the only thing worse than the mewling victimhood is the raging hypocrisy

In 1862, a Union soldier found cigars wrapped in a piece of paper in a field of clover. The paper was a copy of Confederate Gen. Lee's invasion orders. The Southern sloppiness helped the Union stop Lee at Antietam.
It's unknown who lost the orders in the field, or if he was related to Pete Hegseth.

for the potato fears not death

Love this, because it’s true…👇

Boom!💥

This is it in a nut shell 🦋

so if I'm understanding the tech-bro position correctly, it's this

Good morning! Today would be a great day to call and write your senators to tell them Kash and Tulsi are national security threats, RFK is a national health threat, Hegseth is an international embarrassment, and stealing our Social Security and Medicare is a career ending move.

This is... actually a fairly reasonable takeaway from this year.

I want to wish a particularly Happy Thanksgiving to those whose memories extend all the way back to pre-Election Day

You can learn a lot about our new POTUS just by looking at, I dunno, everything he's ever done and remembering that he's a career criminal, rapist, con man, sexual predator and stuff

💯

There it is

Hey, should we be, like, downloading the Library of Congress or something?

Please be nice to each other.

We’re all doing our best.

Gonna write a Christmas song about holiday cheer and global warming called “Mosquitoes in December”.

Haha I just tried to reply “SCOTUS fucked us” and it autocorrected to “SCOTUS fucked U.S.”

Yep.