy. He was way too good for her. All of her friends, stuck pup their nose. They had a pawblem with his doggy clothes. 12/10
February 17, 2025 at 4:23 PM
This is Chewy. He is a skater boy. She said see you later boy. He was way too good for her. All of her friends, stuck pup their nose. They had a pawblem with his doggy clothes. 12/10
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NEW: The USS Harry S. Truman, a 100,000-ton nuclear-powered aircraft carrier, collided with a 53,000-ton merchant vessel near Port Said, Egypt on Wednesday night.
No injuries or flooding have been reported. The incident is under investigation.
No injuries or flooding have been reported. The incident is under investigation.
February 13, 2025 at 6:46 PM
NEW: The USS Harry S. Truman, a 100,000-ton nuclear-powered aircraft carrier, collided with a 53,000-ton merchant vessel near Port Said, Egypt on Wednesday night.
No injuries or flooding have been reported. The incident is under investigation.
No injuries or flooding have been reported. The incident is under investigation.
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This is Rocco. He's being praised a hero by his neighbors after his barking alerted them to an apartment fire that damaged 24 apartments last week. “They said they never hear him bark but he was barking out of control that something was wrong.” 14/10 good boy Rocco
January 28, 2025 at 5:30 PM
This is Rocco. He's being praised a hero by his neighbors after his barking alerted them to an apartment fire that damaged 24 apartments last week. “They said they never hear him bark but he was barking out of control that something was wrong.” 14/10 good boy Rocco
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This is Donut. He picked these flowers for you. Not really. He picked them for himself. But it's the thought that counts. 12/10
January 16, 2025 at 6:33 PM
This is Donut. He picked these flowers for you. Not really. He picked them for himself. But it's the thought that counts. 12/10
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Whew all this World War 3 talk almost made me forget about the oligarchy and how no one has health insurance they can actually rely on.
January 9, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Whew all this World War 3 talk almost made me forget about the oligarchy and how no one has health insurance they can actually rely on.
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If you’re telling people things are so bad that there’s no time to talk about their hobbies and interests and little joys, it turns out you DO have time for a hobby: being an insufferable douche.
January 8, 2025 at 4:00 PM
If you’re telling people things are so bad that there’s no time to talk about their hobbies and interests and little joys, it turns out you DO have time for a hobby: being an insufferable douche.
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Instead of Canada becoming the 51st state, the US should consider becoming an 11th province.
Americans would get universal healthcare, parental leave, sensible gun control and fries smothered in cheese curds and gravy.
Americans would get universal healthcare, parental leave, sensible gun control and fries smothered in cheese curds and gravy.
December 19, 2024 at 5:41 PM
Instead of Canada becoming the 51st state, the US should consider becoming an 11th province.
Americans would get universal healthcare, parental leave, sensible gun control and fries smothered in cheese curds and gravy.
Americans would get universal healthcare, parental leave, sensible gun control and fries smothered in cheese curds and gravy.
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hallmark christmas movie:
a handsome young man goes to the big city during the holidays to kill a ceo and finds nation's love along the way
a handsome young man goes to the big city during the holidays to kill a ceo and finds nation's love along the way
December 7, 2024 at 7:07 PM
hallmark christmas movie:
a handsome young man goes to the big city during the holidays to kill a ceo and finds nation's love along the way
a handsome young man goes to the big city during the holidays to kill a ceo and finds nation's love along the way
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⚠️ BREAKING:
Nevada reported its first case of H5N1-infected dairy herds, becoming the 16th state to be affected, according to the Department of Agriculture.
Nevada reported its first case of H5N1-infected dairy herds, becoming the 16th state to be affected, according to the Department of Agriculture.
December 7, 2024 at 10:54 AM
⚠️ BREAKING:
Nevada reported its first case of H5N1-infected dairy herds, becoming the 16th state to be affected, according to the Department of Agriculture.
Nevada reported its first case of H5N1-infected dairy herds, becoming the 16th state to be affected, according to the Department of Agriculture.
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Today's lesson discusses the American health care system for those in countries where their system provides care for free or reasonable fees. 👇
December 7, 2024 at 10:36 AM
Today's lesson discusses the American health care system for those in countries where their system provides care for free or reasonable fees. 👇