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🏳️‍⚧️Alice, Not That One🏳️‍⚧️
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Cute, but will stab you.

De acordo com minha esposa: -Plantinha incompatível com a vida.-
(she/her, ela/a)
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Breaking: Tragedy at the Winter Olympics
February 7, 2026 at 3:39 PM
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Draw a horse and watch it run.
gradient.horse
Draw a horse, watch it run!
gradient.horse
February 7, 2026 at 5:30 PM
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imagining a world where a transfem ski jumper qualifies for the olympics and spawns the most toxic Tucking Discourse you've ever seen in your life
February 7, 2026 at 5:10 PM
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🎥 O ministro do STF Gilmar Mendes sugere a criação de uma força tarefa para diminuir os danos que podem ser causados pela IA nas eleições

Ela seria composta por especialistas e centros de pesquisa universitários previamente credenciados.
February 7, 2026 at 6:02 PM
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February 3, 2026 at 1:51 PM
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it’s genuinely reassuring to me that this is the most miserable and paranoid person in the entire world
February 5, 2026 at 1:16 AM
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February 1, 2026 at 11:31 PM
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pokemon sketchpage
January 8, 2024 at 3:34 PM
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Hoje é dia nacional da visibilidade trans. Enviem-me dinheiro C:<
January 29, 2026 at 1:06 PM
Twitter once hit me with this exact post on my boymode account and I nearly accidentally shared it without realizing.
January 29, 2026 at 6:52 PM
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Artists! Show how you draw eyes! 👁️👁️

#digitalart #drawing #brart #illustration
January 29, 2026 at 6:01 PM
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Absolutely incredible sequence from CNN.

"Maduro was a paranoid lunatic always lying about the CIA trying to overthrow him. Anyways, now that the CIA has overthrown him..."
January 28, 2026 at 12:41 PM
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OH SO WHEN *SOMEONE ELSE* DOES IT
i also think game critics should score
January 28, 2026 at 4:44 AM
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January 12, 2026 at 2:55 PM
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Independente do gênero, o ideal é você ter um amigo paladino, um mago, um ladrão e um healer, para cobrir todas as bases.
"tenha amigas mulheres", "tenha um amigo gay", gente, amigo é uma pessoa que a gente vai lá, conhece, e o santo bate, não é escalação de elenco coadjuvante pra vida, não
apareceu um vídeo pra mim de um brother falando “todo homem tem que ter pelo menos uma amiga mulher porque ela te ajuda a processar seus sentimentos” etc

eu acho mt engraçado que não ocorre a alguns homens que vc pode ter amigas mulheres simplesmente pq elas são pessoas legais e interessantes
January 15, 2026 at 5:18 PM
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April 11, 2024 at 3:39 PM
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January 12, 2026 at 9:26 AM
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January 5, 2026 at 12:38 PM
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January 6, 2026 at 4:12 AM
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can't believe I saw a big sign over a bridge in Oakland claiming the Venezuela invasion is a distraction from the Epstein files, get your heads out of your assholes Please
January 4, 2026 at 12:16 AM
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The Second-Order Streisand Effect is a social phenomenon where if a party makes an effort to censor information, discussion and news about the censorship paradoxically leads to an increased awareness of Barbara Streisand, a musician whom most "Zoomers" would probably have otherwise never heard of
December 29, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Me too, Bridget. Me too.
I hope 2026 will be a good year too🙏
December 29, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Chase Young just said: "Excuse me that's mine." And took the ball home. Awesome play.
December 28, 2025 at 7:11 PM
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Cada dia mais jovens sendo convertidos ao Brasil, o grupo mais infeccioso do mundo!!!
feel a sense of foreboding as i notice that notifications like this show up for me in an increasing amount of english-speaking locations i set my VPN to. at this rate i'm gonna have to learn portuguese so i can tunnel thru brazil to avoid this bullshit
December 26, 2025 at 11:45 AM