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how many freudians does it take to change a light boob?
January 11, 2025 at 7:09 PM
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ME: What’s in the bag?
FRIEND: A bicycle helmet for my kid.
ME: When I was a kid, we didn’t wear helmets, and we turned out just fine.
FRIEND: Well, you know-
ME: When I was a kid, we didn’t wear helmets, and we turned out just fine.
FRIEND: ...
ME: What’s in the bag?
December 5, 2024 at 5:55 PM
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I take off my blindfold. Before me is a gory tableau of death and destruction, bodies strewn across the landscape. The piñata is unscathed.
June 9, 2023 at 12:41 PM
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A list of bands in order of efficacy:

3. Placebo
2. The Cure
1. Prevention
November 22, 2024 at 12:05 PM