John Dees
@throwsomedeeson.bsky.social
Arsenal, Houston sports and Seattle Kraken enjoyer. Sports betting should be outlawed no matter how totalitarian and prudish that sounds
Two bad super bowls in a row for guys named Drake
February 9, 2026 at 3:23 AM
Two bad super bowls in a row for guys named Drake
This sequel to the Sopranos doesn’t follow the story AT ALL
February 5, 2026 at 10:19 PM
This sequel to the Sopranos doesn’t follow the story AT ALL
Get your payday, Framber. Hell yeah
February 5, 2026 at 2:02 AM
Get your payday, Framber. Hell yeah
Giants vs Astros in “theoretically good infield” battle of the ages
February 1, 2026 at 1:06 AM
Giants vs Astros in “theoretically good infield” battle of the ages
Arsenal v Manchester United, January 25, 2026
January 25, 2026 at 10:26 PM
Arsenal v Manchester United, January 25, 2026
On the bright side, the Dynamo actually invested in midfield and center back depth, deep open cup run at a minimum coming up!
January 18, 2026 at 11:22 PM
On the bright side, the Dynamo actually invested in midfield and center back depth, deep open cup run at a minimum coming up!
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If the Bears win it’ll be known as the Alex Bregman game
January 11, 2026 at 4:17 AM
If the Bears win it’ll be known as the Alex Bregman game
Absolutely shocked that’s Stingley’s first career pick 6
December 21, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Absolutely shocked that’s Stingley’s first career pick 6
A Lord of the Rings cover band called Def Luthien (the drummer had his hand bitten off by Carcharoth)
A Lord of the Rings Cover Band called Nick Cave Troll
A Lord of the Rings cover band called Flock of Smeagols
December 20, 2025 at 5:37 PM
A Lord of the Rings cover band called Def Luthien (the drummer had his hand bitten off by Carcharoth)
I found out about last summers “gunshot incident” via a comment on a Brian McTaggert post about Kyle Tucker’s injury
what would be the funniest way to find out It happened
like via Jeff Passan or something
like via Jeff Passan or something
December 15, 2025 at 10:26 PM
I found out about last summers “gunshot incident” via a comment on a Brian McTaggert post about Kyle Tucker’s injury
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Hands Reaching Up From Hell, Wat Rong Khun Temple, by Chalermchai Kositpipat, 1997
December 5, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Hands Reaching Up From Hell, Wat Rong Khun Temple, by Chalermchai Kositpipat, 1997
t needs to be codified:
T-1) Wrath of Khan/First contact
T-2) The Motion Picure/Undiscovered Country
3) Voyage Home
4) Generations
5) Search for Spock
6) 2009
7) Insurrection
8) Beyond
9) Nemesis
10) Into Darkness
11) Final Frontier
T-1) Wrath of Khan/First contact
T-2) The Motion Picure/Undiscovered Country
3) Voyage Home
4) Generations
5) Search for Spock
6) 2009
7) Insurrection
8) Beyond
9) Nemesis
10) Into Darkness
11) Final Frontier
November 29, 2025 at 5:56 AM
t needs to be codified:
T-1) Wrath of Khan/First contact
T-2) The Motion Picure/Undiscovered Country
3) Voyage Home
4) Generations
5) Search for Spock
6) 2009
7) Insurrection
8) Beyond
9) Nemesis
10) Into Darkness
11) Final Frontier
T-1) Wrath of Khan/First contact
T-2) The Motion Picure/Undiscovered Country
3) Voyage Home
4) Generations
5) Search for Spock
6) 2009
7) Insurrection
8) Beyond
9) Nemesis
10) Into Darkness
11) Final Frontier
Fully understand now why Jack McGlynn kissed the Dynamo badge when he scored against Philly
Pretty impressive timing from MLS for both of these stories to drop in the same week
November 22, 2025 at 7:00 AM
Fully understand now why Jack McGlynn kissed the Dynamo badge when he scored against Philly
I’ve seen Jayden Higgins screw up six passes before Nico has even gotten one (1) look
November 21, 2025 at 1:54 AM
I’ve seen Jayden Higgins screw up six passes before Nico has even gotten one (1) look
Lying to myself saying the Dubon trade is to save money for Kyle Tucker
November 20, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Lying to myself saying the Dubon trade is to save money for Kyle Tucker
This Texans-titties game might be the worst game of all time
November 16, 2025 at 7:19 PM
This Texans-titties game might be the worst game of all time
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Counterpoint:
November 15, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Counterpoint:
The Astros did not consult me before making this decision… Have they considered how this affects me emotionally?
The Astros have placed outfielder Chas McCormick on outright waivers, source tells @theathletic.com, along with John Rooney, Kenedy Corona, Luis Garcia and Pedro León.
November 4, 2025 at 11:13 PM
The Astros did not consult me before making this decision… Have they considered how this affects me emotionally?
If Fairbairn could hit a convincing field goal today, that’d be swell
November 2, 2025 at 7:43 PM
If Fairbairn could hit a convincing field goal today, that’d be swell
Vladdy, the script writers have chosen YOU
November 2, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Vladdy, the script writers have chosen YOU
I love you, Canada
October 21, 2025 at 3:03 AM
I love you, Canada
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Celtic's defeat to Dundee this afternoon means Hearts are five points clear at the top of the Scottish Premiership.
Not since Sir Alex Ferguson's Aberdeen in 1985 have a team other than Celtic or Rangers won Scotland's top-flight — will Hearts make history this season?
Not since Sir Alex Ferguson's Aberdeen in 1985 have a team other than Celtic or Rangers won Scotland's top-flight — will Hearts make history this season?
October 19, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Celtic's defeat to Dundee this afternoon means Hearts are five points clear at the top of the Scottish Premiership.
Not since Sir Alex Ferguson's Aberdeen in 1985 have a team other than Celtic or Rangers won Scotland's top-flight — will Hearts make history this season?
Not since Sir Alex Ferguson's Aberdeen in 1985 have a team other than Celtic or Rangers won Scotland's top-flight — will Hearts make history this season?
There’s a dude on the train in a full suit absolutely demolishing an orange. Why can’t life be that good?
October 18, 2025 at 9:03 PM
There’s a dude on the train in a full suit absolutely demolishing an orange. Why can’t life be that good?