Tony Casagrande, biggest of houses.
@tonybighouse.bsky.social
TTRPG player and speed run fan. Also gaming on PC and console. Socially awkward, sometimes funny, mostly harmless. On the spectrum. He/him.
I have no money, so don't bother trying to scam me.
I have no money, so don't bother trying to scam me.
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We live in a country with plenty of money and resources to ensure that no one ever goes hungry, or has to sleep in the street, or has to go without medical/dental care, or worry about basic needs because they can't work.
Instead, we charge money for everything and if you can't afford it, you die.
Instead, we charge money for everything and if you can't afford it, you die.
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We're stopping the production of pennies because the US doesn't make cents anymore.
I apologize for nothing.
I apologize for nothing.
November 29, 2025 at 10:15 PM
We're stopping the production of pennies because the US doesn't make cents anymore.
I apologize for nothing.
I apologize for nothing.
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i’m so full i could shit a horse
November 28, 2025 at 3:43 AM
i’m so full i could shit a horse
This for me but make it Caramelldansen, because I won't have to see or hear it.
All three dancers with my face, leave the girl bods and hair for good measure, just to keep 'em questioning the meaning of it. For YEARS.
All three dancers with my face, leave the girl bods and hair for good measure, just to keep 'em questioning the meaning of it. For YEARS.
November 26, 2025 at 10:26 PM
This for me but make it Caramelldansen, because I won't have to see or hear it.
All three dancers with my face, leave the girl bods and hair for good measure, just to keep 'em questioning the meaning of it. For YEARS.
All three dancers with my face, leave the girl bods and hair for good measure, just to keep 'em questioning the meaning of it. For YEARS.
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Not an ad, I just love these damn things and they're on sale so I ordered another pair.
These are my do-everything scissors. Great for the kitchen, too. They come apart to clean, come with a sharpener, bottle opener, and wire cutters.
Just a really good pair of scissors, they never let me down.
These are my do-everything scissors. Great for the kitchen, too. They come apart to clean, come with a sharpener, bottle opener, and wire cutters.
Just a really good pair of scissors, they never let me down.
Amazon.com : Fiskars Garden Scissors, 7-in-1 Garden Shears Multi-Tool with Sheath, Great for Plant Trimming, Cutting Nursery Pots, Bags, and Wire : Patio, Lawn & Garden
Amazon.com : Fiskars Garden Scissors, 7-in-1 Garden Shears Multi-Tool with Sheath, Great for Plant Trimming, Cutting Nursery Pots, Bags, and Wire : Patio, Lawn & Garden
www.amazon.com
November 24, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Not an ad, I just love these damn things and they're on sale so I ordered another pair.
These are my do-everything scissors. Great for the kitchen, too. They come apart to clean, come with a sharpener, bottle opener, and wire cutters.
Just a really good pair of scissors, they never let me down.
These are my do-everything scissors. Great for the kitchen, too. They come apart to clean, come with a sharpener, bottle opener, and wire cutters.
Just a really good pair of scissors, they never let me down.
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my dad about to tell a funny story that isn’t nearly as funny as he thinks it is
November 23, 2025 at 10:44 PM
my dad about to tell a funny story that isn’t nearly as funny as he thinks it is
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A tiny bit of shameless self-promotion because the gifting season is creeping up on us. If you’re after something delicious, handcrafted, and ethical, my chocolate boxes, bars, and treats make really lovely gifts. Treat yourself, treat someone else, or both, I won’t judge! Reshares appreciated! 🍫✨
November 22, 2025 at 6:51 PM
A tiny bit of shameless self-promotion because the gifting season is creeping up on us. If you’re after something delicious, handcrafted, and ethical, my chocolate boxes, bars, and treats make really lovely gifts. Treat yourself, treat someone else, or both, I won’t judge! Reshares appreciated! 🍫✨
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Hal hadn’t survived three Thanksgivings by being stupid.
November 21, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Hal hadn’t survived three Thanksgivings by being stupid.
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Art by • Régis Moulun
November 19, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Art by • Régis Moulun
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“My dad is so old…”
“How old is he?”
“He’s so old, we call him the 20th century fox!”
“How old is he?”
“He’s so old, we call him the 20th century fox!”
November 18, 2025 at 2:19 PM
“My dad is so old…”
“How old is he?”
