Tim Brock
@timbrock.bsky.social
JavaScript. Photography. Wine Gums.
Nice of Fifa to give that orange bloke a participation medal.
December 5, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Nice of Fifa to give that orange bloke a participation medal.
Cloudflare: it’s not you, it’s me.
December 5, 2025 at 10:27 AM
Cloudflare: it’s not you, it’s me.
Reposted by Tim Brock
If you're dating lots of people but you couldn't pick them out of a crowd, that's Wallyamory
December 3, 2025 at 7:58 PM
If you're dating lots of people but you couldn't pick them out of a crowd, that's Wallyamory
Just had lime icing mixed with cheese. Ask me anything.
December 2, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Just had lime icing mixed with cheese. Ask me anything.
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It’s Antonin Panenka’s birthday today.
And to mark the occasion, here’s Julian Dicks giving it some proper fucking welly from the penalty spot…
And to mark the occasion, here’s Julian Dicks giving it some proper fucking welly from the penalty spot…
December 2, 2025 at 7:32 AM
It’s Antonin Panenka’s birthday today.
And to mark the occasion, here’s Julian Dicks giving it some proper fucking welly from the penalty spot…
And to mark the occasion, here’s Julian Dicks giving it some proper fucking welly from the penalty spot…
Nigella’s great but this is utter madness.
November 30, 2025 at 10:10 AM
Nigella’s great but this is utter madness.
Counted for nowt, thankfully, but an outrageous bit of Bergkampesque skill from Dewsbury Hall for the Everton goal.
November 29, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Counted for nowt, thankfully, but an outrageous bit of Bergkampesque skill from Dewsbury Hall for the Everton goal.
Chatbots are much better at understanding things like “Please put me through to a real human” these days. Whether they actually do put you through or just send you to a more sophisticated AI is, perhaps, an open question.
November 27, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Chatbots are much better at understanding things like “Please put me through to a real human” these days. Whether they actually do put you through or just send you to a more sophisticated AI is, perhaps, an open question.
Do companies that absolutely rip you off at airport stores (cough WH Smith) ever wonder about if they’re damaging the brand for their (presumably) much bigger high-street market?
November 27, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Do companies that absolutely rip you off at airport stores (cough WH Smith) ever wonder about if they’re damaging the brand for their (presumably) much bigger high-street market?
It’s the perfect one-panel cartoon.
My most popular cartoon by a long chalk is also oddly niche, in that it mostly appeals to a generation who remember the song it refers to and enjoy the nostalgia for their youth. I can draw one for you if you like.
www.worldofmoose.com/collections/...
www.worldofmoose.com/collections/...
November 22, 2025 at 9:36 AM
It’s the perfect one-panel cartoon.
Wine guts
Jelly rabies
change one letter and ruin a candy
zit kat
zit kat
November 19, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Wine guts
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Wow, he looks just like him!
November 16, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Wow, he looks just like him!
Tried to connect phone to Bluetooth speaker and rather than playing what I was playing on Apple Music (Pet Shop Boys) it started playing Wonderful Christmastime. 🤷🏻♂️
November 13, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Tried to connect phone to Bluetooth speaker and rather than playing what I was playing on Apple Music (Pet Shop Boys) it started playing Wonderful Christmastime. 🤷🏻♂️
Excellent
Police and crime commissioners to be abolished, government to announce
Police and crime commissioners to be abolished, government to announce
System introduced in 2012 across England and Wales has faced criticism from police chiefs
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UK politics live – latest updates
The controversial system of police and crime commissioners is to be abolished by the government, the Guardian has learned.
Under the system, introduced under the Conservatives, all 43 police forces covering local areas across England and Wales had to answer to an elected official. Continue reading...
www.theguardian.com
November 13, 2025 at 12:17 PM
Excellent
Private Eye journalist just smearing medical experts because reasons.
"With no direct evidence against Letby, it all came down to the hugely varied opinions of independent experts, some of whom were neither independent nor expert. Without expert reform, this will keep happening" writes MD.
🧵2/3
🧵2/3
November 12, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Private Eye journalist just smearing medical experts because reasons.
Give up if this happens.
BREAKING: Government to reconsider decision to deny Waspi women compensation
www.independent.co.uk/money/govern...
www.independent.co.uk/money/govern...
Government to reconsider decision to deny Waspi women compensation
The decision was made despite a recommendation that the women should be paid up to £2,950 each
www.independent.co.uk
November 12, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Give up if this happens.
The Liz Truss graph is still something special.
November 12, 2025 at 12:12 PM
The Liz Truss graph is still something special.
Talk about stealing defeat from the jaws of victory.
November 6, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Talk about stealing defeat from the jaws of victory.
David Olusoga has a very calming voice.
November 6, 2025 at 9:39 PM
David Olusoga has a very calming voice.
Absolutely outrageous header from BDB.
November 5, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Absolutely outrageous header from BDB.
I also believe this to be true of laboratory mice (n = 1).
November 4, 2025 at 8:28 AM
I also believe this to be true of laboratory mice (n = 1).
The thing about the Indeed advert about salary expectations is that by deliberately portraying something that is very annoying as being very annoying and then forcing us to watch it, it makes Indeed itself seem very annoying.
November 1, 2025 at 5:18 PM
The thing about the Indeed advert about salary expectations is that by deliberately portraying something that is very annoying as being very annoying and then forcing us to watch it, it makes Indeed itself seem very annoying.