Timbones
timbones.bsky.social
Timbones
@timbones.bsky.social
Software engineer, living and working near York, father of two.
Messes about with heat pump performance data "for fun".
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Brits will keep paying far too much for energy until the govt addresses the massive inefficiency and waste in the energy system.

@gjuk.bsky.social on @martinlewis.moneysavingexpert.com #MartinLewis
November 25, 2025 at 10:01 PM
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“Well, I’ve got good gnus and I’ve got bad gnus.”
November 24, 2025 at 12:07 PM
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If you see this, post your getaway vehicle
November 21, 2025 at 8:26 PM
If you see this, post your getaway vehicle
November 21, 2025 at 7:10 PM
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The BBC visited one of our Zero Bills homes, where resident like Steph pay £0 for energy (for 5 or even 10 years!)

Zero Bills Homes are popping up across Britain, Germany, NZ and France. We’ve just secured another £100m funding, unlocking 1,000+ more affordable Zero Bills homes across the UK ⚡
November 20, 2025 at 9:39 AM
All I want from @bsky.app is for the following feed to be presented as a linear timeline (preferably in reverse) that always opens at the last viewed position.

Reading the day's events backwards can be so confusing.
November 19, 2025 at 7:24 PM
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We might have FINALLY met our match…
#WorldBollardAssociation
November 19, 2024 at 7:47 PM
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We are living in the world that could rapidly become the Star Trek ideal. UBI, free healthcare, many jobs done by machine, freeing up humans to pursue the arts, education, exploration.

But it's being run by the fucking Ferengi.
November 4, 2025 at 8:18 PM
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Continents

xkcd.com/3159/
October 27, 2025 at 8:05 PM
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Let me tell you a story (before the ship explodes):
October 24, 2025 at 10:39 AM
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Some absolutely top notch orange cattery here
October 24, 2025 at 12:44 PM
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I wrote about how and why social media has largely become boring and why it's a bad idea to eat your own brain: www.forkingpaths.co/p/is-social-...
Is social media just...boring now?
Social media is destroying democracy and accelerating idiocracy. But it's also just...really, really boring.
www.forkingpaths.co
October 17, 2025 at 1:57 PM
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In the late 1970s I worked in a computer shop where we sold 4kb memory cards for £100 (£550 in today’s money). So… if those prices had held, the 24gb of main memory in the computer I bought today would have set me back £3,300,000,000! Exponentials are wild.
October 11, 2025 at 4:46 PM
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protonsforbreakfast.wordpress.com/2025/10/10/w...

Why you should care about Net Zero.

My attempt to sum it up in 450 words for the good people of Maidenhead.
Why you should care about Net Zero.
Friends, in an unprecedented media blitz, this article is being co-published with newspaper publishing giant, The Maidenhead Advertiser. =============================== Who am I to talk about Net Z…
protonsforbreakfast.wordpress.com
October 10, 2025 at 12:59 PM
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Don't threaten us with a good time, Daily Express.
October 9, 2025 at 7:01 AM
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Blustery day, isn't it? Here's the National Grid: Live generation data. Wind and solar are generating 74.2% of our electricity. Gas is generating 13.1%. And yet our household electricity prices are pegged to... the volatile price of gas. Which is the basis on which the right attacks... renewables.
October 4, 2025 at 8:10 AM
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Bad Keyboards Thread:

So I like to make intentionally bad keyboards, in part because of my unfulfilled blood feud with mechanical keyboard enthusiasts, but mainly because I like being a chaos gremlin.

Most recently, the Juggling Keyboard:
bsky.app/profile/foon...
Behold my latest keyboard, the JuggleKeyboard!

Just click the letters as they're juggled, it's an easy* way to type.

* it's not easy
September 15, 2025 at 8:50 PM
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the post office is a public service. it doesn’t need to make money. public transit doesn’t need to make money. the library doesn’t need to make money. some things exist for the public good and we desperately need lawmakers to stop thinking about them in terms of capitalism. these are not businesses.
September 25, 2025 at 11:09 PM
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Look what we have here then.
September 24, 2025 at 9:07 PM
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Harry Enfield and Ronnie Corbett's "My Blackberry is not working" sketch. God, it's *exquisite*. Not a line out of place, everything works beautifully and there's some free Harry *almost* corpsing thrown in as well. www.youtube.com/watch?v=kAG3...
My blackberry is not working - BBC
YouTube video by BBC
www.youtube.com
September 24, 2025 at 4:28 PM
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Reconstructing animals from their fossilized remains requires meticulous artistry and scientific rigour.

What was done to bones partly of a woolly rhinoceros discovered in Germany in 1663 arguably involved neither.

Behold the 'Magdeburg Unicorn' in all its tea-spitting glory.

(Yes, it's real.)
June 30, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Happy "aktually, equal light and dark occurs a few days later" Day to those who celebrate.

www.timeanddate.com/astronomy/eq...
The Equilux
Day and night are equal at the equinox? You're thinking of the equilux.
www.timeanddate.com
September 23, 2025 at 7:31 AM
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Trans people are not a threat to women’s safety.

Over 52,000 women have signed the open letter to say not in our name.

Will you join them?
notinourname.org.uk/petition/not...
September 21, 2025 at 11:26 AM