Neil banging out the tunes ~

i don’t think i have the ability to relax

the fact that jojo siwa still thinks she’s the CEO of gay pop has me CACKLING like girl pls be infinitely more fr with me right now

every day i am reminded that i have to work for basically the rest of my life and i feel terribly about it

Actually, in France male athletes wear jacquestraps to protect their oui ouis

who wants to kiss on the lips

what’s it like to be able to be social on ur days off of work instead of being a shell of a human being because u used all ur social energy and spoons working?
I had so much i wanted to get done today and yet i did not do fucking any of it!

Here are some nice mushrooms

i don’t smoke cigs or nicotine at all but wow sometimes do i rlly want one

please stop calling it an echo chamber

— me, to my gynecologist

Noise canceling headphones.
Fear canceling goggles.
Emotion canceling ice cream.

i think chappell roan should be an even meaner lesbian in 2025