baby plum
@troubledepartment.bsky.social
I'm just shitposting before my family finds me
@thisisnotbenji.bsky.social i didn't know you knew how to consistently use social media damn
February 4, 2026 at 5:37 AM
@thisisnotbenji.bsky.social i didn't know you knew how to consistently use social media damn
every once in a a while i consider going back to posting my ass on instagram but i also do not want men to get to experience my ass so like
an older man in a red shirt says guess i 'll die with his hands outstretched
ALT: an older man in a red shirt says guess i 'll die with his hands outstretched
media.tenor.com
February 4, 2026 at 5:27 AM
every once in a a while i consider going back to posting my ass on instagram but i also do not want men to get to experience my ass so like
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call me dale earnhardt the way i keep going left till i die
January 22, 2026 at 3:51 AM
call me dale earnhardt the way i keep going left till i die
we should be more concerned about crabs taking over the fucking world
September 21, 2023 at 5:02 AM
we should be more concerned about crabs taking over the fucking world
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is anyone else weirdly horny for John Oliver's impression of Shrek
September 12, 2023 at 4:13 PM
is anyone else weirdly horny for John Oliver's impression of Shrek
can someone mail me some 505 green chile salsa pls
September 12, 2023 at 5:23 AM
can someone mail me some 505 green chile salsa pls
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Me, flirting: *waiting for you to flirt with me*
August 16, 2023 at 12:18 AM
Me, flirting: *waiting for you to flirt with me*
does anyone here know what fossils taste like? Asking for a friend
September 12, 2023 at 4:51 AM
does anyone here know what fossils taste like? Asking for a friend
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shitposting before They Find Me
September 12, 2023 at 4:39 AM
shitposting before They Find Me
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Introducing Boilet, the FIRST toilet that keeps the bowl water at a perfect 100 degrees Celsius
September 11, 2023 at 10:45 PM
Introducing Boilet, the FIRST toilet that keeps the bowl water at a perfect 100 degrees Celsius
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are we still calling them skeets i hope so
September 12, 2023 at 2:14 AM
are we still calling them skeets i hope so
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Young people are always like “he’s got rizz!” and “tiktok!!” and “I’ve never known life without Patriot Act surveillance!!”
September 12, 2023 at 2:04 AM
Young people are always like “he’s got rizz!” and “tiktok!!” and “I’ve never known life without Patriot Act surveillance!!”