Toya
@toyakay.bsky.social
Coram Deo.Pluviophile.Body Mechanic. I'm here for the jokes. 🇯🇲
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I hate ironing. Need me a good WFH job
January 22, 2025 at 4:10 AM
I hate ironing. Need me a good WFH job
His name is Joseph and he can't find his coat?
Hilarious
Hilarious
January 22, 2025 at 1:19 PM
His name is Joseph and he can't find his coat?
Hilarious
Hilarious
Did E*l*n just do what I think he did?
January 20, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Did E*l*n just do what I think he did?
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There is no better time than right now to abandon Twitter.
Make it useless. Worthless.
Make it useless. Worthless.
January 5, 2025 at 3:02 PM
There is no better time than right now to abandon Twitter.
Make it useless. Worthless.
Make it useless. Worthless.
This is what happens when you follow old fren sigh
Bamboozled into a Herbalife shake party. Jesus help me
January 5, 2025 at 12:35 AM
This is what happens when you follow old fren sigh
Bamboozled into a Herbalife shake party. Jesus help me
January 5, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Bamboozled into a Herbalife shake party. Jesus help me
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Norwegian newspaper VG reports that Gjert Ingebrigtsen will stand trial in 2025 for the physical and mental abuse toward his kids.
A big revelation is Jakob Ingebrigtsen provided testimony to investigators that he was punched & kicked on several occasions by his father.
www.vg.no/sport/i/OoaG...
A big revelation is Jakob Ingebrigtsen provided testimony to investigators that he was punched & kicked on several occasions by his father.
www.vg.no/sport/i/OoaG...
November 29, 2024 at 12:34 PM
Norwegian newspaper VG reports that Gjert Ingebrigtsen will stand trial in 2025 for the physical and mental abuse toward his kids.
A big revelation is Jakob Ingebrigtsen provided testimony to investigators that he was punched & kicked on several occasions by his father.
www.vg.no/sport/i/OoaG...
A big revelation is Jakob Ingebrigtsen provided testimony to investigators that he was punched & kicked on several occasions by his father.
www.vg.no/sport/i/OoaG...
They're not even performing well 😭
November 22, 2024 at 10:06 PM
They're not even performing well 😭
Finding out I bought shares in a company I secretly dislike wasn't on my bingo card
Idr doing that
Idr doing that
November 22, 2024 at 10:05 PM
Finding out I bought shares in a company I secretly dislike wasn't on my bingo card
Idr doing that
Idr doing that
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what’s whitney houston’s favourite type of coordination?
HAAAAND EYEEEE
HAAAAND EYEEEE
November 20, 2024 at 2:04 PM
what’s whitney houston’s favourite type of coordination?
HAAAAND EYEEEE
HAAAAND EYEEEE
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In case you know anyone on a speech therapist’s waitlist! Also offering home visits outside of Kingston and St. Catherine for the Month of December. Limited out of town slots available so first come first serve 💙🫶🏾🌻
November 20, 2024 at 4:13 PM
In case you know anyone on a speech therapist’s waitlist! Also offering home visits outside of Kingston and St. Catherine for the Month of December. Limited out of town slots available so first come first serve 💙🫶🏾🌻
I thought the new Jaguar logo was satire.
November 20, 2024 at 5:48 PM
I thought the new Jaguar logo was satire.
The Nanny, Friends, Big Bang Theory, Bob's Burger.
Do you have a comfort programme? Something that you've watched loads before but you go back to when you need something familiar to watch?
November 20, 2024 at 1:28 AM
The Nanny, Friends, Big Bang Theory, Bob's Burger.
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Young People if you know any persons 60+ please assist with onboarding them with the National Council for Senior Citizens!!!
Please me a beg onuh!!!
Services Offered:
1) SENIOR CITIZENS ID CARD: A valid ID than can be used to access discounted fares on JUTC plus discounts from other businesses.
Please me a beg onuh!!!
Services Offered:
1) SENIOR CITIZENS ID CARD: A valid ID than can be used to access discounted fares on JUTC plus discounts from other businesses.
November 19, 2024 at 5:00 PM
Young People if you know any persons 60+ please assist with onboarding them with the National Council for Senior Citizens!!!
Please me a beg onuh!!!
Services Offered:
1) SENIOR CITIZENS ID CARD: A valid ID than can be used to access discounted fares on JUTC plus discounts from other businesses.
Please me a beg onuh!!!
Services Offered:
1) SENIOR CITIZENS ID CARD: A valid ID than can be used to access discounted fares on JUTC plus discounts from other businesses.
Say less.
The bad news: Many people don’t get enough iron in their diet.
The good news: One ounce of dark chocolate has 3.37 mg of iron
Ladies, that’s 5.5 ounces a day that you clearly need.
Sorry guys, you’ll get your daily allotment with 2.5.
The good news: One ounce of dark chocolate has 3.37 mg of iron
Ladies, that’s 5.5 ounces a day that you clearly need.
Sorry guys, you’ll get your daily allotment with 2.5.
November 19, 2024 at 3:57 AM
Say less.
I need to speak to someone about this season of 90 day fiance
November 17, 2024 at 10:48 PM
I need to speak to someone about this season of 90 day fiance
🤣🤣🤣
Shout out to Abel, world record holder for being dead the longest
November 17, 2024 at 2:53 AM
🤣🤣🤣
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thank god I love to post so moving here has not been hard or confusing I just love to talk to myself and can do so anywhere
November 16, 2024 at 5:06 PM
thank god I love to post so moving here has not been hard or confusing I just love to talk to myself and can do so anywhere
" I have a biting fixation "
We know Mike, we know 😭😭😭
We know Mike, we know 😭😭😭
November 16, 2024 at 5:37 AM
" I have a biting fixation "
We know Mike, we know 😭😭😭
We know Mike, we know 😭😭😭
I'm happy Mike made it through all 8 rounds.
November 16, 2024 at 5:36 AM
I'm happy Mike made it through all 8 rounds.
Mike mi bwoy, mi nuh know
November 16, 2024 at 5:24 AM
Mike mi bwoy, mi nuh know