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Todd the Gator
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Gamer, VRchat reptile, TTRPG player. Has a bite strength of 2000 PSI
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Campbell’s Unveils New Line Of Self-Defense Soups https://theonion.com/campbells-unveils-new-line-of-self-defense-soups/
December 17, 2025 at 5:01 PM
It fuckin' Wedneaday
December 17, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Picked up Dartktide on sale a couple days ago, because I have homies who play it, but also found out that I enjoy the Grimdark because I find it incredibly fucking funny.. not sure if this is intentional on the part of GW, or my sense of humor is darker than i realized.
December 11, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Yeah this is some FOMO Bullshit, and the VRchat Dev team ought to know better.
This is going to be a thread/rant

This is not okay.

I worried this would be a thing with the "unstable cube" put out last month and while there are ways to do consumables responsibly I was worried it would not be the worst way.

This is the worst way.
December 9, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Look I'm still not convinced that Megabonk isn't some nefarious method of mind control, but completing my first tier 2 run last night was one hell of a dopamine hit.
December 7, 2025 at 3:34 PM
It has come to my attention that someone has been scaring the ho's. Whoever it is better knock off the ho-scaring behavior, I mean it.

-The Management
December 6, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Groove is in the heart but pee is in the balls.
December 6, 2025 at 6:20 PM
November 23, 2025 at 1:15 AM
This! Right here. When I started my creative persuits, I had so many around me willing to offer advice. There was none of this so-called gatekeeping.
If you want to learn to make art, there are countless people out there willing to help you. The only thing is, you have to be willing to try. The AI pushers want what they perceive is the kudos for having made the art, but they don't want to try.
November 19, 2025 at 2:13 PM
October 31, 2025 at 11:38 PM
If you see this, quote with a robot that isn’t from “Star Wars,” “Star Trek,” “Doctor Who,” or “Transformers".
October 31, 2025 at 2:58 AM
I hate the nolanverse tumbler batmobile. And I wouldn't hate it so much if there were some bat wing tail fins or a pair of bat ears on the hood ornament or a decal of the bat symbol, a novelty batman license plate, SOMETHING to signify that this car belongs to fuckin' Batman
October 27, 2025 at 3:03 AM
I swear, when I get my hands on Nygma, every last one of these Riddler Trophies is going straight up his narrow ass. #ArkhamCity
October 21, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Hi, I just blocked the entire US Federal government on this website and you should too!
October 18, 2025 at 3:51 AM
In a consumerist culture, it's too easy to let the media we consume define who we are, and, as a result, we take it personally if others dont like what we like. If I learned nothing else from MST3k, I still learned that it's okay to live things that suck.
We all have movies and shows that everybody else seems to like but "just isn't for me," and as you say, that's perfectly fine. Time is precious. Move on and watch something you do like.
Not trying to be a contrarian, but I tried watching Gilmore Girls a few years ago and just couldn't get into it. I'm more than willing to give it another shot, but I'm also willing to chalk it up to "show that just isn't for me". And that's perfectly fine!
October 14, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Out of all the rad future shit we elder millennials were promised, the only one that wasn't a complete disappointment was Virtual Reality.
October 5, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Reposted by Todd the Gator
I accidentally glitched out an animation I was working on and created a perfect example of what the passage of time feels like to someone with ADHD
October 5, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Throwing a spooky little party in #vrchat Later this month with some excellent DJs and Excellent people!

Friday Night October 24th starting at 9PM EST

@nottaklue.bsky.social
@rexrover.bsky.social
@deejayokay.bsky.social
@thewhitecrayon.bsky.social

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October 4, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Psychedelic Goobers
October 3, 2025 at 3:30 AM
It's as if your eyes are telling you it is human, but your reptilian brain is like "NOT HUMAN! RUN AWAY! JESUS CHRIST WHAT IN THE CRONENBERG FUCK"
October 1, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Reposted by Todd the Gator
Charlie Kirk's memorial was a flop.

The pundit class panicked, thinking it was going to be some huge win for Trump.

But really, it exposed why the MAGA movement can't expand past its base. The thrid rate Christian rock exposes why.

www.salon.com/2025/10/01/m...
MAGA can't expand its base — and Christian music tells us why
The songs from Charlie Kirk's memorial exposed a serious problem
www.salon.com
October 1, 2025 at 11:23 AM
To the tune of War Pigs, by Black Sabbath:

"Generals gathered in their masses
Trump and Hesgeth showed their asses
Brass annoyed at being hassled
Release the Epstein files, you assholes."

OH LAWD YEAH
October 1, 2025 at 12:38 AM
It's a rare thing indeed for me to buy a game in early access, but I do not regret spending 20 bucks on Jump Space at all. It's not feature complete, but the core loop is rock solid, especially in co-op with friends.
September 29, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Or they really really miss the days of schools doing corporal punishment.
I wonder how many of those who say "nobody had ADHD when I was a child" really mean "it was so much easier when we let the kids with problems rot on the vine".
September 28, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Now there's something I'd expect to see a Dark Souls boss health bar in front of.
Limbless, Slippery RFK Jr.: ‘Becoming An Eel Is A Sign Of Good Health’ https://theonion.com/limbless-slippery-rfk-jr-becoming-an-eel-is-a-sign-of-good-health/
September 26, 2025 at 5:34 PM