T🍅mat🍅
@tomatophalanges.bsky.social
29, Australian nb game design hobbyist, SMW Romhacker, casual MMO dev, once-upon-a-time twitch streamer, musician
She/They
She/They
Looks like I definitely won't be going to a GDQ in the foreseeable future :(
December 10, 2025 at 7:39 AM
Looks like I definitely won't be going to a GDQ in the foreseeable future :(
Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey
Was made to watch it by a friend, never again, truly garbage movie
Was made to watch it by a friend, never again, truly garbage movie
Never mind movies you’ve watched multiple times, name a movie you’ve watched once and would never watch again.
December 9, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey
Was made to watch it by a friend, never again, truly garbage movie
Was made to watch it by a friend, never again, truly garbage movie
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RetroAchievements users caused a collective uproar that got site admins to remove a bigoted rom hack in the time since Jay posted this. It hasn't even been 10 hours.
Harassing the mods into banning someone has never worked. And harassing people in general has never changed their mind.
October 3, 2025 at 11:45 PM
RetroAchievements users caused a collective uproar that got site admins to remove a bigoted rom hack in the time since Jay posted this. It hasn't even been 10 hours.
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yeah. people love to think the world is as uncomplicated as their anger
July 26, 2025 at 11:59 PM
yeah. people love to think the world is as uncomplicated as their anger
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Wishlist? Nah, it's now BUY.
My solo-dev game, Advent NEON, 🚨IS FINALLY OUT!🚨
Get your hyperactive action platforming fix in NOW!
#indiegame #AdventNEON #indiedev
My solo-dev game, Advent NEON, 🚨IS FINALLY OUT!🚨
Get your hyperactive action platforming fix in NOW!
#indiegame #AdventNEON #indiedev
July 18, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Wishlist? Nah, it's now BUY.
My solo-dev game, Advent NEON, 🚨IS FINALLY OUT!🚨
Get your hyperactive action platforming fix in NOW!
#indiegame #AdventNEON #indiedev
My solo-dev game, Advent NEON, 🚨IS FINALLY OUT!🚨
Get your hyperactive action platforming fix in NOW!
#indiegame #AdventNEON #indiedev
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I think what really pisses me off is you can say things like "Microsoft has laid off 9000 employees" and be technically correct
However, it's a lot more accurate to say "Phil Spencer is personally responsible for taking food out of the mouths of 9000 people and their immediate families."
However, it's a lot more accurate to say "Phil Spencer is personally responsible for taking food out of the mouths of 9000 people and their immediate families."
July 2, 2025 at 9:45 PM
I think what really pisses me off is you can say things like "Microsoft has laid off 9000 employees" and be technically correct
However, it's a lot more accurate to say "Phil Spencer is personally responsible for taking food out of the mouths of 9000 people and their immediate families."
However, it's a lot more accurate to say "Phil Spencer is personally responsible for taking food out of the mouths of 9000 people and their immediate families."
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Why does the inside of the cheek present itself so eagerly for sacrifice to the teeth.
June 18, 2025 at 11:00 AM
Why does the inside of the cheek present itself so eagerly for sacrifice to the teeth.
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THIS NIGHTMARE
WILL BE
IN FULL COLOR
WILL BE
IN FULL COLOR
June 13, 2025 at 1:19 AM
THIS NIGHTMARE
WILL BE
IN FULL COLOR
WILL BE
IN FULL COLOR
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AOC: The girls are fighting aren’t they
June 5, 2025 at 11:57 PM
AOC: The girls are fighting aren’t they
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tag two blokes who do fuck all
June 5, 2025 at 5:10 AM
tag two blokes who do fuck all
Congratulations to @protonjon.bsky.social for the big news; hello, Claire!!
April 21, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Congratulations to @protonjon.bsky.social for the big news; hello, Claire!!
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JK Rowling is English Elon Musk.
Fun fact, JK—who is English—single-handedly funded the Scotland remain movement during the referendum, and called separatists “bigots”.
She’s the reason there’s no independent Scotland. She throws her money and clout around like she’s fucking Nigel Farage. She’s a billionaire corrupting politics.
