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I was angry Indiana didn't have a dude back a la the Kick 6

Might have had a chance!
Oregon attempting the field goal to cut the lead to 25 and leaving it short .............. just go home
January 10, 2026 at 2:21 AM
don't miss the most important part of the night which is the SEC isn't gonna win a thing yet again
January 9, 2026 at 4:37 AM
came here to post "why would Miami ever pass the ball again" and before I could even get it out...that play
January 9, 2026 at 3:13 AM
there's a scene in a movie I call the fish sex movie where they fill a bathroom with water so they can have fish sex

that's like a 45 ton brick of water, go put 45 tons in your house somewhere and tell me how the floor holds up

like be real

no I don't know the name but it won awards
#FilmSky, a quick question; what is the pettiest thing you have had to be annoyed at a film? I ask because I am watching The Gift from 2000, and the main character does divination with Zener Cards, which are not the same thing as Tarot at all. Why go for a more boring looking option?
January 4, 2026 at 10:06 PM
look I've been on the very bottom rung as a local council candidate (I didn't even win)

but the number of politicians I met who were nothing more than a tiny suburban city councilperson whose *entire identity* revolved around retaining that seat was astonishing
The root of the problem is these people having literally nothing more important in their lives than being greeted as "Congressman"

2/2
@reexamineall.bsky.social
January 3, 2026 at 6:12 PM
it'll never happen but one year I should take off from football

a few weeks ago I was happy, 3/3 fantasy teams cruising to the playoffs, undefeated 12-0 Alma mater who just beat our biggest rival

0 wins since then! and every week is p a i n
January 1, 2026 at 4:04 AM
it's almost as if a well-rounded exercise routine does the best! just turn the nobs a bit slightly based on goals.

and yeah I didn't do cardio for a decade. was stupid. unless you're some sort of elite athlete just do some of everything and you'll be in great shape
Fitness gurus are always knocking cardio. Well, the elliptical is super effectively for weight loss. It’s low impact so you can do it for long time periods, every day. I can burn 800-1000 calories in an hour. I can do it daily. I lost 100 lbs once doing nothing but that damned boring elliptical.
December 29, 2025 at 2:58 PM
after the last TD I thought "hey time for a halftime snack in a minute or two"

nope!
I thought it was getting close to halftime bc there has already been so much football in this game.

9:30 left in the second quarter
December 29, 2025 at 2:33 AM
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Another way AI leads to suicide is that hearing people talk about it makes you want to jump into a jet engine
December 28, 2025 at 10:54 PM
is that comfortable?
December 18, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Troy Aikman is extremely checked out and it's kinda great
December 16, 2025 at 3:56 AM
@paledragoncbus.bsky.social @ericseeds.bsky.social anyone going to CBJ tonight? Are there still meetups??
December 13, 2025 at 6:43 PM
someone gave Jeffries some new focus group results
Significant statement from Jeffries and House Democratic leaders saying they will vote “present” on the motion to table Al Green’s resolution to impeach President Trump. They say they’re “laser-focused on fighting to lower the high cost of living” plus on health care and corruption.
December 11, 2025 at 7:28 PM
that is...not gonna quiet the Eagles fans one bit
December 9, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Give Van the Taira fight and whoever wins that gets Pantoja
December 7, 2025 at 5:15 AM
not seeing enough discussion about 20 plays 12 minutes

the more I think about it, the more I think it was *the best* way to end that streak
November 30, 2025 at 1:20 AM
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I'm sorry but the idea that Jeremiah Smith touchdown in OSU-Michigan should've been overturned on instant replay is a reflection of the decline of our society's crumbling moral standards.

A no-question touchdown for 100 years and only questioned because of slow-motion frame fucking.
November 29, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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20 plays 81 yards 11:55 of clock t h r e e p o i n t s
November 29, 2025 at 7:59 PM
I will punch Ryan Day for that punt
November 29, 2025 at 7:19 PM
I hate Ryan Day more than anyone or anything else on this planet, lord
November 29, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Definitive stuffed crust pizza rankings:

Little Caesars Pretzel with cheese sauce
Pizza Hut the OG
Little Caesars normal stuffed crust
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Domino's normal stuffed crust
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Papa John's normal stuffed crust
November 27, 2025 at 2:12 AM
did Joe buck get divorced?
November 25, 2025 at 1:05 AM
@rodger.bsky.social did CeeDee just lose a pass in the sun at Jerryworld??
November 23, 2025 at 9:43 PM
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November 21, 2025 at 11:19 PM
probably right here
November 21, 2025 at 10:57 PM