Mandy. Turkey Queen.
@totallymandygts03.bsky.social
22. Future Teacher. Mostly just silly GTS and shrinking scenarios along with a few actual thoughts. Bra rants. That pale girl in class. It's kinda my thing.
BONUS: Account now includes rants about the Chicago Bears
BONUS: Account now includes rants about the Chicago Bears
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_If you were not aware, there are a whole lot of women, myself included, who can pretty much only buy bras made in Poland or the UK. This is not because we are fancy, but because American bra companies are extremely limited in size range._
incels don't care
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incels don't care
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Uh-Oh! Are The Trump Tariffs Canceling Boobs?
A whole lot of American women can only wear European bras.
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I've been worrying about this more and more. Literally no US companies sell my bra size and my bras are already ridiculously expensive! 😭
And yes, I don't order my bras online from the UK (or Poland) because I want to. I do it because I HAVE to!
And there's plenty of other women in the same boat!
And yes, I don't order my bras online from the UK (or Poland) because I want to. I do it because I HAVE to!
And there's plenty of other women in the same boat!
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There is something incredibly uncomfortable about a Lions – Packers game on Thanksgiving where both teams are good. Unsettling, really.
November 27, 2025 at 6:09 PM
There is something incredibly uncomfortable about a Lions – Packers game on Thanksgiving where both teams are good. Unsettling, really.
The sweatshirt says everything that needs to be said. Happy Thanksgiving everyone! 🙂
November 27, 2025 at 3:25 PM
The sweatshirt says everything that needs to be said. Happy Thanksgiving everyone! 🙂
40% off on bras that will never in a million years fit me?! How could I possibly pass this up?! 🙄
November 27, 2025 at 3:16 PM
40% off on bras that will never in a million years fit me?! How could I possibly pass this up?! 🙄
Very warm but lightweight hoodie. My favorite thing to wear around the house! Happy almost Thanksgiving! 🙂
November 26, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Very warm but lightweight hoodie. My favorite thing to wear around the house! Happy almost Thanksgiving! 🙂
Possibly hot take but if you refuse to vaccinate your child for a preventable illness (barring situations where it would be unsafe for the child to receive the vaccine for medical reasons) and that child dies of that illness, there should be harsh consequences for the parents/guardians.
Unbelievable.
Very few things piss me off more than anti-vax morons killing their children.
Very few things piss me off more than anti-vax morons killing their children.
November 26, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Possibly hot take but if you refuse to vaccinate your child for a preventable illness (barring situations where it would be unsafe for the child to receive the vaccine for medical reasons) and that child dies of that illness, there should be harsh consequences for the parents/guardians.
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More than one thing can be true at a time. The Trump regime blaming Biden for everything is ridiculous AND the Biden administration could’ve done more to prevent us from being in this situation right now.
November 25, 2025 at 2:34 PM
More than one thing can be true at a time. The Trump regime blaming Biden for everything is ridiculous AND the Biden administration could’ve done more to prevent us from being in this situation right now.
Tuesday. Sharing this bra again because it's too cute to not share twice.
November 25, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Tuesday. Sharing this bra again because it's too cute to not share twice.
My hottest take is that bacon is just OK.
I rarely eat it and it's definitely not for health reasons because I eat unhealthy food fairly often. Lol. It's just the taste is...meh
I rarely eat it and it's definitely not for health reasons because I eat unhealthy food fairly often. Lol. It's just the taste is...meh
November 25, 2025 at 5:31 PM
My hottest take is that bacon is just OK.
I rarely eat it and it's definitely not for health reasons because I eat unhealthy food fairly often. Lol. It's just the taste is...meh
I rarely eat it and it's definitely not for health reasons because I eat unhealthy food fairly often. Lol. It's just the taste is...meh
Yeah. I eat peanut butter directly out of the jar with a spoon. Don't you dare judge me! 😆
November 25, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Yeah. I eat peanut butter directly out of the jar with a spoon. Don't you dare judge me! 😆
Just gonna say it...kisses from guys with beards are better! 😊
November 25, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Just gonna say it...kisses from guys with beards are better! 😊
Going to buy a shrinky today. My last one got...lost
It's so fun looking down at them as they stand around all embarrassed in their little cages. I love how they try to run away from my hand as I reach in to pick them up for a closer look.
If I'm paying good money I want a cute pet! #sizesky
It's so fun looking down at them as they stand around all embarrassed in their little cages. I love how they try to run away from my hand as I reach in to pick them up for a closer look.
If I'm paying good money I want a cute pet! #sizesky
November 25, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Going to buy a shrinky today. My last one got...lost
It's so fun looking down at them as they stand around all embarrassed in their little cages. I love how they try to run away from my hand as I reach in to pick them up for a closer look.
If I'm paying good money I want a cute pet! #sizesky
It's so fun looking down at them as they stand around all embarrassed in their little cages. I love how they try to run away from my hand as I reach in to pick them up for a closer look.
