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🍮 苞溢 bao’s yap acct 🍦 20↑ 🍢 any pronouns 🍘 go to @turtlebaos.bsky.social for translations etc.
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this is part of my secret agenda to make everyone become a translator
i should honk my horn at other drivers more liberally instead of just taking it like a dumbass doormat
December 12, 2025 at 3:34 AM
i should honk my horn at other drivers more liberally instead of just taking it like a dumbass doormat
stress so bad i'm using my planner again 💯
December 12, 2025 at 3:31 AM
stress so bad i'm using my planner again 💯
listened to addison rae's album and only a couple songs stood out. strongest was "fame is a gun" and "life's no fun through clear waters" was very interesting. "diet pepsi" is a lana del rey imitation. i liked parts of "headphones on" but some of the lyrics made me grimace...
December 12, 2025 at 12:00 AM
listened to addison rae's album and only a couple songs stood out. strongest was "fame is a gun" and "life's no fun through clear waters" was very interesting. "diet pepsi" is a lana del rey imitation. i liked parts of "headphones on" but some of the lyrics made me grimace...
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An absolutely incredibly pull quote that should inspire every decent human to prove them wrong.
(For those unfamiliar, it’s a visual novel/tactical RPG/board game with 100 endings and roughly 60 novels worth of text.)
(For those unfamiliar, it’s a visual novel/tactical RPG/board game with 100 endings and roughly 60 novels worth of text.)
December 9, 2025 at 8:14 PM
An absolutely incredibly pull quote that should inspire every decent human to prove them wrong.
(For those unfamiliar, it’s a visual novel/tactical RPG/board game with 100 endings and roughly 60 novels worth of text.)
(For those unfamiliar, it’s a visual novel/tactical RPG/board game with 100 endings and roughly 60 novels worth of text.)
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It’s been two weeks since ICE took Yuanxin Zheng from his father. He is six years old. He’s still not home. This has to end.
December 10, 2025 at 10:32 PM
It’s been two weeks since ICE took Yuanxin Zheng from his father. He is six years old. He’s still not home. This has to end.
turns out skimping on sugar while cooking makes food taste less good...
December 9, 2025 at 11:28 PM
turns out skimping on sugar while cooking makes food taste less good...
genuinely why does my stomach growl so bad every time i go to calc class. scientifically what is the reason
December 9, 2025 at 9:29 PM
genuinely why does my stomach growl so bad every time i go to calc class. scientifically what is the reason
i read so many books this year bc it correlates with my declining mental state
December 9, 2025 at 5:58 PM
i read so many books this year bc it correlates with my declining mental state
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✨i'm bringing new things to doujima mini this weekend✨
suntec hall 405 / 13 and 14 dec 2025
will be boothing with @kitozune.bsky.social and @joandeartz.bsky.social at booth 35!
#DOUMINI2025 #doujimamini #bg3 #starwars #dragonage
suntec hall 405 / 13 and 14 dec 2025
will be boothing with @kitozune.bsky.social and @joandeartz.bsky.social at booth 35!
#DOUMINI2025 #doujimamini #bg3 #starwars #dragonage
December 9, 2025 at 10:07 AM
✨i'm bringing new things to doujima mini this weekend✨
suntec hall 405 / 13 and 14 dec 2025
will be boothing with @kitozune.bsky.social and @joandeartz.bsky.social at booth 35!
#DOUMINI2025 #doujimamini #bg3 #starwars #dragonage
suntec hall 405 / 13 and 14 dec 2025
will be boothing with @kitozune.bsky.social and @joandeartz.bsky.social at booth 35!
