Tidal Rose
@tidalrose26.bsky.social
She/her, adult, biro ace, ADHD-autism wombo-combo’d. I don’t post like it, but I’m obsessed with cats, horror, and Yang Xiao-Long.
Always remember that there is no such thing as “Too Old For Shenanigans”
January 7, 2026 at 11:08 AM
Always remember that there is no such thing as “Too Old For Shenanigans”
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Congratulations to Hollow Knight: Silksong for winning Game of the Year in the 2025 Steam Awards!
store.steampowered.com/steamawards/...
Visit the page to see the full list of winners, including Arc Raiders, Hades 2, PEAK, Dispatch, Clair Obscur, and more.
store.steampowered.com/steamawards/...
Visit the page to see the full list of winners, including Arc Raiders, Hades 2, PEAK, Dispatch, Clair Obscur, and more.
The Steam Awards
Vote for the 2025 Steam Award nominees during the Steam Winter Sale
store.steampowered.com
January 3, 2026 at 6:39 PM
Congratulations to Hollow Knight: Silksong for winning Game of the Year in the 2025 Steam Awards!
store.steampowered.com/steamawards/...
Visit the page to see the full list of winners, including Arc Raiders, Hades 2, PEAK, Dispatch, Clair Obscur, and more.
store.steampowered.com/steamawards/...
Visit the page to see the full list of winners, including Arc Raiders, Hades 2, PEAK, Dispatch, Clair Obscur, and more.
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Health Speculations Swirl As Trump Seen With Damage Numbers Above Head
Health Speculations Swirl As Trump Seen With Damage Numbers Above Head
WASHINGTON—Amid ongoing concerns over the aging president’s medical status, health speculations reportedly swirled Monday after President Donald Trump was seen with damage numbers above his head. “Rec...
theonion.com
January 3, 2026 at 5:00 PM
Health Speculations Swirl As Trump Seen With Damage Numbers Above Head
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lol nah
Microsoft CEO Satya Nadella says people should move beyond calling AI 'slop'
"We need to get beyond the arguments of slop vs sophistication and develop a new equilibrium ... that accounts for humans being equipped with these new cognitive amplifier tools as we relate to each other"
"We need to get beyond the arguments of slop vs sophistication and develop a new equilibrium ... that accounts for humans being equipped with these new cognitive amplifier tools as we relate to each other"
January 2, 2026 at 11:30 PM
lol nah
Being the only early bird in a household of night owls who don’t give a fuck about that is a torture I would wish upon very few
December 31, 2025 at 10:40 AM
Being the only early bird in a household of night owls who don’t give a fuck about that is a torture I would wish upon very few
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Trump Unsure What Department He Has To Cut To Make JD Vance Go Away https://theonion.com/trump-unsure-what-department-he-has-to-cut-to-make-jd-vance-go-away/
December 26, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Trump Unsure What Department He Has To Cut To Make JD Vance Go Away https://theonion.com/trump-unsure-what-department-he-has-to-cut-to-make-jd-vance-go-away/
I hate being the only early bird in this family
![A text message in a family group chat at 9am on Christmas morning. Transcript: “[three Christmas tree emojis] MERRY [three Santa emojis] CHRISTMAS!!! [three present emojis] LET’S GET OUR JOLLY– yeah no I can’t keep doing this joke I’ll die from cringe. Is anyone else awake yet”](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:efmbsvg2pkn2y5ijozvyjaty/bafkreifyah4qcwyry4mniw77mzxhrvpec7sxrj7ptau6q3bxvkyjiz7dca@jpeg)
December 25, 2025 at 2:04 PM
I hate being the only early bird in this family
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this counts as a spinoff
December 23, 2025 at 4:56 PM
this counts as a spinoff
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the line is actually "no JESUS for us meeses," an oblique reference to the fact that, as muppets are unable to take communion, they are forbidden from entering the kingdom of god
December 14, 2025 at 4:13 AM
the line is actually "no JESUS for us meeses," an oblique reference to the fact that, as muppets are unable to take communion, they are forbidden from entering the kingdom of god
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My toxic trait is that I genuinely believe I could write a good, believable haunted video game creepypasta in the modern day.