If I'm paying good money I want a cute pet! #sizesky
No class this week means more time in bed! I'm going back to sleep people! 😁
November 25, 2025 at 1:58 PM
No class this week means more time in bed! I'm going back to sleep people! 😁
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Bra shopping is absolutely abysmal once you go past a certain size. Because people will be like oh, go to this store, it's inclusive. And they still won't have your size. Which makes you feel like shit.
November 24, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Bra shopping is absolutely abysmal once you go past a certain size. Because people will be like oh, go to this store, it's inclusive. And they still won't have your size. Which makes you feel like shit.
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short women are great bc when you hug them you just give them a face full of boob
i have resigned my fate to being boob hug giver and not boob hug reciver
there are ways to rectifty this through advanced stilt technology but that front is yet to be explored
i have resigned my fate to being boob hug giver and not boob hug reciver
there are ways to rectifty this through advanced stilt technology but that front is yet to be explored
November 24, 2025 at 1:28 AM
short women are great bc when you hug them you just give them a face full of boob
i have resigned my fate to being boob hug giver and not boob hug reciver
there are ways to rectifty this through advanced stilt technology but that front is yet to be explored
i have resigned my fate to being boob hug giver and not boob hug reciver
there are ways to rectifty this through advanced stilt technology but that front is yet to be explored
Still can't fall back asleep so I might as well get some laundry done.
November 23, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Still can't fall back asleep so I might as well get some laundry done.
Stopping by my mom's house later today because I never really cleaned out my bedroom when I moved out so there's still tons of clothes in there that she wants me to get rid of. I don't mind doing it and it is my mess but my mom also wants me to watch the Bears game with her and she's intense. 😅
November 23, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Stopping by my mom's house later today because I never really cleaned out my bedroom when I moved out so there's still tons of clothes in there that she wants me to get rid of. I don't mind doing it and it is my mess but my mom also wants me to watch the Bears game with her and she's intense. 😅
Straight but wanna cuddle with a woman RN. Also, why am I awake so early on a Sunday?!
November 23, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Straight but wanna cuddle with a woman RN. Also, why am I awake so early on a Sunday?!
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Stop abusing athletes because you lost a bet
Now let’s hear from the sponsor of today’s broadcast, DraftKings
Now let’s hear from the sponsor of today’s broadcast, DraftKings
November 22, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Stop abusing athletes because you lost a bet
Now let’s hear from the sponsor of today’s broadcast, DraftKings
Now let’s hear from the sponsor of today’s broadcast, DraftKings
Class done. Short staffed at the place I bartend and they're apparently swamped so I'm heading in for a few hours. Gonna be a late night!
November 21, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Class done. Short staffed at the place I bartend and they're apparently swamped so I'm heading in for a few hours. Gonna be a late night!
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Is it sexist if I point out that men often have terrible handwriting?
November 18, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Is it sexist if I point out that men often have terrible handwriting?
Tuesday! Like my third verification since it was asked for. 2 birds 1 stone! 😁
November 18, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Tuesday! Like my third verification since it was asked for. 2 birds 1 stone! 😁
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Four things every Giantess wants to hear. 🥰💙💗💖
"Uhh... she's getting pretty big!" 😧
"And doesn't seem to be stopping!" 😳
"Her growth is accelerating!" 😨
"We have to evacuate the city!" 😱
"Uhh... she's getting pretty big!" 😧
"And doesn't seem to be stopping!" 😳
"Her growth is accelerating!" 😨
"We have to evacuate the city!" 😱
November 17, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Four things every Giantess wants to hear. 🥰💙💗💖
"Uhh... she's getting pretty big!" 😧
"And doesn't seem to be stopping!" 😳
"Her growth is accelerating!" 😨
"We have to evacuate the city!" 😱
"Uhh... she's getting pretty big!" 😧
"And doesn't seem to be stopping!" 😳
"Her growth is accelerating!" 😨
"We have to evacuate the city!" 😱
I think what will always confuse me as a former high school "athlete" is seeing the same folks who shit on women's sports constantly now pretending to actually care. And you can tell they never cared before because they're just NOW thinking women are getting hurt playing sports...like everyone can..
This is a single example and there are plenty more; how many women need to be injured before you care more about women’s safety than men’s hurt feelings?
nypost.com/2024/12/17/u...
nypost.com/2024/12/17/u...
Exclusive | Volleyball player ‘fights for truth’ after being severely injured by trans opponent: ‘If only my rights had been more important than a man’s feelings’
“It was 100% avoidable, if only my rights as a female athlete had been more important than a man’s feelings,” Payton McNabb said.
nypost.com
November 16, 2025 at 2:47 PM
I think what will always confuse me as a former high school "athlete" is seeing the same folks who shit on women's sports constantly now pretending to actually care. And you can tell they never cared before because they're just NOW thinking women are getting hurt playing sports...like everyone can..
New bra arrived today. It's basically a holiday for me! 😄
November 15, 2025 at 6:19 PM
New bra arrived today. It's basically a holiday for me! 😄