Twanzio
@twanzio.bsky.social
Ranting, raving, soapboxing, and poorly formulated (and generally inebriated) evaluations, theories, and observations that I hope my family never sees.
Listening to Read The Room by The Smile and absolutely grooving in my living room while eating leftover eggplant noodles and evaluating my lot in life and brothers and sisters: All signs point to yes
November 17, 2025 at 6:53 AM
Listening to Read The Room by The Smile and absolutely grooving in my living room while eating leftover eggplant noodles and evaluating my lot in life and brothers and sisters: All signs point to yes
If you try to claim two machines at the gym by leaving your crap on one while you work the other you're not being smart you're being an asshole
November 16, 2025 at 9:35 PM
If you try to claim two machines at the gym by leaving your crap on one while you work the other you're not being smart you're being an asshole
Girlfriend introduced me to a cashmere beanie and my life may be irrevocably changed
November 16, 2025 at 5:50 AM
Girlfriend introduced me to a cashmere beanie and my life may be irrevocably changed
"in the day time ghosts are just rumors" off to a good start on Spinal Tap 2
November 16, 2025 at 2:35 AM
"in the day time ghosts are just rumors" off to a good start on Spinal Tap 2
Simpsons did it
Bears have attacked about 100 people in Japan since April and killed at least 13.
Now the military has deployed troops to combat the attacks, according to the Japanese Ministry of Environment.
Now the military has deployed troops to combat the attacks, according to the Japanese Ministry of Environment.
Japan deploys troops to combat record wave of deadly bear attacks
Troops from the country's Self Defense Force arrived in the northern Akita Prefecture on Wednesday to combat a crisis that has seen 100 people attacked and 13 killed since April.
nbcnews.to
November 13, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Simpsons did it
Full on dad mode with a very nice 22 year old at the bar who quite directly asked me "what should I be doing with my life?"
November 11, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Full on dad mode with a very nice 22 year old at the bar who quite directly asked me "what should I be doing with my life?"
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succubus - female demon that seduces men
incubus - male demon that seduces women
vengabus - non-binary demon that likes to party
incubus - male demon that seduces women
vengabus - non-binary demon that likes to party
November 6, 2025 at 3:38 PM
succubus - female demon that seduces men
incubus - male demon that seduces women
vengabus - non-binary demon that likes to party
incubus - male demon that seduces women
vengabus - non-binary demon that likes to party
Once again 95% of right wing men complaints boil down to a skills issue.
the women in the workplace discourse is very funny because a man who can act normal in an office environment that's predominantly female is absolutely on easy street. it's maybe the best gig anyone in history has had. and yet for many guys it is utterly impossible
November 6, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Once again 95% of right wing men complaints boil down to a skills issue.
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“some people abuse SNAP” your soul is rotten
October 30, 2025 at 5:35 PM
“some people abuse SNAP” your soul is rotten
Watching a drunk dude try to force a kiss onto a woman who is clearly not into it and enjoying my lot in life.
November 2, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Watching a drunk dude try to force a kiss onto a woman who is clearly not into it and enjoying my lot in life.
If you see Régine Chassagne today tell her I said hi
October 30, 2025 at 10:47 PM
If you see Régine Chassagne today tell her I said hi
Oof love an $11 beer from a dirty tap. Thankfully the sandwiches are awesome but damn folks clean them lines.
October 28, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Oof love an $11 beer from a dirty tap. Thankfully the sandwiches are awesome but damn folks clean them lines.
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Zohran caught in LIES: Mamdani claims to have "loved Final Fantasy III" when he was growing up. yet research indicates that the game he played was in fact the SIXTH Final Fantasy game
October 28, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Zohran caught in LIES: Mamdani claims to have "loved Final Fantasy III" when he was growing up. yet research indicates that the game he played was in fact the SIXTH Final Fantasy game
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Chatbots — LLMs — do not know facts and are not designed to be able to accurately answer factual questions. They are designed to find and mimic patterns of words, probabilistically. When they’re “right” it’s because correct things are often written down, so those patterns are frequent. That’s all.
June 19, 2025 at 11:21 AM
Chatbots — LLMs — do not know facts and are not designed to be able to accurately answer factual questions. They are designed to find and mimic patterns of words, probabilistically. When they’re “right” it’s because correct things are often written down, so those patterns are frequent. That’s all.
"In Absentia" would make a great girls name
October 27, 2025 at 2:18 PM
"In Absentia" would make a great girls name
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Did you brush your teeth before bed Lightsabre Cocksucking Blues?
October 22, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Did you brush your teeth before bed Lightsabre Cocksucking Blues?
Went under anesthesia today for the first time and boy I can understand why MJ loved him some propofol
October 21, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Went under anesthesia today for the first time and boy I can understand why MJ loved him some propofol
Just finished watching Uncut Gems. I haven't been this tense watching a movie since There Will Be Blood.
October 17, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Just finished watching Uncut Gems. I haven't been this tense watching a movie since There Will Be Blood.
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An ancient tex
October 15, 2025 at 6:10 PM
An ancient tex
If I respond 'hell yeah' to your IG story: know that I love you.
If I respond 'tell her I said "hello"' to your IG story: I've been drinking and I'm shooting bad and horribly planned shots
If I respond 'tell her I said "hello"' to your IG story: I've been drinking and I'm shooting bad and horribly planned shots
October 11, 2025 at 5:14 AM
If I respond 'hell yeah' to your IG story: know that I love you.
If I respond 'tell her I said "hello"' to your IG story: I've been drinking and I'm shooting bad and horribly planned shots
If I respond 'tell her I said "hello"' to your IG story: I've been drinking and I'm shooting bad and horribly planned shots
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This man is being Gorilla Channel'd with a rotating selection of AI slop riot porn by several known white supremacists who are secretly running the government.
Trump: "Portland, I mean -- every time I look at that place it's burning down. There are fires all over the place. When a store -- there are very few of them left -- but when a store owner rebuilds a store they build it out of plywood. They don't put up storefronts anymore. They just put wood up."
October 11, 2025 at 12:22 AM
This man is being Gorilla Channel'd with a rotating selection of AI slop riot porn by several known white supremacists who are secretly running the government.
Pulled back half an inch and they disappeared so hey good call
October 9, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Pulled back half an inch and they disappeared so hey good call
If you see Hayley Williams today tell her I said 'hi'
October 6, 2025 at 8:07 PM
If you see Hayley Williams today tell her I said 'hi'
Are you here to solve my ketchup problem?
what's the stupidest/randomest Simpsons quote that lives in your head rent free? Mine is the urge to say "you said go to bread" every time I am about to head to bed.
October 1, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Are you here to solve my ketchup problem?
In these trying times it always brings me a shred of joy to think "Charlie Brown, no shirt, no panties"
October 1, 2025 at 3:59 PM
In these trying times it always brings me a shred of joy to think "Charlie Brown, no shirt, no panties"