#DOUMINI2025 #doujimamini #bg3 #starwars #dragonage
we need ai deprogramming so fucking bad
December 7, 2025 at 7:54 AM
we need ai deprogramming so fucking bad
trying to set up 2026 for success....please pray for my adhd to get properly treated it CANNOT continue like this 😭😭😭
December 5, 2025 at 10:01 PM
trying to set up 2026 for success....please pray for my adhd to get properly treated it CANNOT continue like this 😭😭😭
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take this with a big grain of salt because I could be misremembering but I remember reading a Pokémon translator saying he translated a line as "soft, loamy soil" to teach kids a new word and he was right. I did learn what loamy meant from Pokémon in fact
there is almost no feedback I will reflexively ignore as a game developer but “you shouldn’t name something X because people don’t know that word” is one of them. oh no! You might learn a new word! God forbid you take away a piece of knowledge from a game that’s not a brand of gun or some shit lol
November 25, 2025 at 11:25 AM
take this with a big grain of salt because I could be misremembering but I remember reading a Pokémon translator saying he translated a line as "soft, loamy soil" to teach kids a new word and he was right. I did learn what loamy meant from Pokémon in fact
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Woah!
Ontario passed a law starting Jan 2026 that it is illegal for companies to ghost you.
If you have interviewed for a job they are legally required to inform you if they hire someone else or close the position.
The law also requires salary transparency on listings and disclosing use of AI
Ontario passed a law starting Jan 2026 that it is illegal for companies to ghost you.
If you have interviewed for a job they are legally required to inform you if they hire someone else or close the position.
The law also requires salary transparency on listings and disclosing use of AI
November 24, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Woah!
Ontario passed a law starting Jan 2026 that it is illegal for companies to ghost you.
If you have interviewed for a job they are legally required to inform you if they hire someone else or close the position.
The law also requires salary transparency on listings and disclosing use of AI
Ontario passed a law starting Jan 2026 that it is illegal for companies to ghost you.
If you have interviewed for a job they are legally required to inform you if they hire someone else or close the position.
The law also requires salary transparency on listings and disclosing use of AI
somehow shocked to relearn this every time but turns out when you get to take your meds regularly you feel better
November 23, 2025 at 7:35 PM
somehow shocked to relearn this every time but turns out when you get to take your meds regularly you feel better
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People don’t talk about it, but The Long Goodbye is the benchmark for “proper use of a grocery store in a movie”
November 19, 2025 at 6:19 PM
People don’t talk about it, but The Long Goodbye is the benchmark for “proper use of a grocery store in a movie”
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an interesting side effect of “yuri” overtaking “femslash” in the internet lexicon is you have people talking about yuri that haven’t read 1 japanese GL comic (yuri)
November 19, 2025 at 6:37 PM
an interesting side effect of “yuri” overtaking “femslash” in the internet lexicon is you have people talking about yuri that haven’t read 1 japanese GL comic (yuri)
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"ICE is grabbing people from the streets who aren't even undocumented or don't have criminal records at all" babe i don't think there is a group of people ICE should be grabbing people off the streets in the first place
November 19, 2025 at 1:54 AM
"ICE is grabbing people from the streets who aren't even undocumented or don't have criminal records at all" babe i don't think there is a group of people ICE should be grabbing people off the streets in the first place
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Chicago has had one 9/11 worth of people disappeared since the attacks began in September. Los Angeles has had two 9/11s since June.
November 18, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Chicago has had one 9/11 worth of people disappeared since the attacks began in September. Los Angeles has had two 9/11s since June.
last time i went to the american grocery store i got duped into buying the most dogshit variety of laoganma
November 17, 2025 at 11:35 PM
last time i went to the american grocery store i got duped into buying the most dogshit variety of laoganma
they should invent a healthcare that lets me get treated for everything without worrying about money lol i'm losing it
November 17, 2025 at 10:47 PM
they should invent a healthcare that lets me get treated for everything without worrying about money lol i'm losing it
the red flag that never fails me is when a white guy randomly brings up china into a conversation that had nothing to do with china
November 17, 2025 at 4:58 PM
the red flag that never fails me is when a white guy randomly brings up china into a conversation that had nothing to do with china
it took so long to cook dinner that i'm no longer hungry
November 17, 2025 at 2:17 AM
it took so long to cook dinner that i'm no longer hungry
they're replacing traffic lights around me with new ones that have yellower green-lights and it's tilting me every time i see it bc less contrast between the colors = 1 second more delay to process......
November 16, 2025 at 6:38 AM
they're replacing traffic lights around me with new ones that have yellower green-lights and it's tilting me every time i see it bc less contrast between the colors = 1 second more delay to process......