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a sondheim disco fever dream. with vampires.
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Everybody thinks 'https://' stands for 'hypertext transfer protocol secure' but it actually stands for 'head to this place, sucka' followed by a colon and two laser sounds
January 13, 2026 at 8:17 PM
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I feel seen
January 10, 2026 at 8:06 AM
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January 10, 2026 at 2:36 PM
January 9, 2026 at 7:34 PM
anyway “he wanted to say” destroyed me as always, i’ll never be okay again etc
January 9, 2026 at 3:31 PM
joshua henry the man you are
January 9, 2026 at 3:28 PM
the ragtime cast recording is EVERYTHING
January 9, 2026 at 3:24 PM
i don’t know what heated rivalry is and at this point i’m afraid to ask
January 7, 2026 at 2:19 PM
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Just watched the new Knives Out and I think it's really important you know that the scene in the Seminary's Gym is filmed in the same place Rick Astley filmed the music video for Never Gonna Give You Up.

I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
December 29, 2025 at 1:11 PM
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my favorite meme for this time of the year
December 28, 2025 at 10:14 PM
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im gonna tell the heffalumps and woozles what you did
December 28, 2025 at 3:16 AM
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December 27, 2025 at 6:27 PM
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i had to drop what i was doing to make this
December 23, 2025 at 3:59 PM
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"Fuck canon" has its virtues as an interpretive stance, but you've gotta know what the canon is before you can fuck it.
December 21, 2025 at 7:56 AM
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ACT ONE ELPHABA: comrades we must resist the entrenched genocidal fascism of the current regime

ACT TWO ELPHABA: give me those fucking shoes
December 21, 2025 at 1:35 AM
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All three seasons of #TheNewsreader starring Anna Torv and Sam Reid are now streaming on Netflix UK!

🔗: www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/tv/the-...
December 20, 2025 at 8:04 PM
not the lights of broadway cards releasing a surprise new set with a bunch of ragtime cards to simultaneously make my christmas and bankrupt me 💩
December 18, 2025 at 11:56 PM
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Golden rule always put ya best guy on the fascists.
December 18, 2025 at 10:13 PM
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Photographer Christopher Anderson on the Vanity Fair photoshoot
December 18, 2025 at 12:31 AM
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December 16, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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sometimes I will reluctantly reply to a bunch of overdue emails and I hear the voices of my ancestors over my shoulder like "if the flat glowing demon offends your honour, why not cast it aside"
December 17, 2025 at 12:16 AM
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nothing can put a bigger smile on my face than reading that Microsoft has to scale back its AI ambitions because NOBODY uses copilot.
December 15, 2025 at 10:40 AM
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This entire weekend
December 15, 2025 at 3:58 AM
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I'm giving out this star, so get it while you can folks
December 14, 2025 at 12:54 PM
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Hey Millennials, you should congratulate Gen Alpha on their first successful kill
December 13, 2025 at 5:12 PM