Farts are just demons trying to escape the body because they’re sick of your shit.

you can lead a cybertruck to water but it voids the warranty

View from my window. #Hudson River Palisades

Here's a waterfall from my hike at Neversink Gorge yesterday...
#hikingadventures

I've never really been into champagnes but I just read that the first time Dom Pierre Pérignon found bubbles in one of his wines he exclaimed, "Come quickly, I am drinking the stars!" and now I might have to get on board because that is some beautiful lore

Hudson River views.
#Palisades #Hudsonriver

While we're talking about how everyone should be able to marry the person they love, here's a reminder that disabled people still can't get married legally because they will have their benefits taken away. In many places, they can't even -live- with their partner unmarried without losing benefits.

[first day as an air traffic controller]

PILOT: mayday! mayday!

ME: *checking calendar* i can assure you sir it is not

Some pics from my hike at Big Slide Mountain via the Brothers 2 weeks ago...

Those of us born in the 50"s. You are amazing!

Unfinished Tunnel
#Harrimanstatepark
#Dunderbergspirialrailway

View from Balsam Lake Mountain Firetower. Caryville, NY