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An alt, for better and worse. NSFW. Recovering academic. If you know me offline, I’d advise leaving. Prefer not to interact with people under 24 on here. Always open to noodle recipes (any cuisine). Snap @zibbzabb.
35 MD
35 MD
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Post pictures of your cats to cheer me up after I suddenly realized I haven’t interacted with a cat in six years.
September 27, 2024 at 1:38 AM
Post pictures of your cats to cheer me up after I suddenly realized I haven’t interacted with a cat in six years.
Just swiped right on someone and didn’t realize until afterwards that they actually had no face pictures. Instead, they had a whole bunch of pictures of fried chicken and evidently my brain went “yes, would bang.”
December 31, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Just swiped right on someone and didn’t realize until afterwards that they actually had no face pictures. Instead, they had a whole bunch of pictures of fried chicken and evidently my brain went “yes, would bang.”
December 31, 2025 at 5:41 PM
This is the third time someone with a psychology doctorate has suggested that I should probably try getting more seriously into BDSM as a solution for some of my regulation problems.
December 30, 2025 at 10:59 PM
This is the third time someone with a psychology doctorate has suggested that I should probably try getting more seriously into BDSM as a solution for some of my regulation problems.
I like that this post roasts AI *and* OP’s wife for no reason.
“Look at this basic ass design the makes-shit machine made. My useless wife could never.”
“Look at this basic ass design the makes-shit machine made. My useless wife could never.”
Imagine needing AI just to create the most generic, sterile, millennial-grey interior decor
December 30, 2025 at 7:42 PM
I like that this post roasts AI *and* OP’s wife for no reason.
“Look at this basic ass design the makes-shit machine made. My useless wife could never.”
“Look at this basic ass design the makes-shit machine made. My useless wife could never.”
I just refreshed my memory on the lore in Kingdom Hearts, especially regarding Heartless and Nobodies, and I just realized that their existence is built on a metaphysical premise (re: body, soul, and heart) that is just a slightly heightened version of my entire spiritual philosophy.
December 30, 2025 at 4:39 AM
I just refreshed my memory on the lore in Kingdom Hearts, especially regarding Heartless and Nobodies, and I just realized that their existence is built on a metaphysical premise (re: body, soul, and heart) that is just a slightly heightened version of my entire spiritual philosophy.
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Just a reminder for anyone who forgot, y’all have until Wednesday (or Thursday morning when I wake up) to enjoy this! 😜
December 29, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Just a reminder for anyone who forgot, y’all have until Wednesday (or Thursday morning when I wake up) to enjoy this! 😜
As seen on a post I put elsewhere…
Me: “Giving away X, DM me if you are interested.”
1st Comment on the Post: “What do I do if I’m interested?”
Me: “Giving away X, DM me if you are interested.”
1st Comment on the Post: “What do I do if I’m interested?”
December 28, 2025 at 11:58 PM
As seen on a post I put elsewhere…
Me: “Giving away X, DM me if you are interested.”
1st Comment on the Post: “What do I do if I’m interested?”
Me: “Giving away X, DM me if you are interested.”
1st Comment on the Post: “What do I do if I’m interested?”
Okay who is this man tho
If you look like this hmu
If you look like this hmu
December 27, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Okay who is this man tho
If you look like this hmu
If you look like this hmu
When I used to be a cam boy, I had a few regulars who would tip well, but were clearly just there to hang out with me and chat.
Once had a guy pay me for a private show where he just wanted to chat about FFX while I was naked.
Once had a guy pay me for a private show where he just wanted to chat about FFX while I was naked.
Here's my last #SexWorkSaturday post of 2025. Wow, this year went by quickly: www.buzzfeed.com/jake_farring...
Note: whether someone is paying for companionship or "just sex," that doesn't invalidate what sex workers do. Sex work can be/is just as wholesome and valid when it's about just sex ❤️.
Note: whether someone is paying for companionship or "just sex," that doesn't invalidate what sex workers do. Sex work can be/is just as wholesome and valid when it's about just sex ❤️.
