Tim Kelly
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It’s delightful
A second and incredibly dramatic🚨Bill Kennedy Alert🚨 has hit the timeline
December 31, 2025 at 4:19 AM
It’s delightful
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No matter what coach gear he’s got on I know Kyle Shanahan would go burn one in the garage with you on family holidays
December 29, 2025 at 2:59 AM
No matter what coach gear he’s got on I know Kyle Shanahan would go burn one in the garage with you on family holidays
This is an excellent reply omg
December 23, 2025 at 5:55 AM
This is an excellent reply omg
Fuckin DIME
57 yards in the air to a receiver with half a yard of separation. LMAO
December 21, 2025 at 5:37 AM
Fuckin DIME
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nothing condemns Our Times more than the fact we appear to have *mostly democratically* elevated to power some of the most stupid assholes who have ever lived.
something is wrong with a country and system that ferrets out its most undisputedly horrible citizens and then gives them nuclear codes
something is wrong with a country and system that ferrets out its most undisputedly horrible citizens and then gives them nuclear codes
December 21, 2025 at 4:57 AM
nothing condemns Our Times more than the fact we appear to have *mostly democratically* elevated to power some of the most stupid assholes who have ever lived.
something is wrong with a country and system that ferrets out its most undisputedly horrible citizens and then gives them nuclear codes
something is wrong with a country and system that ferrets out its most undisputedly horrible citizens and then gives them nuclear codes
Oh that was nice Ant
December 20, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Oh that was nice Ant
Oh that was so pretty
December 20, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Oh that was so pretty
So happy for you
December 17, 2025 at 4:33 AM
So happy for you
Most undeniably racist policy in my lifetime?
The US Administration has banned Americans from *adopting babies* from much of the African continent.
Adopting.
Babies.
What trait do those babies have that, when they grow up as fully American adults, would make them a threat to our country in any form?
Adopting.
Babies.
What trait do those babies have that, when they grow up as fully American adults, would make them a threat to our country in any form?
On that last post: I genuinely cannot think of any good-faith reason to bar international adoptions from those 39 countries. Under this new ban, consulates will refuse adoption visas for any baby from Cuba, Haiti, Venezuela, Nigeria, or any of the 39 other countries.
December 17, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Most undeniably racist policy in my lifetime?
That was a good fucking basketball game
December 14, 2025 at 5:09 AM
That was a good fucking basketball game
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If you make a billion dollars — or $500 million or even $100 million dollars — and you keep trying to make more, then there is something seriously wrong with you. It's a mental illness akin to hoarding or drug addiction.
December 11, 2025 at 4:44 AM
If you make a billion dollars — or $500 million or even $100 million dollars — and you keep trying to make more, then there is something seriously wrong with you. It's a mental illness akin to hoarding or drug addiction.
Goddamn it man
MINNEAPOLIS: “All I did was step outside as a Somali American citizen, and I got chased by a masked person, assaulted, kidnapped. It was inhumane. If this is what’s happening to a 🇺🇸 citizen on camera, imagine what could happen to your loved ones.”
December 11, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Goddamn it man
Oh man, I wonder what Trump would do with that question. Nasty reporter probably.
Trump wanting immigrants from Norway, Sweden, and Denmark is funny, because the fact that they're white outweighs the fact that they're supposed to be kinda socialist
Trump’s Attack on Somali Americans Is Vile Fascism
He’s testing our country’s tolerance for ethnic persecution. And we’re failing the test.
lnk.thebulwark.com
December 11, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Oh man, I wonder what Trump would do with that question. Nasty reporter probably.
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Just thinking about how fucked up mega-rich people must be, because they can't even enjoy their money properly, because the most enjoyable thing to do with money is to use it to fix people's problems.
December 6, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Just thinking about how fucked up mega-rich people must be, because they can't even enjoy their money properly, because the most enjoyable thing to do with money is to use it to fix people's problems.
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Unfortunately, in US journalism it is considered neutral to spread a lie, but it is considered "biased" to call out a lie. So, there is a structural asymmetry that rewards colorful lies with virality.
November 30, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Unfortunately, in US journalism it is considered neutral to spread a lie, but it is considered "biased" to call out a lie. So, there is a structural asymmetry that rewards colorful lies with virality.
Austin Reaves is…really fucking good? He’s cooking in one-on-ones tonight and it is entertaining
November 29, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Austin Reaves is…really fucking good? He’s cooking in one-on-ones tonight and it is entertaining
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these people basically just take luxury government jets and go to fancy events like make a wish kids while their minions flashbang your elderly neighbors
November 23, 2025 at 4:26 AM
these people basically just take luxury government jets and go to fancy events like make a wish kids while their minions flashbang your elderly neighbors
This Nightcap NBA show on Prime is pretty good. Kind of wild to hear studio guys talking like actual ball. I like it.
November 15, 2025 at 5:33 AM
This Nightcap NBA show on Prime is pretty good. Kind of wild to hear studio guys talking like actual ball. I like it.
I’m amazed at how good this felt to hear someone say. Genuinely can’t remember anyone challenging him outright, inviting the conflict. It’s inspiring
Zohran Mamdani: "So Donald Trump, since I know you're watching, I have four words for you: Turn the volume up."
November 5, 2025 at 5:37 AM
I’m amazed at how good this felt to hear someone say. Genuinely can’t remember anyone challenging him outright, inviting the conflict. It’s inspiring
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hang it in a museum
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October 30, 2025 at 6:49 AM
hang it in a museum
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Ken Jennings: “it’s what John Smoltz did in the 34th inning of Game 3 of the 2025 World Series”
Me: [smashes buzzer with my whole body weight]
Me: [smashes buzzer with my whole body weight]
October 28, 2025 at 5:48 AM
Ken Jennings: “it’s what John Smoltz did in the 34th inning of Game 3 of the 2025 World Series”
Me: [smashes buzzer with my whole body weight]
Me: [smashes buzzer with my whole body weight]
Luka with these Lakers is like some LeBron with Boobie Gibson & Friends shit. This team is not a contender, not even with a healthy LeBron & Luka looking phenomenal
October 22, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Luka with these Lakers is like some LeBron with Boobie Gibson & Friends shit. This team is not a contender, not even with a healthy LeBron & Luka looking phenomenal
Christ
I don't know if this stat should make me laugh or cry.
October 14, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Christ
Brian Anderson in announcer hell right now
October 14, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Brian Anderson in announcer hell right now