Toxic Coffee
toxikcoffee.bsky.social
Toxic Coffee
@toxikcoffee.bsky.social
He/They

I don't like to consider people online as "friends", just "acquaintances". Professional writer. Roleplayer, gamer, and autistic dreamer.
Hey @cyborking.bsky.social , we used to roleplay together. You might be interested! (I recommend Lusternia in particular)
January 31, 2026 at 11:24 PM
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So Many Amendments Should Have Already Been Made To Our Constitution….
August 11, 2025 at 3:25 PM
@vivziepop.bsky.social

Have you by any chance ever heard this banger by Divide Music?

youtu.be/wPAVXQNvcH0?...
ALASTOR SONG | "Let's See A Smile" | Divide Music [Hazbin Hotel]
YouTube video by Divide Music
youtu.be
August 5, 2025 at 2:28 PM
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👇💯
May 1, 2025 at 4:23 PM
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May 2, 2025 at 5:22 AM
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BREAKING: Tesla stock, $TSLA, begins to plunge, falling over -4% in overnight trading, as WSJ reports that the company’s board of directors has opened a search for a new CEO to succeed the widely despised Elon Musk…👇

See, good things come to those who wait, after all.

Elon. Is. Toxic.

Enjoy. 😎✨
May 1, 2025 at 7:46 AM
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May 1, 2025 at 6:55 PM
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The next novel has begun
May 1, 2025 at 11:53 PM
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February 20, 2025 at 8:56 PM
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🚨🚨🚨
PSA- Gov. Braun has banned the distribution of the Imagination Station books in Indiana.

For those who do not know, Imagination Station is a program started by Dolly Parton which provides a free book each month to children from 0-5.

1/2
February 20, 2025 at 12:36 PM
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Report: You Live In An Embarrassing Country
Report: You Live In An Embarrassing Country
WASHINGTON—According to a new report published Wednesday by the Pew Research Center, you live in a deeply embarrassing and barely functional country. “Our latest research and statistical analysis show...
theonion.com
February 20, 2025 at 7:50 PM
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In future generations, when your children and grandchildren look back on this moment, they are not going to ask about the price of eggs. They are going to ask you what you did. Not what you felt. Not what you paid. But what you did. And I want to be able to say I did everything I possibly could.
February 20, 2025 at 11:37 PM
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No, but if you’re looking for one, I am aware of a guy you work with that was indicted four times and convicted of thirty-four felonies.
February 20, 2025 at 8:04 PM
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February 5, 2025 at 1:21 AM
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The cognitive dissonance of getting up every morning and making coffee and walking the dog and going to meetings and answering emails and wondering what to make for dinner while there is a real live actual coup d’etat happening is BONKERS
February 4, 2025 at 6:39 PM
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So............ I have to teach about the U.S. Constitution today to an introductory level class.

How on earth am I supposed to pretend everything is just working normally?

Answer: I'm not going to pretend. I'm telling it like it is.
February 5, 2025 at 3:05 PM
February 3, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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February 1, 2025 at 10:46 AM
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If you are a federal worker being offered a buyout, I would advise against taking it.

Of course, this is a personal decision for everyone and it’s your choice.

But these offers are a rush job. The legality is questionable and this admin does not keep to its word.

They aren’t firing for a reason.
January 30, 2025 at 6:02 PM
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i just cannot get over how much the administration’s response to the crash shows a profound disrespect for the lives of the people they are supposed to serve
January 31, 2025 at 3:15 AM
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January 31, 2025 at 11:54 AM
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Corporate US media won’t cover it but there are currently MASSIVE protests underway in Germany against the far right. 👏
January 31, 2025 at 2:48 PM
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Both only want money.
January 25, 2025 at 1:46 PM