Sex Workers Are Sharing The Non-Sexual Favors People Have Paid For, And It’s Actually Really Sweet
"We ended up watching March of the Penguins, cried together during the movie, then went downstairs to the buffet."
www.buzzfeed.com
December 27, 2025 at 7:23 PM
When I used to be a cam boy, I had a few regulars who would tip well, but were clearly just there to hang out with me and chat.
Once had a guy pay me for a private show where he just wanted to chat about FFX while I was naked.
Once had a guy pay me for a private show where he just wanted to chat about FFX while I was naked.
I don’t think there has ever been a chef who understands that when we were looking for quick recipes, we are including low preparation time in our definition of quick.
December 27, 2025 at 2:13 AM
I don’t think there has ever been a chef who understands that when we were looking for quick recipes, we are including low preparation time in our definition of quick.
Haha oh what if I was a bad boy and bought myself a shawarma machine for my kitchen, knowing full well I’d probably use it max twice…like I didn’t but what if I did…ooh daddy would you punish me…the chicken looks sooooo good…the Add to Cart button is so tempting daddy…
December 26, 2025 at 8:16 AM
Haha oh what if I was a bad boy and bought myself a shawarma machine for my kitchen, knowing full well I’d probably use it max twice…like I didn’t but what if I did…ooh daddy would you punish me…the chicken looks sooooo good…the Add to Cart button is so tempting daddy…
lol @ the man who called my requirement that I see a face picture before agreeing to meet up a “trauma response”
December 25, 2025 at 3:16 AM
lol @ the man who called my requirement that I see a face picture before agreeing to meet up a “trauma response”
Fighting my yearly impulse to get a back tattoo of Sarah Kerrigan’s wings.
December 25, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Fighting my yearly impulse to get a back tattoo of Sarah Kerrigan’s wings.
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Happy holidays everyone! 💜
December 24, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Happy holidays everyone! 💜
Family sends me an *email* calendar invitation to a dinner on my birthday, only a couple days ago.
Texts me today to ask if I saw the email (I did not).
I say I don’t think I’ll be going given I have plans.
They say “Don’t worry, we weren’t planning for it to be for your birthday.”
Okay then??
Texts me today to ask if I saw the email (I did not).
I say I don’t think I’ll be going given I have plans.
They say “Don’t worry, we weren’t planning for it to be for your birthday.”
Okay then??
December 24, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Family sends me an *email* calendar invitation to a dinner on my birthday, only a couple days ago.
Texts me today to ask if I saw the email (I did not).
I say I don’t think I’ll be going given I have plans.
They say “Don’t worry, we weren’t planning for it to be for your birthday.”
Okay then??
Texts me today to ask if I saw the email (I did not).
I say I don’t think I’ll be going given I have plans.
They say “Don’t worry, we weren’t planning for it to be for your birthday.”
Okay then??
Decided I want to try and make latkes with applesauce, if anyone has any good recipes.
December 24, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Decided I want to try and make latkes with applesauce, if anyone has any good recipes.
Bring back just using texts and emails and that’s it. I cannot keep downloading and checking seven apps because every person I talk to has a different preference for what app they want to use to contact me.
December 24, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Bring back just using texts and emails and that’s it. I cannot keep downloading and checking seven apps because every person I talk to has a different preference for what app they want to use to contact me.
I just learned that people call the result after a phalloplasty a “neopenis,” which made me wonder if anyone has ever gotten bottom surgery and also installed like, LED lights in there. It seems doable?
December 24, 2025 at 4:40 PM
I just learned that people call the result after a phalloplasty a “neopenis,” which made me wonder if anyone has ever gotten bottom surgery and also installed like, LED lights in there. It seems doable?
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Throwback to when I used to be so creative with my thirst traps
December 24, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Throwback to when I used to be so creative with my thirst traps
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Esteem issues aside, please enjoy a holiday #toweltuesday
December 23, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Esteem issues aside, please enjoy a holiday #toweltuesday