December 12, 2025 at 8:06 PM
My toxic trait is that I genuinely believe I could write a good, believable haunted video game creepypasta in the modern day.
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Epic pays for licensing fees for the games they give away for free as promotions. Which means even if YOU aren't paying for it, you're giving money to JK Rowling to harm transgender people AND elevating her stature by giving her franchise higher numbers.
NO TERF WIZARD GAME. NO TERF WIZARD SHOW.
NO TERF WIZARD GAME. NO TERF WIZARD SHOW.
Hogwarts Legacy is free on Epic Games Store. Mystery game is the next title buff.ly/HE94Ti2
December 12, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Epic pays for licensing fees for the games they give away for free as promotions. Which means even if YOU aren't paying for it, you're giving money to JK Rowling to harm transgender people AND elevating her stature by giving her franchise higher numbers.
NO TERF WIZARD GAME. NO TERF WIZARD SHOW.
NO TERF WIZARD GAME. NO TERF WIZARD SHOW.
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This Weeks Onion Magazine:
December 11, 2025 at 4:00 PM
This Weeks Onion Magazine:
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Study Finds Young People Now Watch More YouTube Content Than Zoetropes Of Galloping Horses https://theonion.com/study-finds-young-people-now-watch-more-youtube-content-than-zoetropes-of-galloping-horses/
December 10, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Study Finds Young People Now Watch More YouTube Content Than Zoetropes Of Galloping Horses https://theonion.com/study-finds-young-people-now-watch-more-youtube-content-than-zoetropes-of-galloping-horses/
Sometimes when I’m doing bad mentally I’ll make my discord status something that’s mildly distressing in the hopes my one friend who always seems to actually notice what my status is sees it and asks if I’m okay so I can talk about it
December 8, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Sometimes when I’m doing bad mentally I’ll make my discord status something that’s mildly distressing in the hopes my one friend who always seems to actually notice what my status is sees it and asks if I’m okay so I can talk about it
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September 29, 2025 at 11:44 PM
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Shedeur Sanders Confident He Can Deliver Everything Browns Fans Have Come To Expect https://theonion.com/shedeur-sanders-confident-he-can-deliver-everything-browns-fans-have-come-to-expect/
November 21, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Shedeur Sanders Confident He Can Deliver Everything Browns Fans Have Come To Expect https://theonion.com/shedeur-sanders-confident-he-can-deliver-everything-browns-fans-have-come-to-expect/
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You showed up. So did we. 🌺
Very Important People season 3 - premiering December 4th, only on @dropout.tv 🫂
Very Important People season 3 - premiering December 4th, only on @dropout.tv 🫂
November 20, 2025 at 6:30 PM
You showed up. So did we. 🌺
Very Important People season 3 - premiering December 4th, only on @dropout.tv 🫂
Very Important People season 3 - premiering December 4th, only on @dropout.tv 🫂
Ever take your temperature when you’re sick then just end up looking at the thermometer like “Okay this bitch has GOT to be lying”
November 18, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Ever take your temperature when you’re sick then just end up looking at the thermometer like “Okay this bitch has GOT to be lying”
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I wish nothing but dread, despair and utter aunguish to people who get involved or endorses harassment to anyone over the most stupidest shit, like shipping. Nothing but a slow tormentous mental distress upon those called "living beings"
May the gods spread my curse
May the gods spread my curse
November 16, 2025 at 6:49 PM
I wish nothing but dread, despair and utter aunguish to people who get involved or endorses harassment to anyone over the most stupidest shit, like shipping. Nothing but a slow tormentous mental distress upon those called "living beings"
May the gods spread my curse
May the gods spread my curse
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what’s your favorite of michelangelo’s works, mine’s the
October 21, 2025 at 1:50 AM
what’s your favorite of michelangelo’s works, mine’s the
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Haunted Hayride Makes Extra-Spooky Turn Onto Interstate
October 29, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Haunted Hayride Makes Extra-Spooky Turn Onto Interstate