She’s the reason there’s no independent Scotland. She throws her money and clout around like she’s fucking Nigel Farage. She’s a billionaire corrupting politics.
It’s worth noting that JK Rowling is not only funding meritless legal challenges against trans people until they can appeal up to the court that will back them, she openly gloats about how this is where her money is going. This is what the Harry Potter TV show is bankrolling.
April 17, 2025 at 1:52 AM
JK Rowling is English Elon Musk.
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"well i like harry potter so--" shut up, stop, harry potter isn't real. your trans friend is real and can see what you're doing.
April 16, 2025 at 10:28 PM
"well i like harry potter so--" shut up, stop, harry potter isn't real. your trans friend is real and can see what you're doing.
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Trying to loosen up and be more fun.
Eh..
Eh..
April 12, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Trying to loosen up and be more fun.
Eh..
Eh..
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Magik is kind of a comfort character me…. So as I’m trying to teach myself something you’ll probably see a lot of these. Anyway, here’s another.
April 12, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Magik is kind of a comfort character me…. So as I’m trying to teach myself something you’ll probably see a lot of these. Anyway, here’s another.
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Do not travel to the US.
An Australian man with a US work visa was detained upon reentry, called a “retard” and told, “Trump is back in town; we’re doing things the way we should have always been doing them.”
He was held with 100 people including many Canadians.
Posters celebrating equity had DEI scribbled out in marker.
He was held with 100 people including many Canadians.
Posters celebrating equity had DEI scribbled out in marker.
April 12, 2025 at 11:07 AM
Do not travel to the US.
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threatening my guild mid-raid
April 9, 2025 at 1:55 AM
threatening my guild mid-raid
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Ahahaha hahahahahahahaha ahahaha hahaha ha haha ha aah haha hahahahahahahaha ahahaha aaah
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Elon Musk Rage Quits Gaming Livestream After Repeatedly Dying, Gets Mercilessly Mocked by Viewers
During a livestream of himself playing the free-to-play action RPG Path of Exile 2, Elon Musk was ruthlessly bullied by other players.
futurism.com
April 8, 2025 at 8:50 AM
Ahahaha hahahahahahahaha ahahaha hahaha ha haha ha aah haha hahahahahahahaha ahahaha aaah
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Oh to be home playing WC3 right now....
April 2, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Oh to be home playing WC3 right now....
Cached all my characters on WoW and learned today that I've got over a *year* of playtime recorded across them all - that's time *in the game on that character playing*
April 1, 2025 at 10:38 AM
Cached all my characters on WoW and learned today that I've got over a *year* of playtime recorded across them all - that's time *in the game on that character playing*
TFW you take psychic damage remembering a question you asked years ago that got misinterpreted and read as a cruel insult and genuinely upset a person and even though you clarified and it was accepted and they ended up feeling better you still feel guilt over how upset they were in that moment
March 27, 2025 at 7:48 AM
TFW you take psychic damage remembering a question you asked years ago that got misinterpreted and read as a cruel insult and genuinely upset a person and even though you clarified and it was accepted and they ended up feeling better you still feel guilt over how upset they were in that moment
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It's really hard to argue that you weren't deliberately, intentionally, and premeditatively forcing people to be stuck in chimneys when your name is literally Chimneytime
World of Warcraft player Chimneytime has one mission: Stick players in chimneys
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March 26, 2025 at 12:05 AM
It's really hard to argue that you weren't deliberately, intentionally, and premeditatively forcing people to be stuck in chimneys when your name is literally Chimneytime
@thabeast721.bsky.social Thanks for playing, Thab <3 Sorry for the Shifting Palace moon grief - for the record, you coulda done it past the first checkpoint too! Woulda been the easier/faster way, but the same method more or less :P
March 24, 2025 at 6:05 AM
@thabeast721.bsky.social Thanks for playing, Thab <3 Sorry for the Shifting Palace moon grief - for the record, you coulda done it past the first checkpoint too! Woulda been the easier/faster way, but the same method more or less :P