“He’s so old, we call him the 20th century fox!”
“How old is he?”
“He’s so old, we call him the 20th century fox!”
Orange jackass says fine, release the files, "we have nothing to hide."
Either the dementia is doing its thing, or we're about to get a bunch of AI-generated slop about how everyone on Epstein Island was happy and punch and pie was served.
Or he just pardons himself and flips the bird.
Either the dementia is doing its thing, or we're about to get a bunch of AI-generated slop about how everyone on Epstein Island was happy and punch and pie was served.
Or he just pardons himself and flips the bird.
November 17, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Orange jackass says fine, release the files, "we have nothing to hide."
Either the dementia is doing its thing, or we're about to get a bunch of AI-generated slop about how everyone on Epstein Island was happy and punch and pie was served.
Or he just pardons himself and flips the bird.
Either the dementia is doing its thing, or we're about to get a bunch of AI-generated slop about how everyone on Epstein Island was happy and punch and pie was served.
Or he just pardons himself and flips the bird.
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“Are the cops gone?”
“Yeah.”
“Thanks buddy, I owe you one.”
“Yeah.”
“Thanks buddy, I owe you one.”
November 16, 2025 at 2:02 PM
“Are the cops gone?”
“Yeah.”
“Thanks buddy, I owe you one.”
“Yeah.”
“Thanks buddy, I owe you one.”
New fun thing to do that I actually won't do because I'm awkward: saying 6-7 around random school-aged kids while walking through stores.
I bet the parents would love it. 😁
I bet the parents would love it. 😁
November 16, 2025 at 3:59 AM
New fun thing to do that I actually won't do because I'm awkward: saying 6-7 around random school-aged kids while walking through stores.
I bet the parents would love it. 😁
I bet the parents would love it. 😁
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I'm not happy about Dems caving in on health care, but this was a game of chicken since the shutdown started. With the GOP willing to starve 40 million Americans with no remorse - going so far as the Supreme Court to stop them from getting food money - the Dems were practically guaranteed to cave.
November 10, 2025 at 7:50 PM
I'm not happy about Dems caving in on health care, but this was a game of chicken since the shutdown started. With the GOP willing to starve 40 million Americans with no remorse - going so far as the Supreme Court to stop them from getting food money - the Dems were practically guaranteed to cave.
I wish that people who lie felt pain every time they do, with the amount of pain equal to the severity of the lie. Little white lies, to spare feelings: next to nothing, like a small ache that's gone in a second. Anything the orange jackass lies about: the equivalent of 6 heart attacks at once.
November 10, 2025 at 1:16 AM
I wish that people who lie felt pain every time they do, with the amount of pain equal to the severity of the lie. Little white lies, to spare feelings: next to nothing, like a small ache that's gone in a second. Anything the orange jackass lies about: the equivalent of 6 heart attacks at once.
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The Republicans are going all the way to the Supreme Court to starve hungry children but please tell me again how the shutdown is the fault of the Democrats.
November 8, 2025 at 8:05 PM
The Republicans are going all the way to the Supreme Court to starve hungry children but please tell me again how the shutdown is the fault of the Democrats.
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Today is my birthday. This is a rather nice present, thank you federal judge.
Judge orders Trump administration to deliver full SNAP benefits to states by Friday
The administration had said it would distribute partial payments in November, but that the process could take weeks.
www.nbcnews.com
November 6, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Today is my birthday. This is a rather nice present, thank you federal judge.
Holy hell, what happened to PC RAM? The prices have tripled! I'm glad I upgraded mine earlier this year, but damn...
"AI is pushing up demand for RAM and storage" Oh, but of COURSE it'd be stupid AI screwing more shit up. AI can just go die in a fire already.
"AI is pushing up demand for RAM and storage" Oh, but of COURSE it'd be stupid AI screwing more shit up. AI can just go die in a fire already.
November 4, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Holy hell, what happened to PC RAM? The prices have tripled! I'm glad I upgraded mine earlier this year, but damn...
"AI is pushing up demand for RAM and storage" Oh, but of COURSE it'd be stupid AI screwing more shit up. AI can just go die in a fire already.
"AI is pushing up demand for RAM and storage" Oh, but of COURSE it'd be stupid AI screwing more shit up. AI can just go die in a fire already.