Tim Roser
@timroser.co.uk
We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the kerb. Caregiver for Panko the golden retriever - destroyer of socks.
Draws pictures for coins in a shed.
Draws pictures for coins in a shed.
The boy has returned from that there London for some extreme gardening with his excellent friend. I have made them ‘too much’ porridge to keep them going. Ten points for the guest for wearing the house Slovenian hat.
December 14, 2025 at 8:18 AM
The boy has returned from that there London for some extreme gardening with his excellent friend. I have made them ‘too much’ porridge to keep them going. Ten points for the guest for wearing the house Slovenian hat.
On the South Downs Way
December 14, 2025 at 8:15 AM
On the South Downs Way
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History will certainly view this as the stupidest fuckin time ever.
December 11, 2025 at 12:05 PM
History will certainly view this as the stupidest fuckin time ever.
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A reminder that this anti-trans panic is 100% bullshit and exactly none of our country’s problems are related to someone expressing their gender identity and everyone who isn’t a hate-filled weirdo knows it.
November 10, 2025 at 1:16 PM
A reminder that this anti-trans panic is 100% bullshit and exactly none of our country’s problems are related to someone expressing their gender identity and everyone who isn’t a hate-filled weirdo knows it.
Hen and cousin Will in the late afternoon sun at the Pallant in Chichester. Whole family for a birthday weekend. What a joy.
November 8, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Hen and cousin Will in the late afternoon sun at the Pallant in Chichester. Whole family for a birthday weekend. What a joy.
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Scenes from a self entertaining golden retriever.
October 29, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Scenes from a self entertaining golden retriever.
We’ve had a good result from the motoring press (to put it mildly).
October 23, 2025 at 5:01 PM
We’ve had a good result from the motoring press (to put it mildly).
Panko is ready. Ready for anything.
‘Anything’ being mostly stealing my gardening gloves and chewing my ankles for larks.
‘Anything’ being mostly stealing my gardening gloves and chewing my ankles for larks.
October 23, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Panko is ready. Ready for anything.
‘Anything’ being mostly stealing my gardening gloves and chewing my ankles for larks.
‘Anything’ being mostly stealing my gardening gloves and chewing my ankles for larks.
The boy has snagged a job. He is most happy.
October 23, 2025 at 4:54 PM
The boy has snagged a job. He is most happy.
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One day you’re doing blow off a Requiem for a dream dvd case, then you blink and find yourself pruning tomatoes and identifying bird calls
October 22, 2025 at 10:42 PM
One day you’re doing blow off a Requiem for a dream dvd case, then you blink and find yourself pruning tomatoes and identifying bird calls
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Nurse:
It’s become a real problem in this area
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Nurse:
We’ve seen the whole community lost to addiction
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Show a building sign posted:
Westminster ‘X’ Addiction Clinic
With various Westminster people or looking at their phones outside it
Nurse:
Ministers, Spads, Researchers…
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Nurse:
Most mornings we’ll get a call about someone acting strangely
[Nurse on phone taking a call]
Ok - we’ll be right over
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Nurse:
We just have a gentle chat
[Nurses approach a minister –Robert Jenrick? - standing in the Palace of Westminster
Minister:
I understand your concerns…
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Nurse:
Are you OK love?
Minister:
Yes I’m just hearing legitimate concerns from real voters
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Nurse:
That’s a robot, a Nazi and a poorly-disguised Russian
[Show that the people he is talking to are precisely these characters]
Nurse 2:
Give us your phone, love
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Nurse:
At the clinic we put them in a Grass-Touching Pod, with a real voter to talk to
[We see them back at the clinic, holding the minister's head and pushing him into a glass isolation booth with a grass floor. And it is a baffled looking woman, on a chair, ready to talk to him.]
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Minister:
YOU MUST BE WORRIED ABOUT THE COMING CIVIL WAR
[woman looks baffled]
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woman:
I just want a bus service
Minister:
LOOK AT MY FLAG
[produces a St George's flag]
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We have built a society in which people of different skin tones, religious backgrounds & cultures get along, share power, work alongside each other, procreate with each other, recognise the each other’s humanity and democratic rights. It is a STUNNING ACHIEVEMENT OF WORLD HISTORIC PROPORTIONS.
I know statistics are poorly understood and are misused. But facts matter
Between the 1991, 2001, 2011 and 2021 Census *every* ethnic group in the UK has become *less* geographically segregated and *all* groups, majority and minorities, are more likely to interact with people not like them
Between the 1991, 2001, 2011 and 2021 Census *every* ethnic group in the UK has become *less* geographically segregated and *all* groups, majority and minorities, are more likely to interact with people not like them
October 8, 2025 at 10:08 AM
We have built a society in which people of different skin tones, religious backgrounds & cultures get along, share power, work alongside each other, procreate with each other, recognise the each other’s humanity and democratic rights. It is a STUNNING ACHIEVEMENT OF WORLD HISTORIC PROPORTIONS.
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This is how I found her this morning. I think she is settling in.
September 2, 2025 at 1:46 PM
This is how I found her this morning. I think she is settling in.
Somebody likes Welsh beaches.
September 2, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Somebody likes Welsh beaches.
In that there Pembrokeshire. Stunning.
September 2, 2025 at 1:45 PM
In that there Pembrokeshire. Stunning.
Hypnotised pup in extreme relaxation mode.
August 14, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Hypnotised pup in extreme relaxation mode.
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In hot weather like this, remember to keep an eye on your freelancers. Move them to a shaded spot, indoors if possible, away from ‘people’. Distract them with a computer or some unrealistic deadline. Do check on them, by email, but don’t forget to set yours to out of office in case they reply 🙏
August 12, 2025 at 8:52 AM
In hot weather like this, remember to keep an eye on your freelancers. Move them to a shaded spot, indoors if possible, away from ‘people’. Distract them with a computer or some unrealistic deadline. Do check on them, by email, but don’t forget to set yours to out of office in case they reply 🙏
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Part of the problem is the conflation between generative AI (completely bollocks “spicy autocomplete” that’s killing the planet) and machine learning (the scientific uses to expose patterns in enormous data sets which can then be explored by humans)
July 30, 2025 at 8:35 AM
Part of the problem is the conflation between generative AI (completely bollocks “spicy autocomplete” that’s killing the planet) and machine learning (the scientific uses to expose patterns in enormous data sets which can then be explored by humans)
Paradise for a silly goose
July 18, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Paradise for a silly goose
No idea what’s going on here tbh.
July 17, 2025 at 5:00 PM
No idea what’s going on here tbh.
Idiot on the left got his results today and got a 1st in Economics.So proud of him :-)
July 11, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Idiot on the left got his results today and got a 1st in Economics.So proud of him :-)
Insect heaven on the lavender including a swallowtail
June 28, 2025 at 9:27 AM
Insect heaven on the lavender including a swallowtail