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TinHawk
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My husband calls me a daffy bitch
I should do this. Imagine trying to deport me, a descendant of John Fucking Smith. My ancestry on both sides goes back past the Mayflower. My American roots are only superseded by the Native tribes. Deport me to where? One of the original 13 colonies? Take me to Jamestown, motherfuckers lol #fuckice
August 21, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Don't buy stuff from #UniversalStudios. This shirt was washed one time and it's falling apart as though it has been washed 30 times.
August 18, 2025 at 9:28 PM
#JasonMomoa has the exact same reaction to Spam musubi that i do
August 1, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Watching Batman Begins, the scene where they find the fear toxin in the water and Gordon asked why they haven't felt the effects. The guy testing the waters says it must be a compound that needs to be inhaled into the lungs...... And I'm like........ Do showers not steam anymore?
June 24, 2025 at 1:00 AM
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History always has a lesson.
April 19, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Watching Predator 2 and after looking up the demographics, it turned out he killed half the Los Angeles Jamaican population between that movie and current day. Not sure what to do with that info. #predatormovie #headcanon
April 19, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Blessed Spring Equinox, everyone. I made dandelion sugar cookies (hand-harvested dandelion petals blended with sugar), and organized an egg hunt for the kiddos ☀️ #ostara #springequinox #cookies
March 21, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Guess who got babies!! #quail
March 20, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Pro tip: hang a cinnamon broom on your door so it's constantly sweeping in the luck.
March 11, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Whaaaaaaaaaat
March 11, 2025 at 12:25 AM
I did terribly and my only excuse is that i thought NYT wouldn't pick one of my favorite words
March 11, 2025 at 12:20 AM
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Wordle 1,360 2/6

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Fitting word for today.
March 10, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Oh snap! How could i forget it's Mar10 Day! Oh, right, I've been inundated with nonsense all day and haven't had time to think.

Here's a meme
March 11, 2025 at 12:14 AM
The Dead Don't Die (2019) seemed like a cool movie with a lot of great actors and was really great comedy until about 20 minutes in when i realized it wasn't about ghosts; it was about zombies #kinemortophobia #fml #imgonnathrowup
March 10, 2025 at 5:07 PM
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Gardening is the only thing keeping me from turning to murder as a hobby.....
March 7, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Good Ramadan to my Muslim friends
March 7, 2025 at 4:15 PM
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Trump is taking his bad-take social media posts and plopping them into “Executive Orders”…
March 7, 2025 at 2:36 AM
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We will not normalize…
March 5, 2025 at 4:07 AM
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Lmfao this guy.
February 27, 2025 at 5:20 PM
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Measles high infection rate is the reason we have not yet been able to eradicate it. That rate means you need a very high vaccination rate to prevent outbreaks. It is possible, but not with current levels of institutional distrust.
The average person with the flu gives it to around 1.4 people. The average person with measles gives it to between 12 and 18 people.
who.int WHO @who.int · Feb 17
Measles cases continue to surge globally, putting millions of children at risk.

More than 10 million people globally were infected with measles in 2023, a 20% increase from the previous year.

bit.ly/48SAtkf
February 17, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Both my plays so far. Let's see how many people i can convince to unsubscribe from life.
February 6, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Someone pointed out the Davrin to Wyll pipeline and it makes a lot of sense since i want to pimp slap them both for being so obnoxious. I literally thought Wyll was a paladin when i first met him with how self righteous he is. Minthara is an actual paladin and i love her. I'm very confused.
February 6, 2025 at 3:47 PM
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February 6, 2025 at 9:42 AM
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Perhaps if he had not spent so much time playing video games so that he could be the #1 video game player he would know that the answer to this question is "All of them."
February 5, 2025 at 8:55 PM