Derek
@totallycraigjones.bsky.social
Sometimes I forget that I’m an adult with a science degree
February 14, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Sometimes I forget that I’m an adult with a science degree
“Did you just dap up my ass”
February 14, 2025 at 4:00 AM
“Did you just dap up my ass”
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jesus shit i should have been a cowboy
February 13, 2025 at 12:35 AM
jesus shit i should have been a cowboy
Bf is making fun of me because I won’t let them punch me in the dick
February 10, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Bf is making fun of me because I won’t let them punch me in the dick
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Women want me. Fish fear me. Fish want me. Women fear me. Women are fish, fish are fish. Phylogenetically, all vertebrates are fish.
February 8, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Women want me. Fish fear me. Fish want me. Women fear me. Women are fish, fish are fish. Phylogenetically, all vertebrates are fish.
I’m kind of supposed to be saving money, but an investment in a fire ass jacket is an investment for the FUTURE so actually I’m so smart
February 8, 2025 at 4:12 PM
I’m kind of supposed to be saving money, but an investment in a fire ass jacket is an investment for the FUTURE so actually I’m so smart
I’ve perfected my Instagram algorithm. Most of my explore page is just ocean creatures and shitposts
February 5, 2025 at 6:05 PM
I’ve perfected my Instagram algorithm. Most of my explore page is just ocean creatures and shitposts
“You listen to, like, indie white boy beach music” - @gaycefairy.bsky.social
January 31, 2025 at 3:02 PM
“You listen to, like, indie white boy beach music” - @gaycefairy.bsky.social
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Really disappointing loot drop
January 30, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Really disappointing loot drop
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Women love me. Fish love me. I do my best to care for all creatures and even when I fail they see my efforts
January 30, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Women love me. Fish love me. I do my best to care for all creatures and even when I fail they see my efforts
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packing this into a 12ga shotgun shell and seasoning my brains across the ceiling with PAULA DEEN® silly salt
January 29, 2025 at 1:44 PM
packing this into a 12ga shotgun shell and seasoning my brains across the ceiling with PAULA DEEN® silly salt
I looked at this with my eyes unfocused and thought it was that one Free Throw album
January 26, 2025 at 4:50 AM
I looked at this with my eyes unfocused and thought it was that one Free Throw album
Spent more time driving to work than I spent clocked in yesterday 👍👍
January 25, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Spent more time driving to work than I spent clocked in yesterday 👍👍
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Here is my son and his mango.
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January 24, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Here is my son and his mango.
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Accidentally referred to the gym parking lot as the “barking lot”
January 23, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Accidentally referred to the gym parking lot as the “barking lot”