Joe Biden can still salvage his legacy. he must give every American a double jump

Drake/Kendrick beef weird al polka medley

another year of spotify reminding me of my abysmal music taste

luv u nate xoxo

“i’ve had mangoes better than entire years of my life” just hit me so hard right now

exercising my free will by cutting my fingernails with a pair of scissors

hey, just wanted to drop a quick note demanding that 20 million or so people immediately and fundamentally alter their posting behavior to conform to my expectations. mine specifically. thanks

Still thinking about the cafe I was in a few weeks ago where a mother kept telling her daughter to see the movie "My Big Ass" and denied that she was getting the title wrong. A good moment.

5 reasons why The Shining is a Christmas movie

1. Snow
2. Red rum
3. Hyperactive kids
4. Big snuggly jumpers
5. Huge family row ending with someone putting an axe through the door.

@honeybeeval.bsky.social has the funniest toilet cover and I can’t help but think spookie dookie or creepie peepee everytime I see it