Matt
@tonsofun.bsky.social
I don't really know what to put here. I'm blue collar and I like soccer, hockey, and rugby. The Crew, cyclones, and SeaWolves are pretty cool.
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Too funny.
December 7, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Too funny.
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in the movies this is the screensaver on the computers at the world’s most evil company
December 5, 2025 at 7:03 PM
in the movies this is the screensaver on the computers at the world’s most evil company
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how it feels to try something on in a store you have no right to try on
December 5, 2025 at 7:35 PM
how it feels to try something on in a store you have no right to try on
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Always punch Nazis.
Even wax ones.
Even wax ones.
December 4, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Always punch Nazis.
Even wax ones.
Even wax ones.
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MLS fans get their news from BlueSky more than the right wing freak husk of old Twitter.
Imagine running a sports team’s social media strategy and not understanding this yet.
#Crew96
Imagine running a sports team’s social media strategy and not understanding this yet.
#Crew96
A couple thoughts.
1) we need to get the FTC to investigate the @mattdoyle.bsky.social / @tombogert.bsky.social duopoly
2) juice alert
1) we need to get the FTC to investigate the @mattdoyle.bsky.social / @tombogert.bsky.social duopoly
2) juice alert
December 4, 2025 at 4:33 PM
MLS fans get their news from BlueSky more than the right wing freak husk of old Twitter.
Imagine running a sports team’s social media strategy and not understanding this yet.
#Crew96
Imagine running a sports team’s social media strategy and not understanding this yet.
#Crew96
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Columbus folks please share this out.
December 4, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Columbus folks please share this out.
Fuck you Facebook messenger, I won't imagine my messages with AI
December 3, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Fuck you Facebook messenger, I won't imagine my messages with AI
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This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
December 1, 2025 at 11:09 AM
This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
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Steven Erkel and Carlton Banks
November 29, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Steven Erkel and Carlton Banks
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What a great headline
November 28, 2025 at 3:49 PM
What a great headline
The PWHL should expand to ohio.
November 27, 2025 at 12:04 PM
The PWHL should expand to ohio.
Man, the main character in Labrynth is annoying.
November 27, 2025 at 11:57 AM
Man, the main character in Labrynth is annoying.
Still holding out hope that @supportersupply.co will eventually release a black and yellow rugby sweater.
November 24, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Still holding out hope that @supportersupply.co will eventually release a black and yellow rugby sweater.
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Stop abusing athletes because you lost a bet
Now let’s hear from the sponsor of today’s broadcast, DraftKings
Now let’s hear from the sponsor of today’s broadcast, DraftKings
November 22, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Stop abusing athletes because you lost a bet
Now let’s hear from the sponsor of today’s broadcast, DraftKings
Now let’s hear from the sponsor of today’s broadcast, DraftKings
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Don’t cry because it’s over, fusslads. Cry because it didn’t need to happen.
In a just world—a world of The Law, governed by Righteous Men and Women—your suffering would have ended weeks ago after being eliminated on aggregate in the 1st round.
But for men like Don Garber, cruelty *is* the point.
In a just world—a world of The Law, governed by Righteous Men and Women—your suffering would have ended weeks ago after being eliminated on aggregate in the 1st round.
But for men like Don Garber, cruelty *is* the point.
November 24, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Don’t cry because it’s over, fusslads. Cry because it didn’t need to happen.
In a just world—a world of The Law, governed by Righteous Men and Women—your suffering would have ended weeks ago after being eliminated on aggregate in the 1st round.
But for men like Don Garber, cruelty *is* the point.
In a just world—a world of The Law, governed by Righteous Men and Women—your suffering would have ended weeks ago after being eliminated on aggregate in the 1st round.
But for men like Don Garber, cruelty *is* the point.
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Holy shit. So Elon decides it would be nice to know what region of the world people are posting from. So they add that little feature.
2 hours later they figure out that many Trump supporters with millions of followers are posting from other countries. Surprise!
That "feature" is now gone.
2 hours later they figure out that many Trump supporters with millions of followers are posting from other countries. Surprise!
That "feature" is now gone.
November 23, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Holy shit. So Elon decides it would be nice to know what region of the world people are posting from. So they add that little feature.
2 hours later they figure out that many Trump supporters with millions of followers are posting from other countries. Surprise!
That "feature" is now gone.
2 hours later they figure out that many Trump supporters with millions of followers are posting from other countries. Surprise!
That "feature" is now gone.
A new bostons favorite son and @acesradio.bsky.social in the same week? Christmas came early!
November 22, 2025 at 5:16 PM
A new bostons favorite son and @acesradio.bsky.social in the same week? Christmas came early!
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Why did I choose to become a browns fan?
November 17, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Why did I choose to become a browns fan?
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Attendance banter might be the most bitchmade banter lol
November 16, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Attendance banter might be the most bitchmade banter lol
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When I grow up, I want to be a zamboni driver.
November 8, 2025 at 10:50 PM
When I grow up, I want to be a zamboni driver.
My wife said I wasn't allowed to wear anything #Crew96 to the cyclones game tonight. So I managed to sneak this @addedtime.com underneath the hockey jersey
November 8, 2025 at 7:42 PM
My wife said I wasn't allowed to wear anything #Crew96 to the cyclones game tonight. So I managed to sneak this @addedtime.com underneath the hockey jersey
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SOCRATES: No god is a philosopher or seeker after wisdom, for he is wise already; nor does any man who is wise seek after wisdom.
PLATO: Neither do the ignorant seek after wisdom.
DARRYL, SOCRATES AND PLATO’S FRIEND: well well well if it isn’t the blowjob brothers
PLATO: Neither do the ignorant seek after wisdom.
DARRYL, SOCRATES AND PLATO’S FRIEND: well well well if it isn’t the blowjob brothers
November 8, 2025 at 1:45 AM
SOCRATES: No god is a philosopher or seeker after wisdom, for he is wise already; nor does any man who is wise seek after wisdom.
PLATO: Neither do the ignorant seek after wisdom.
DARRYL, SOCRATES AND PLATO’S FRIEND: well well well if it isn’t the blowjob brothers
PLATO: Neither do the ignorant seek after wisdom.
DARRYL, SOCRATES AND PLATO’S FRIEND: well well well if it isn’t the blowjob brothers
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40 years ago we’d have congressional hearings falsely accusing metal bands of putting backwards messages in their songs that told kids to kill themselves & now we have a planet-killing chatbot that’s all like “bet you won’t commit suicide chickenshit bitch” & the government is like here’s $5 billion
November 8, 2025 at 4:23 AM
40 years ago we’d have congressional hearings falsely accusing metal bands of putting backwards messages in their songs that told kids to kill themselves & now we have a planet-killing chatbot that’s all like “bet you won’t commit suicide chickenshit bitch” & the government is like here’s $5 billion