just heard someone in the stall next to me say "going loud" into like a walkie talkie and then just start blasting ass
January 6, 2026 at 3:43 AM
just heard someone in the stall next to me say "going loud" into like a walkie talkie and then just start blasting ass
getting a little buddhist with it is great, being able to "this too shall pass" your way out of doing some shit that will get you fired because too much bullshit has happened at work has really improved my quality of life
December 9, 2025 at 5:13 AM
getting a little buddhist with it is great, being able to "this too shall pass" your way out of doing some shit that will get you fired because too much bullshit has happened at work has really improved my quality of life
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if you are an artist your compatriots are the people that make food and the people that make porno
Saw someone saying you shouldn't interact with NSFW accounts online if your account isn't also purely NSFW and FUCK THAT BULLSHIT.
They can adjust their settings to avoid nudes and porn. You do whatever the fuck you want to do you freaks 😘💙
They can adjust their settings to avoid nudes and porn. You do whatever the fuck you want to do you freaks 😘💙
December 9, 2025 at 3:49 AM
if you are an artist your compatriots are the people that make food and the people that make porno
im taking cindy lee in the friend divorce
November 8, 2025 at 4:33 AM
im taking cindy lee in the friend divorce
childhood is when you idolize killer mike. adulthood is when you realize el-p makes more sense
August 9, 2025 at 6:13 PM
childhood is when you idolize killer mike. adulthood is when you realize el-p makes more sense
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look pal, i ain't your brother and i ain't never been in no Christ
July 30, 2025 at 9:44 PM
look pal, i ain't your brother and i ain't never been in no Christ
that srabble-balatro hybrid got me fucked up
July 24, 2025 at 8:25 AM
that srabble-balatro hybrid got me fucked up
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Y'all know who I mean
July 22, 2025 at 6:31 AM
Y'all know who I mean
ecologists and climate scientists be like: we need jungles, im afraid
July 21, 2025 at 6:29 PM
ecologists and climate scientists be like: we need jungles, im afraid
remembered the protagonist of i am legend being psychologically tormented by sexy vampire women doing hot girl poses at him through his window, and then was struck by how, in light of the reveal of the ending, these women were performing acts of immense courage
July 20, 2025 at 5:12 AM
remembered the protagonist of i am legend being psychologically tormented by sexy vampire women doing hot girl poses at him through his window, and then was struck by how, in light of the reveal of the ending, these women were performing acts of immense courage
putting my two weeks notice in on october 15th with my given reason being "i take halloween really seriously"
July 19, 2025 at 2:18 AM
putting my two weeks notice in on october 15th with my given reason being "i take halloween really seriously"
it sucks that deleting apps off you phone helps a lot actually
July 19, 2025 at 2:13 AM
it sucks that deleting apps off you phone helps a lot actually
sometimes jobs get easier over time
May 15, 2025 at 4:54 AM
sometimes jobs get easier over time
how do i get out of food service hell
March 16, 2025 at 10:37 AM
how do i get out of food service hell
hannibal is just evil frasier
January 30, 2025 at 10:31 PM
hannibal is just evil frasier