Loren Galloway Bowans
@dearloren.bsky.social
Ugly as sin, but a sweet gal and a hell of a good cook
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When a guy starts trying to explain college sports to me
Say what you want about millennials, but at least we didn't kill bars
![Austin American-Statesman
[hed] Bar owners struggle as Austin alcohol sales plummet: 'We've been self-funding for 3 years'
[dek] An American-Statesman analysis shows alcohol sales falling citywide since 2022 as costs rise, young people drink less and health trends take hold.
By Karina Kumar, Data Reporter
Updated Dec 3, 2025 8:16 a.m.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:oc6n653yetcmzbucqtahv24p/bafkreieieom4vzh3ykkdrtpdyfotfeviceo5nstyiuu7wm7u7n356qag64@jpeg)
December 3, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Say what you want about millennials, but at least we didn't kill bars
Look, I'm not religious, but if the Bears do win the Super Bowl, I will be converting to Catholicism. I just think that would be enough evidence for me.
December 1, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Look, I'm not religious, but if the Bears do win the Super Bowl, I will be converting to Catholicism. I just think that would be enough evidence for me.
Anyone dumb enough to take that cursed ass LSU job deserves it lol
December 1, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Anyone dumb enough to take that cursed ass LSU job deserves it lol
At least Aaron Rodgers can recover from this defeat by going home to his wife who is definitely a real human woman and not a large language model
December 1, 2025 at 12:18 AM
At least Aaron Rodgers can recover from this defeat by going home to his wife who is definitely a real human woman and not a large language model
I just want good things for Keon
December 1, 2025 at 12:09 AM
I just want good things for Keon
FWIW, as a university administrator who works on discrimination claims, an administrative suspension pending an investigation/adjudication is not uncommon, even if the discrimination claim is ultimately determined to have been made in bad faith.
OU has put the professor here on administrative leave:
November 30, 2025 at 10:51 PM
FWIW, as a university administrator who works on discrimination claims, an administrative suspension pending an investigation/adjudication is not uncommon, even if the discrimination claim is ultimately determined to have been made in bad faith.
I was rooting for Michigan mostly because Ryan Day's beard is a crime against God
November 29, 2025 at 8:19 PM
I was rooting for Michigan mostly because Ryan Day's beard is a crime against God
Goths have looked the same for at least 30 years
November 29, 2025 at 5:56 AM
Goths have looked the same for at least 30 years
Pooooooooooooor aggies
November 29, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Pooooooooooooor aggies
I GOT HOOOOOOOOES
CAAAAAAAALLIN'
CAAAAAAAALLIN'
November 29, 2025 at 3:58 AM
I GOT HOOOOOOOOES
CAAAAAAAALLIN'
CAAAAAAAALLIN'
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Luckily Texas A+M fans are normal and they’ll probably process this okay and there won’t be, for instance, hundreds of freshmen ordered to shave off all their body hair to please some freak cult superstition tonight
November 29, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Luckily Texas A+M fans are normal and they’ll probably process this okay and there won’t be, for instance, hundreds of freshmen ordered to shave off all their body hair to please some freak cult superstition tonight
November 29, 2025 at 3:01 AM
No matter what, at least I have a degree from a university that doesn't worship a fake army run by a dog
November 29, 2025 at 2:42 AM
No matter what, at least I have a degree from a university that doesn't worship a fake army run by a dog
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Iowa is the Aubrurn of Texases
November 29, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Iowa is the Aubrurn of Texases
My dad told me I was "not allowed" to buy another beer, and I told him I'm almost 32 years old and he's only at this game because of me
November 29, 2025 at 1:52 AM
My dad told me I was "not allowed" to buy another beer, and I told him I'm almost 32 years old and he's only at this game because of me
Nothing makes you seem quite as drunk as the hiccups
November 29, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Nothing makes you seem quite as drunk as the hiccups
I really love the AT&T commercial where Luke Wilson is in the desert and says, "When you grow up out here..." like he's from rural West Texas or something. For the uninitiated, the Wilson brothers grew up in North Dallas. They went to high school at St. Mark's.
November 27, 2025 at 8:25 PM
I really love the AT&T commercial where Luke Wilson is in the desert and says, "When you grow up out here..." like he's from rural West Texas or something. For the uninitiated, the Wilson brothers grew up in North Dallas. They went to high school at St. Mark's.
This halftime show was actually an elaborate hex on Ohio State
November 27, 2025 at 7:54 PM
This halftime show was actually an elaborate hex on Ohio State
Further support for my argument that Arch Manning is actually a tight end
November 22, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Further support for my argument that Arch Manning is actually a tight end
PUT DAVID EDWARDS IN JAIL
November 21, 2025 at 4:19 AM
PUT DAVID EDWARDS IN JAIL
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joe brady buyout
how to send football coach to jail
joe brady evil
joe brady lsu
geneva conventions nfl
joe brady hague
how to send football coach to jail
joe brady evil
joe brady lsu
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joe brady hague
November 21, 2025 at 3:53 AM
joe brady buyout
how to send football coach to jail
joe brady evil
joe brady lsu
geneva conventions nfl
joe brady hague
how to send football coach to jail
joe brady evil
joe brady lsu
geneva conventions nfl
joe brady hague
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joe brady better be in those emails man i can’t take this anymore
November 21, 2025 at 3:21 AM
joe brady better be in those emails man i can’t take this anymore
Sark to Bills
November 21, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Sark to Bills